FAN FIC: ORIGINAL 'X-MEN MEMBERS' FEATURED IN THE NEXT 'X-MEN ' MOVIE.

FAN FIC: ORIGINAL 'X-MEN MEMBERS' FEATURED IN THE NEXT 'X-MEN ' MOVIE.

This is my first attempt at a Fan Fic; don't be too harsh.
Here's who I think should portray 'X- Men' member's in the next movie.

Fan Fic
By headlopper - Nov 07, 2011 11:11 AM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

I think the best choice for 'Professor X' would be 'Elmer Fudd' because their both bald.



'Cyclops' needs a real pro- Marty Feldman- he's used to looking out of one eye.



'Wilma Flintstone' is my choice for 'Jean Gray' because their hair is red.



'Beast' needs a classic talent, a real thespian. I went with 'Capn' Crunch'. They both wear blue.




Bobby was a tough one. I decided on 'Frosy the Snowman'...because he's got a cool hat, oh and he's snow.




NEXT: 'WOLVERINE, STORM, NIGHTCRAWLER, COLOSSUS and SHADOWCAT!

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RunDTC
RunDTC - 11/7/2011, 11:35 AM
this isn't news nor is it even funny
Fantine
Fantine - 11/7/2011, 11:39 AM
I dont get this.....
DJCheckPoint
DJCheckPoint - 11/7/2011, 12:06 PM
Thumbs down. This isnt even corny funny. Who da [frick] made this a news item?
LMB10
LMB10 - 11/7/2011, 12:18 PM
wut
JBatesyFilmreviews
JBatesyFilmreviews - 11/7/2011, 12:21 PM
shit much?
headlopper
headlopper - 11/7/2011, 12:31 PM
Here's 5 dollars- go buy yourselves a sense of humor.
Hellsing
Hellsing - 11/7/2011, 12:34 PM
I don't want to sound like a dick but keep the five dollars and use it your self because it wasn't funny I mean I can see what you were trying to do but it just isn't funny. Hate and criticism is part of life
headlopper
headlopper - 11/7/2011, 12:37 PM
@Hellsing- You drive a hard bargain...
Moakynubs
Moakynubs - 11/7/2011, 12:49 PM
Hah, I get it! You used "their" where you should have used "they're". Subtle humor indeed.
JeffBridges
JeffBridges - 11/7/2011, 12:53 PM
This is awesome. Every else is a jerk.
headlopper
headlopper - 11/7/2011, 12:54 PM
@Moakynubs - Damn! Now you've humiliated me! For that , for providing a grammatical correction and helping the 'kids' , you deserve the sum total of...
headlopper
headlopper - 11/7/2011, 1:13 PM
@Moakynubs- #2 rebuke- You're wrong friend.
'Their' is the possessive pronoun for 2 or more .
'They're' is short for 'they are'.
Sorry to shame you like this, but you asked for it.
Just enjoy the humor- you'll fell better.
SpideyDude
SpideyDude - 11/7/2011, 1:51 PM
epic fail on the last comment
headlopper
headlopper - 11/7/2011, 1:54 PM
meant 'feel better'.
AC1
AC1 - 11/7/2011, 1:59 PM
@headlopper 'their' is a possessive pronoun but it doesnt make sense in the context you used it. Bald isn't an object that can be owned, it is a descriptive word, meaning the word you should've used is 'you're'.
Anyway, I think that, if they reboot X-Men, they should take some cues from this.
AC1
AC1 - 11/7/2011, 2:02 PM
*they're
[frick] where's the edit button!

This is backed up by splitting the word into it's simplest form to construct the sentence. It would correctly be 'Because they are both bald' -> You then take the bold parts of the two words, put them together with an apostrophe separating them, and bingo, you have the correct word, 'they're'
headlopper
headlopper - 11/7/2011, 2:16 PM
@ACira- Thanx, but I was defending the 'Wilma' statement. However , regarding the 'Elmer' statement, you're right.
I guess I should refrain from receiving a lap dance when composing these things- very distracting.
You know, I was cracking myself up doing this. I thought the satire was comical. But to each his/her own- it's just a little joke.
Eaglios
Eaglios - 11/7/2011, 4:15 PM
this was a waste of reading
IronicMan
IronicMan - 11/7/2011, 4:53 PM
LOL Love this- the fancasts on here are ridiculous and really run on the principles you're mocking. But one thing: you forgot to cast Olivia Wilde in a role. FYI.
souhunter
souhunter - 11/7/2011, 7:12 PM
GTFO
Rhys
Rhys - 11/7/2011, 8:06 PM
Here's a dime, it's more than your "sense of humor" is worth, headlopper.
Radsavage1
Radsavage1 - 11/7/2011, 11:24 PM
Radsavage1
Radsavage1 - 11/7/2011, 11:24 PM
Just wanted to add my two cents
Cranburn
Cranburn - 11/8/2011, 1:23 AM
I think it's hilarious! HAHAHA!
MaddMonkk
MaddMonkk - 11/8/2011, 1:28 AM
I see what you're trying to do here heady, try doing like this. Add more junk and it will keep they're (Joke) attention longer.

http://comicbookmovie.com/fansites/MaddMonkk/news/?a=47686
MaddMonkk
MaddMonkk - 11/8/2011, 1:58 AM
radsavage is the funniest part of this cast.
Thunderkutfo
Thunderkutfo - 11/10/2011, 7:47 PM
I thought it was [frick]ing funny, i liked it!
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