Blues Brothers:
From Calumet City, it’s Jake and Elwood Blues
When we win this fight, it’ll make the front page news
We make toe-tapping gold, you guys make electronic crap
Halloween ended a while ago, you costume wearing saps
Why do you wear those helmets anyway, too scared to show your faces?
We’ll pull them off of your heads, and leave you needing braces
Shake Your Tail Feathers, and get on outta here
We’re Soul Men, and you’re robot impersonating queers
Daft Punk:
It’s Guy-Manuel and Thomas, the number one French music duo
Our skills are the best in the musical genre of techno
Compared to ours, your music hardly gets people movin’
While our work makes people sweat while they’re groovin’
We may wear costumes, but at least we actually exist
You two are made-up characters, suck on that diss
We have Grammy awards, what honors do you guys have?
You call yourselves brothers, but you don’t have the same mom and dad
Blues Brothers:
Everybody Needs Somebody to Love, except for you two
Cause ear-bleeding musicians is something the ladies never want to screw
For your crimes against music, the State Police will arrest you with its squad
We’re about to take the win, cause we’re on a mission from God
Daft Punk:
We’ve done our Homework on you two, and you’ll never Get Lucky
Nobody wants to give you any lovin’, you shade-wearing dummies
We’ll beat you One More Time, but it won’t take us any longer
You can never defeat us, cause we’re Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Who won? You decide!
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