Ah, what the Hell…here’s another ‘Worst Fan Cast’ for you. I didn’t do a ‘First Class’ spoof just because I couldn’t stop thinking of all the characters that wouldn’t be in it! Basically the ‘plot’ would be Arcade brainwashing mutants to take out the X-Men so he can turn the entire planet into one big virtual reality. Cheesy, I know, but…it’s a comedy. So, here we go…
Ben Stiller’s
X-Men: End Game
Tommy Lee Jones is Professor Xavier
Ben Stiller is Wolverine
Mathew Broderick is Cyclops
Christine Taylor is Jean Grey
Thandie Newton is Storm
Seth MacFarlane is Beast
Jack McBrayer is Angel
Clark Duke is Ice Man
Jim Carrey is Arcade
Christina Applegate is Mystique
Woody Harrelson is Sabertooth
Seth Green is Pyro
Steve Buscemi is Toad
Robert Pattison is Gambit
Bill Nighy is Magneto
Now I know what you’re thinking, ‘Robert Pattison is Gambit? Yeah right! Twilight sucks!’ But ask yourself this: if you were a young actor looking for work that will sky rocket your career to heights that actors twice your age will never reach, you would sign on to do twenty ‘Twilight’s’ if it meant fame and fortune. Plus, he’s a decent (not great, but decent) actor. Also, the ‘Gambit’ character would be de-brainwashed by the X-Men so they can infiltrate Arcade’s virtual reality or whatever. I left some room for you guys to be creative and come up with some more villains if you please..
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