When it was first announced that a all female Ghostbusters film was being made many people were quick to judge it as pc pandering or an unnessisary reboot. Well here today I am here to give my completly true and not at all sarcastic opinion/fact. This movie was horrible in every way. It has no redeeming qualities. Some people have praised the opening sequence of the film for its combination of classic horror opening and hilarious jokes. Well, that doesn't count because I was buying popcorn when it happened. Now to get to the meat of my review.
THE JOKES: Every single joke in this movie was horrible from begining to end. Many people in the audience at my theater laughed but I assume they were delisionional or were some of the secret feminazis i've heard so much about.
THE CAST: The primaey cast reminded me much of various ex girlfriends( as the casts of female led films are prone to do. I felt the cast should have been entirely males named chris in order to accomadate me, and by extension everyone else because everyone has the same opinion as me unless they are feminazis.
THE DIRECTOR(BECAUSE HE IS RELAVENT TO A MOVIE REVIEW!): I refuse to watch a film made by a man(possibly) who insults an entire group of people! This film should be boycotted! How dare he assume if I hate his movie I'm some sort of sexist pig! Just because I believe woman should never be in movies ! Now if you excuse me, I'm going to take a break from this review and watch a movie made by someone who doesn't insult entire groups of people just because of their personal beliefs, Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ!
THE STORY: By having a female led film sony has taken a firm stance against all men everywhere. Some may say " Isn't sonys ceo a man? " I will not dignify that with a response. The truth of the matter is evil man hating Amazonian feminazis are taking over our society from the inside.The worst part is that due to this films release every copy of the original ghostbusters spontainiosly combusted and no one who hates this is able to just watch the original! The only way to prevent them from killing all men is to boycott this film. Not anything else, just this film specificly. Its the lynchpin of their plan. For too long have the feminazis been forcing men to work in the kitchen and stay at home when they should be doing manly things like motetcycling and logging. We must rebel against or opressors by rebelling against this film!!!
Grade: F-
note: This is a joke. Not my real opinion.
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