COMPETITION: CBM Caption Contest!

COMPETITION: CBM Caption Contest!

One thing we are not short of here on CBM is witty wordsmiths. So take a look at the pic and see what you can come up with. Great prizes to be won..

Feature Opinion
By MarkCassidy - Aug 26, 2011 06:08 AM EST
Filed Under: Other

We will be running a few of these using recent set pics from TDKR, Avengers and Man Of Steel. First up is this recent shot of Bats and Bane from TDKR



You can have Bats quip to Bane, Bane quip to Bats or an exchange between both. Keep em short enough if possible but pretty much anything goes. The winner will be the one who's caption is cleverest/funniest but there will be prizes for 2 runners up too! All you have to do is post your caption in the comments section. For added effect you can post the pic with your caption added on but it's not necessary.

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RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 6:58 AM
Bane: Dude. Rubbing my head will NOT bring you good luck.

Batman: OK, I'll stop. Just promise me one thing.

Bane: What?

Batman: No more dead cops!
ohsoserious
ohsoserious - 8/26/2011, 7:00 AM
I cast you out demons!!!!!
BlueMex
BlueMex - 8/26/2011, 7:01 AM
Batman: There, there , you can say it , come on...
Bane: sniff* ok , i will break you
Batman: louder, i cant hear you
Bane: I will break you
Batman: good now lets talk about your shortness
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:01 AM
Batman: Dear Lord, please remove the sickness in this poor soul! Cleanse his spirit!

Bane: What????

Batman: I've...exorcised the demons! This man is clean.
Trapdinsteel
Trapdinsteel - 8/26/2011, 7:03 AM
Batman: Yeah, I think you have a fever...let me check it the "OTHER" way...
Bane: NO NO NO, fight raincheck!
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:03 AM
Batman: You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy..

Bane: And you are an old man and a fool!

Batman: Yes. A fool for thinking....you were a threat! Gotcha Sucka!

BOOM! BAM! POW!
kidz3r0
kidz3r0 - 8/26/2011, 7:04 AM
"DEMON BE GONE!"

"You're running a little hot there buddy..."
krooklyndodger
krooklyndodger - 8/26/2011, 7:05 AM
Wow! That feels like my cod piece! Cool!
Spock
Spock - 8/26/2011, 7:06 AM
Bane: Bats my head inches.
Bats: Call me Meyaghi-- Wax on, Wax off! Wax on, Wax off!
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:06 AM
Bane: Can you read my mind?
ThreeBigTacos
ThreeBigTacos - 8/26/2011, 7:06 AM
Pictured: Batman's day job as a fortune teller.
SageMode
SageMode - 8/26/2011, 7:06 AM
Batman: "I love your head. It so.............shiny"

Bane: "What the [frick] are you doin bro?"
superotherside
superotherside - 8/26/2011, 7:07 AM
I'm not entering the contest (cause I don't really want to fool with all the superherostuff thing maybe later but not right now)... but I did come up with a joke lol:

Batman: Sorry, I didn't mean to hit you so hard.
Bane: No prob, I'll make up for it next scene.
Batman: Me and my big mouth...
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:07 AM
Bane: I've got a fever! And the only prescription, is more Batman!
Trapdinsteel
Trapdinsteel - 8/26/2011, 7:09 AM
Bale: God damned Anne Hathaway and her bright red lipstick! Let me get that for you mate.
ThreeBigTacos
ThreeBigTacos - 8/26/2011, 7:09 AM
Professor X really had some wild teeage years: S&M headgear and a man in a GIMP uniform were nothing new
Kaedus
Kaedus - 8/26/2011, 7:10 AM
Bane: I'm not too short!

Batman: You see my hand? This line...this is where your frekin' chest should be!
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:10 AM
Batman: Captain Picard? What happened to you?

Bane: My name is Bane, numbnuts.

Batman: Make it so!
RyanLantern77
RyanLantern77 - 8/26/2011, 7:11 AM
Batman: Oh no here comes Anne Hathaway as Catwoman.... Let me shield your eyes Bane
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:11 AM
Batman: Who invited Verne Troyer?
SpiderBat209
SpiderBat209 - 8/26/2011, 7:12 AM
BATMAN: "BANE is SUPPOSED to be a MASSIVE THREAT, SCARY, and MUSCULAR! You're short, annoying, and can't even beat up SHIA LABEOUF?!

HELLO, MCFLY?!!!"
Kryptoniano
Kryptoniano - 8/26/2011, 7:12 AM
"I baptise you as "BANE". In the name of the father, the son and the holly spirit... Amen"
OptimusBurgundyMaximus
OptimusBurgundyMaximus - 8/26/2011, 7:12 AM
Batman: Does it hurt when i touch you there

Bane: Nope , maybe it'll hurt if i do it to you

Batman: I never feel hurt.....only when im drink and i realise my parents are still dead ...oh alfred i miss them 'sob'

Bane: Awkwarrrrddd
cconnolly12
cconnolly12 - 8/26/2011, 7:12 AM
Batman: Your head is as smooth as my balls
CarlsinCharge
CarlsinCharge - 8/26/2011, 7:13 AM
Batman: Now hold still bane you have something on you head, let me get that for you.

Bane: Quuiiiit it your embarrassing me.
jatfly
jatfly - 8/26/2011, 7:13 AM
Batman to Bane: "You may want to talk to Troy Polamalu, cause that head and shoulders doesn't seem to be working"
Really
Really - 8/26/2011, 7:14 AM
Bane: You see that mole?
Batman: Where?
Bane: Right there, you have your finger on it!!!... I think it's cancer!
Batman: *gasp*
commzod
commzod - 8/26/2011, 7:14 AM
Bane: But it huuuurts!!!!!!
Batman: It doesn't look like it broke the skin. If you're a brave boywe can get ice cream after we're done shooting, does that sound fun?
Bane: Yaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!!!!
patriautism
patriautism - 8/26/2011, 7:16 AM
Batman- Oh magic Bane ball, will this movie be good..
Bane- All signs point to yes..
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:16 AM
Bale: Why didn't we hire that guy from "Bronson"?

Hardy: I AM the guy from "Bronson".

Batman:..............crap. We're screwed.
ROMACK
ROMACK - 8/26/2011, 7:17 AM
"You see to get on this ride, you have to be this tall! Sorry kid."
CarlXVIGarfield
CarlXVIGarfield - 8/26/2011, 7:18 AM
Batman(thinking): "Warwick Davis as Bane... Oh well, in Nolan we trust."
Greengo
Greengo - 8/26/2011, 7:19 AM
"What is this sticky white stuff on your mask? Hair gel?"
OptimusBurgundyMaximus
OptimusBurgundyMaximus - 8/26/2011, 7:21 AM
Batman: BE HEALED ! THE LORD WILL FORGET YOUR SINS!!

Bane: No thats just Dandruff

Batman: Wait ......are you one of the bad guys from scooby doo or something
RunDTC
RunDTC - 8/26/2011, 7:21 AM
Hardy: Christian, I was jus...

Bale: Hey! When I [frick]ing want you to [frick]ing talk, I'll [frick]ing tell you! Don't [frick] up this scene, mother[frick]er! And stay out of the [frick]ing light! I'm trying to [frick]ing concentrate!

Hardy: (gulp)....y-y-yessir.....
foxfan
foxfan - 8/26/2011, 7:22 AM
Batman: "It's okay, Bane, every costume can't be a winner."
SpiderBat209
SpiderBat209 - 8/26/2011, 7:24 AM
BATMAN: "I said Oops, upside yo head! I said Oops upside yo head!"

BANE: *giggle* "Dude, you're HELLA Drunk!"
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