PLANET OF THE APES Franchise Worst To Best + More!

PLANET OF THE APES Franchise Worst To Best + More!

I look back and rank all the Planet of the Apes films and show off some other cool Apes stuff. Check it out!

Editorial Opinion
By Nick56 - Jul 11, 2014 09:07 PM EST
Filed Under: Sci-Fi


Never trust a monkey in a suit. Or ones that can talk for that matter. 

8. ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE APES

While the paradoxical time travel element is really interesting, the 'fish out of water' humour just didn't work (side note - Star Trek: The Voyage Home had a similar 'fish out of water' story where it worked). 


Statues have feelings too. And can see the future.

7. BATTLE FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES
A forgettable sequel with a cool ominous ending (statues crying? I mean c'mon!). Dawn took a lot of story points from this final instalment but handled them much better. A poor way to end the original franchise.  


Is this a metaphor for something? Probably not.

6. CONQUEST OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
What Battle is Dawn is what Conquest is to Rise. Rise took the similar ideas but made them better. However, Roddy McDowall is fantastic as Caeser and his speech at the end still gives me chills. 


This statue doesn't cry. Ape Lincoln has balls. Furry monkey balls that is.

5. PLANET OF THE APES (2001)
A lot of people really hate this movie, I don't. I think its a fun, if not a forgettable remake. At least they tried to do something original and technically speaking it is closer to the original novel than the first movie. Also the ending is insane! It makes no sense, but its even more of a twist than the original - mainly because the movie makes no indication or foreshadowing at all that it'll end like that. I almost wish a sequel was made just to see what the *#%@ happened! Highlights include the make-up, visuals, and Tim Roth as General Thade. Also Estella Warren is like super hot in this, worth watching just for that. 


Beneath the Planet of the Apes Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

4. BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES
Easily the best sequel of the original series, Beneath takes place shortly after the events of the first movie and introduce some key Apes-franchise trade-marks like the Mutants. The ending is explosive enough (literally) that you almost wish (I do very much wish) the original series ended here. 


Mo-Cap Performers. On. Horses.

3. DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
Thrilling action with a strong emotional core. Loses some marks for not having enough references/easter eggs - I love my fan-service dammit! One of the years best films.


Will: "Have we started the fire?" Caeser: "Yes. The fire rises."

2. RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
The movie is just such a great character piece, packed with the expected thrills and unexpected emotional punches. The nods to the originals are also much appreciated. 


This franchise loves its statues. Oh 4 decade old spoilers btw. 

1. PLANET OF THE APES (1968)
Easily one of the most iconic science-fiction movies of all time, the original Planet of the Apes has stood the test of time. Not only one of the most quotable, pop-culture inspiring movies of all time, the movie is also very smart. If you haven't seen the movie, what the hell are you waiting for? 

***OTHER FUN STUFF***

Spaceballs and The Simpsons had the 2 best Apes parodies ever!





There was also a TV Show 



Two TV Shows Actually 




THANKS FOR READING! AND REMEMBER...



 
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Nick56
Nick56 - 7/11/2014, 10:02 PM
How do I add video?
staypuffed
staypuffed - 7/11/2014, 10:07 PM
You have to click on "Source" and add those embedded codes to get the videos working :)
Nice list, btw. I would rank Dawn at #2 (maybe at #1 once the movie's sunk in) behind the original.
Nick56
Nick56 - 7/11/2014, 10:13 PM
Thanks!
MrBlackJack
MrBlackJack - 7/11/2014, 10:16 PM
I got a mother[frick]ing job and had to go work at the mother[frick]ing job so I couldn't see the mother[frick]ing film (mother[frick]ing Dawn of the Planet of the Apes), so I'm a bit of a pissed mother[frick]er (you guys probably can't tell though). Nice mother[frick]ing article though.
JillKennedy
JillKennedy - 7/11/2014, 10:20 PM
"Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" is the best movie of the year. Will Academy voters have the balls?
http://mankabros.com/blogs/btp/2014/07/11/dawn-of-the-planet-of-the-apes-review/
kong
kong - 7/12/2014, 4:43 AM
According to Rotten Tomatoes...

1) Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
2) Rise of the Planet of the Apes
3) Planet of the Apes
4) Escape from the Planet of the Apes
5) Planet of the Apes (2001)
6) Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
7) Beneath the Planet of the Apes
8) Battle for the Planet of the Apes

I completely agree...meh put Planet of the Apes (2001) under Conquest.
kong
kong - 7/12/2014, 4:43 AM
Switch out 2 and 3.
NovaCorpsFan
NovaCorpsFan - 7/12/2014, 7:52 AM
Conquest deserves to be higher than Burton's shit. Caesar's speech alone should've put it that much higher.
Nick56
Nick56 - 7/12/2014, 9:28 AM
Thanks for the comments! Wow a lot of people love conquest - personally I just like don't love it. Great ideas and performance but the movie as a whole just didn't work for me, and Rise did the same thing a lot better. Still, I think whats great about the Apes franchise is that each instalment, no matter how poor, has something great in it that people love.
Dios
Dios - 7/14/2014, 12:11 AM
Im disgusted to say this but.....i agree with Dellamorte
MightyZeus
MightyZeus - 7/15/2014, 5:34 AM
Conquest i found enjoying it more than Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. I just felt bored while watching Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. I do find the old Apes franchise entertaining but in terms of being better, Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes are much better than the old franchise.
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