(this is for parody intentions, don't get your panties in a twist but if you are Margot Robbie, then you may proceed.
Hello? Crazy Wanker here. Are you alright, are you doing fine, how's your mum? Okay, i made sure she's okay, so don't you worry. Anyways, um..what are we talking about here? Oh yeah, bloody Suicide Squad. Oh yeah, the title reminds me of that one time me and my mates went over a hill and made a pact, so we were a squad, Dale jumped first. He didn't make it. Funny guy, though.
Anyways, let's talk about...
THAT! How'd you like that, perv? I sure did, it was a moment from the trailer of a movie called Suicide Squad, which is coming in a pedo van near you in a month. Be sure to mark your calendars. Anyways, the collosal failure known as BVS came to the screen and there was so much shit on screen that we couldn't see nothin'. Literally, there was so much crap on the screen that it was unwatchable, so much crap. Movie's okay, though.
Anyways, this film got so much attention on social media, because...well..
oh yeah, that's why. Forgot. Anyways, Suicide Squad will be great, because it has Harley and her rose-themed bra and the Joker, who's her gay boyfriend. Seems like my kind of movie! It has a competent enough director, who made one of my favorite films of all time, Training Day. I love the DCEU and it's growing into something much larger, and..
if i hear about box office numbers, i will shoot a fool. Seriously, are we still accounting numbers for box office? Remember Dredd? That was a dope film but failed, if we go by box office numbers to judge a film, then i guess Growns Up 2 is the [frick]ing second coming of Jesus.
I could go n and on and on about the flaws in Marvel films, but if i didn't die in the day i made a suicide pact with my friends, then why choose to meet the holy now and be butchered by these guys:
Believe me, i am a man who wants to life and jack off. David Ayer is a great film-maker and the characters in his movies all have good personalities and are intriguing and you want to keep watching so that you learn what happens with them, same in Training Day and hopefully, in Suicide Squad. One reason it might not though: This gritty, franchise killing and superhero-molesting son of a dog:
Yeah, i'm mindblowed by casting a mexican base player to play the Flash, i mean, Speedy Gonzales.
Anyways, those are my reasons to whether SKWAD will suck ass and everything in between or glorify be on top. Leave your worthless thoughts in the box below and if you don't agree with me, i'll cry and bitch. Did i nail it, am i marvel fan? GREAT! SEE YA'! By the way, will anyone give me a ride to Comic-Con, i wanna sit on Gal Gadot's lap.