Relaxitality
Username: Relaxitality
Member Since: 4/11/2014
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Before you can talk to Relaxitality, a homeless man approaches you, blocking the way. He asks you for spare change, but you hand him a half-finished (or half-full) bottle of rotgut instead. The beggar thanks you and downs the bottle in three gulps, then hands you a small pocket knife.
"Here'ssh my trussshty ol' pocket knife. Ya never know! There are sssshome kinky girlssh in this town. Sssshexy hunkssh like ussh might have to defend oursshelves sometime!"
With that, he "sssshtumbles" off into the darkness.