X-MEN: Professor Charles Xavier Fires Jubilee (Parody)

X-MEN: Professor Charles Xavier Fires Jubilee (Parody)

Professor Charles Xavier (Pete Holmes) is on a firing spree. He's already taken out Angel, Gambit and Wolverine. Who's next? That would be the little firecracker herself, Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee.

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By nailbiter111 - Nov 19, 2013 05:11 PM EST
Filed Under: X-Men
Source: Pete Holmes Show



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Jubilee once could generate multi-colored globules of energy plasma she calls "fireworks." She could vary their power and intensity, from a multitude of sparkles capable of temporarily blinding others to a powerful detonation capable of much destruction, and could also absorb the energy back into her body without harm to herself. Jubilee had the potential to detonate matter on a molecular level. - Marvel Wiki
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JoJo1982
JoJo1982 - 11/19/2013, 5:20 PM
Lmao

First!!!
Omario
Omario - 11/19/2013, 5:23 PM
"Can you look back please? You can't hear a finger." Haha that was my fave part
ScottMontgomery
ScottMontgomery - 11/19/2013, 5:25 PM
These skits are getting old, I liked the Wolverine and Gambit ones but these last two just weren't funny...
JoJo1982
JoJo1982 - 11/19/2013, 5:26 PM
"You can't hear a finger"
TopCat89
TopCat89 - 11/19/2013, 5:29 PM
Hahahaha i had a funny feeling Jubilee was next, i would of bet money.......when watching 'X-men: TAS' as a kid, i never understood why she was there......she has fireworks for powers......still 'X-men: TAS' was badass!
Missy
Missy - 11/19/2013, 5:32 PM
Poor girl xD
CaptainA
CaptainA - 11/19/2013, 5:40 PM
These were funny at first, then the angel one was kinda dumb. This one didn't even get a smile. I think it's just old now. Dude needs a new skit.
CaptainAmerica31
CaptainAmerica31 - 11/19/2013, 5:55 PM
You see this firing makes sense
Abary
Abary - 11/19/2013, 6:08 PM
Hippies are cool
Hellboy6666
Hellboy6666 - 11/19/2013, 6:09 PM
not funny....squirrels in pajamas, now thats funny.
storyteller
storyteller - 11/19/2013, 6:11 PM
Dude does other skits........so it's like this is the only thing he does. I enjoy them, you just need to let go of the comic truth.
yonny616
yonny616 - 11/19/2013, 6:29 PM
Pete Holmes.... he's average and can get a small "HA" from me like the newest Nickolodean show everyonce in a while.
BANE5000
BANE5000 - 11/19/2013, 6:29 PM
TopCat89

X-Men:TAS, the only true adaptation well get of them outside the comics from FOX :]
unknownfacts
unknownfacts - 11/19/2013, 6:33 PM
How do you fire a student I know a few are on the staff like Wolverine but a student it technically expulsion on the grounds of being useless.Still funny though.
CherryBomb
CherryBomb - 11/19/2013, 6:33 PM
That was hilarious!
Aaaahahahaha
unknownfacts
unknownfacts - 11/19/2013, 6:38 PM
You know when he fired Angel Warren should have said I'm rich screw this I'll be chilling in my own mansion instead of getting shot at by robot who are going to go terminator on all humanity in the future.
Tainted87
Tainted87 - 11/19/2013, 6:54 PM
Dazzler has a lot more control - she can blind whoever to. Anyways, this isn't the first time he's just... bored me. Ah well. Guess he wins points for trying.
RamonSuarez
RamonSuarez - 11/19/2013, 8:23 PM
Jubilee = racist creation.

They finally make an Asian American superhero and they give her lame stereotype powers.

Real original having a Chinese person create fireworks.
ChanchoMcGrady
ChanchoMcGrady - 11/19/2013, 8:23 PM
I didn't think the Angel one was funny at all and the Gambit one was okay. This was better, but Wolverine was still probably the best.
thunderpun573
thunderpun573 - 11/19/2013, 8:52 PM
I thought the angel one was funnier than the gambit one, I still got a laugh from this one. Man, you guys are hard to impress!
13Deadpool13
13Deadpool13 - 11/19/2013, 8:55 PM
Not even a smirk...until the ending, ha!
Minato
Minato - 11/19/2013, 11:11 PM
Jubilee is an potential Omega Level mutant because the can control matter at a molecular level. She doesn’t need to blind you with fireworks she can actually charge matter with energy like Gambit. I liked her when she was with Generation X and she was more or less the vet of the group.
SuperSomething616
SuperSomething616 - 11/20/2013, 5:25 AM
Why cant Americans pronounce IBIZA properly...

Christ even Bruce Wayne had to correct Selina Kyle in 'The Dark Knight Rises'

*SHEESH*

And this was mildly amusing...
MsDarkPhoenix
MsDarkPhoenix - 11/20/2013, 8:36 AM
Come on guys, Jubilee is cool! I have a funny picture from X-Men TAS but I don't know how to post pics from my iPhone. Can someone help?
wcwpoet
wcwpoet - 11/20/2013, 8:56 AM
I've never liked Jubilee ever. I've never gotten the love her and Gambit get.
EpitomeofAwesome
EpitomeofAwesome - 11/20/2013, 9:50 AM
Isn’t Prof. X the same guy that plays Batman for CollegeHumor?
mctrinket
mctrinket - 11/20/2013, 5:22 PM
Jubilee is the suck.
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