ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA BTS Featurette Spotlights New Footage From MCU's First Phase 5 Film

@ElJefe - oh its already been broughten

@Vigor - I was the same way when my kid was little. She is 32 now, damn im old.

@bobevanz - they're an hour away. But just not a bad suggestion! They certainly won't mind

@Vigor - Easy. All you have to is leave them in your car in the parking lot of the movie theater so that you're nice and close in case you want to run out and check on them during a slow part of the movie. Now, of course you have to think about your little one's needs so you'll want to at least have the radio playing and for God's sake be sure to have the car running so they get some heat if you live in a colder part of the country. (Pro Tip: gas up BEFORE you get to the theater if you don't have a full tank). And in that case be sure that the windows are totally closed so that the heat doesn't escape.

Now, if you're REALLY being a pussy and you feel the need to coddle the kid, you can always leave a cell phone in the car on speaker phone and pop an Air-Pod in one of your ears, but then that's going to ruin the surround sound part of your cinematic experience, and you're going to get a headache trying to tune out all that crying and screaming - don't worry they'll cry themselves to sleep before the first act is over so don't get excited if there's a sudden silence (it's natural).

So follow my advice and you'll have a great movie-going experience and if you REALLY want to be "Dad of the Year" save some popcorn to bring back for the kiddo - 5 month olds LOVE popcorn. Enjoy!

@Vigor - What advice? Who are you? I don't know what happened. I had been in a NyQuil induced coma waiting for "AM:Q" to come out and someone hijacked my account. I only noticed it just now because my dumbass caretakers accidentally refilled my bathtub with DayQuil instead of NyQuil. That's f**king great. Now, not only am I not going to be in a coma until the movie, now I'm going to be so jazzed up I'm going to want to remodel or repaint some part of my house for the next couple of weeks. Assholes!

@StSteven - it sure does sound like you need help!
I mean, good help 😄

@bkmeijer1 - yeah he's not on my friends list anymore and all of our threads are gone. I hope he didn't get tired and walk away

@bkmeijer1 - I hope not. The doc was my dawg. I'll go offline just to see if it's the case

@bkmeijer1 - lol I meant incognito to see if I see any comments

@bkmeijer1 - I did not. I was just telling ninnes we gotta go into the quantum realm to find him

@bkmeijer1 - crazy you said. I started coming around here around 2012. Like where does time go?

@bkmeijer1 - like a really long time. I noticed that around black panther 2. I mentioned him but he never responded. I saw he viewed a few articles back then but that was it

@SummersEssex - you could also just have yourself be declared dead. In a coma you still have to pay taxes, but when you're ''dead'' you don't have to

@SummersEssex - Oh that's easy. Just fill a bathtub with NyQuil, grab a straw and climb on in.

P.S. You don't have to pay taxes if you're a stable genius. Only losers pay taxes (or that's what I keep telling the IRS anyway and then they go on about some stupid shit "Blah blah blah audit yada yada yada tax evasion" (whatever those are)).

Phase 4: “how can we force women empowerment down peoples throats and emasculate all male characters”

@Matchesz - General Dreykov's human trafficking got shut down, ANOTHER PROFITABLE BUSINESS DESTROYED THANKS TO KAREN.