Banner in the Woods

Chapter Two: The Weenie Roast

Banner sat out in the wilderness, twiddling his thumbs over an open fire waiting for Tony Stark to arrive in time. He thought to himself, "If Tony doesn't arrive within the next fifteen minutes, I'm just going to have to roast these damn weenies all by my lonesome". Approximately 14 and a half minutes later Stark finally arrived, and Banner jumped in the air and yelled "SKIP-BOPPITY BOO, HAVE I GOT A WIENER ROAST FOR YOU!!!" Stark reacted with a thunderous "WOOOOOHOOO!!!" Banner than said "Did you bring lots of liquor?" To which Stark replied, "I would have been here quicker, but i almost forgot the liquor!!" 

Meanwhile, in Asgard......Loki farted.

Meanwhile, on the Avengers new Quinjet......Steve was doing a sexy workout getting all sweaty and whatnot. While Cap was busy with his super hot workout Clint and Natasha were having a very deep conversation about the potential repercussions that could occur if Barton decided to finally come out of the closet. "I don't know if i can handle being known as the gay Avenger" said Clint to Natasha. "But Clint, you can't keep doing this to yourself anymore, it will take an irreparable toll on your psyche". Clint let out a deep sigh before he proceeded to cry. Natasha embraced him and whispered into his ear "Just let it go, Clint, let it go". This inspired Clint to burst into song "The snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen. A kingdom of isolation and it looks like I'm the Queen. The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside. Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows i tried. Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be. Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well, now they know! Let it go, let it go! Can't hold it back any more. Let it go, let it go! Turn away and sla-" "CLINT!!!" "Sorry....i got a bit carried away, i just love Frozen SO MUCH!!!"

Back in the woods, Bruce and Tony got ecstatic due to the splendid job Banner did roasting the wieners. "Oh my gosh, Bruce this is the most delicious wiener I've tasted since i was fourteen years old". "Thank you, Tony. I must say, i haven't had a night like this for the longest time. I'm very grateful you accepted my invite". Hours passed under the starry moonlight, many a drink and a wiener were had, both Tony and Banner were glad. After a while they snuggled up in Banner's tent and passed out. And that was the end of the weenie roast.