Check In At The No-Tell BATMAN Hotel Room

Check In At The No-Tell BATMAN Hotel Room

Do you like Batman? Do you have an itch to visit Taiwan? Do you have fifty bucks to spend? If you answered “yes” to all three questions, then come see Eden Hotel’s Batman-themed suite.

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By nailbiter111 - Nov 20, 2013 11:11 PM EST
Filed Under: Batman
Source: huffingtonpost.com



If you've got the money honey, I've got the time. Eden Motel in Kaohsiung City has a room to rent that is all decked out in Batman paraphernalia. For $50 you will get to pretend you are the billionaire Bruce Wayne... for three hours. But totally worth it, right? Wait, did you say only three hours? Why yes, yes I did. This room ain't for sleeping son, this Batcave is for Bat-Lovin. After you're done canoodling with your special someone, the next two hours and fifty-minutes you can enjoy all the room's amenities. Come relax in the Bat-couch, that is modeled after Christopher Nolan's Batmobile, The Tumbler. Enjoy a Bat-flick on the Bat-shaped television set. Gaze upon a movie poster featuring the greatest Batman of all time, Christian Bale. Suck it, Affleck. The room is even equipped with a Bat-Signal skylight. To book your room, or to find out more info head on over to the Eden Motel Website.







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kalelrules
kalelrules - 11/20/2013, 11:12 PM
Awesome!!
vondoom29
vondoom29 - 11/20/2013, 11:21 PM
rad
RobinJohnBlake1824
RobinJohnBlake1824 - 11/20/2013, 11:24 PM
I could make so many "bat-creditcard" type jokes right now.
Banner
Banner - 11/20/2013, 11:32 PM
Looks like Adam West lives there.
unknownfacts
unknownfacts - 11/20/2013, 11:45 PM
Looks like Batkid's dream room.
ahhmynuts
ahhmynuts - 11/21/2013, 12:10 AM
motel?? what does the hotel version of this look like???

gettin licked in the tumbler would be sweet
NitPicker
NitPicker - 11/21/2013, 12:14 AM
There's a Bat-UV light in the night stand. You're better off not using it though.
patrat18
patrat18 - 11/21/2013, 12:20 AM
I'm down.
technodrome518
technodrome518 - 11/21/2013, 1:06 AM
Way too much semen all over that room
mgeoff88
mgeoff88 - 11/21/2013, 1:11 AM
That's very cool. I could see why the room is only $50 considering you could only stay in it for three hours.

If I'm with a girl though, I'm going to need a lot more than three hours... Pillow fights, wrestling, making mud masks, and doing each other's hair takes time. ;P

@NitPicker Lol! That would be a situation when using one of Batman's gadgets is a bad idea.
NitPicker
NitPicker - 11/21/2013, 1:27 AM
@mgeoff88

Maybe you can test your detective skills by trying to find out who had sex with who.
mgeoff88
mgeoff88 - 11/21/2013, 3:42 AM
@NitPicker *puts on sunglasses*Well, I can't tell you who had sex with who, but I can tell each person on here that rented the room at different times. I do know Gusto used the room at one point, and I don't need the Bat-UV light to tell me that because he is Gusto. And also, he has a big weakness for Asian women.

Nailbiter seems to know a lot about the room... For him to know there is a Bat-Signal skylight in the room means he has used it before to entertain his lady friend.

The only way TECHNODROME could possibly know there is way too much semen all over the room, is if he had actually been in the room.

And interestingly enough, NitPicker, how did you know there is a Bat-UV light in the nightstand? You yourself are guilty of using the Batman room for a Taiwanese booty call!

*takes off sunglasses*Unfortunately for you guys, what happens in Taiwan, doesn't stay in Taiwan*puts sunglasses back on*.

:P
AvatarIII
AvatarIII - 11/21/2013, 4:17 AM
holy crap Batman, $50 for that? in the UK the cheapest of cheap hotel rooms are about £30, which is about $50
MightyZeus
MightyZeus - 11/21/2013, 4:49 AM
CASH
CASH - 11/21/2013, 4:52 AM
…….. … neat.
Joe6Pack74
Joe6Pack74 - 11/21/2013, 5:44 AM
That is way better than the no-tell motel in Orlando! The one I visited was themed after 'Breaking Bad'.
BigMikeReviews
BigMikeReviews - 11/21/2013, 6:15 AM
50 bucks is a bargain, the plane ride there... not so much
r3negade
r3negade - 11/21/2013, 6:21 AM
I'll go if the plane ride is $50...
SimyJo
SimyJo - 11/21/2013, 6:36 AM
Good luck trying to get laid in that room!.
Unless you are paying by the hour (and by that I don't mean for the room). ^^
NightWingNut
NightWingNut - 11/21/2013, 6:49 AM
NO-TELL my BUTT! That room totally has cameras in it. I wonder if they sell "Bat" sex tapes on the Chinese market from their footage. Hmmmm....
Greengo
Greengo - 11/21/2013, 6:57 AM
Wow that's so f'n cool!!!! I'd book at least 9 hours.
Greengo
Greengo - 11/21/2013, 6:58 AM
I just can't quite tell if there is a Bat-mirror on the Bat-ceiling above the Bat-bed.
SimyJo
SimyJo - 11/21/2013, 7:14 AM
...with a wide-ranging selection of used sex-toys in the bedside cabinet that run on Bat-teries?
TheDpool
TheDpool - 11/21/2013, 7:30 AM
Best way to ever get dumped haha I'm sorry but unless your chick is into batman she is gonna dump you if you take her here.
Fatbastic
Fatbastic - 11/21/2013, 7:47 AM
If your chick dumps you for taking her here, then she wasnt the one to begin with
Shara184
Shara184 - 11/21/2013, 7:57 AM
Even if she's into Batman she would have hesitations, I'd go but there would absolutely be no sex happening. The room looks too uncomfortable, there's too much going in the room for me to relax
NitPicker
NitPicker - 11/21/2013, 8:00 AM
@mgeoff88

@Gusto lured me in with promises of Mylie Cyrus. When I got there, there was no Mylie Cyrus...
ElBicho
ElBicho - 11/21/2013, 8:10 AM
$5 says blackandyellow would prefer the room with the Flash motif, being the world's fastest man and all...
Ruffus
Ruffus - 11/21/2013, 8:49 AM
Well considering this is in Taiwan, this is just a ploy to get the little boys to cooperate.
JoeMomma29
JoeMomma29 - 11/21/2013, 9:33 AM
@ Ruffus

OMG! SMH!!!! I can just see Gusto now digging for his Passport!
NitPicker
NitPicker - 11/21/2013, 9:35 AM
@Ruffus

Closet full of Robin costumes FTL.
tomasocelot
tomasocelot - 11/21/2013, 9:37 AM
@nitpicker that's how gusto got me. I thought I was going to see a cracked out Miley. All I saw was gusto's crack. You dirty old man !!!
leftcoastpunk
leftcoastpunk - 11/21/2013, 9:46 AM
i went there once and decided to go the extra mile and hired a local gal to up the experience. Has any one ever heard of Taiwanese lady-boys...WELL I HADN'T!!!! my harely quinn turned out to be the joker. guess that joke was on me...ya i'll stop there. SO BE WARNED!!!!!!
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