Batman vs Superman vs Fanboys
Tis but a war that has mangled the weary eyed hearts of thy fanboys delight. One on an opposite end but another on the winning end. Unfortunately that hero is always Batman, why, cause he is simply badass. Compared to the justice sucking and loving hero Superman of the silly old time ways who has never given up his freedom to be something more. Batman has ventured into more darker and gruesome territory than Superman. Who is too say who is the strongest, Batman can shove a dirt load of Kryptonite in the face of Superman and it's over. Now I am not saying Superman sucks, well he does suck but does have his fair share of useful powers. I mean isn't it every man's dream to have that perverted X-Ray vision or to have freeze breath for that warm beer that needs some cold lovin. What about that super speed and wanting to finish so quick while having the best performance in one night. You get the idea. This is getting really dirty sorry about that.
I previously wrote a Batman and Superman article but now seeing this has been announced I thought it would be time to refresh with new thoughts. Now I want to be honest I haven't fully seen Man of Steel(Don't give a crap about it really) but I have watched all the Nolan Batman films. Even though the Nolan Batman would have nothing in common with the new presented version it is still considered as a milestone or a stepping stone influence to how Batman could be portrayed as in the future. Well what did Man of Steel have from his previous version as seen in theaters, Superman Returns? It was an improvement but felt like the same character needless to say but told in a different universal perspective. Barely anything changed at all. Even Superman Returns took a heavy influence from his previous incarnations retaining to the original films. He is just often a boring talkative character when Batman is all action and fighting which raises the appeal. Batman is even human which relates to us even more. As humans we always have dreamed of doing the daring and outstanding, Batman is that exact role model and influence to that meaning. To be fair Superman has an appeal to people who are from far away lands as he is an alien and people are mentally troubled/challenged to adapting to a new world. He is the man who wants to find his inner soul or his inner erected...noble mind.
Then we have the fanboys going on saying Batman will obviously win when in truth Superman would kick his ass to the ground. It's freaking physics people do I need to explain more than that. If Superman pounded Zod so hard then Superman would literately pound Batman so hard he would break in half. Even if Batman had Kryptonite he would be f'ed. Then David Goyer and Zack Snyder are going to restrict his powers some plot bull will happen then somehow through the power of a poorly written script Batman wins. Fanboys think this is an awesome idea but it's not. Superman vs Batman is not exciting or funny. It's stupid. Real life physics Batman is Human and Superman is a super powered alien being. For a billionaire like Bruce Wayne to go head to toe with him he has to have a lot of f'kin balls. He has to have so much money and a rich non giving a sh't carefree attitude just to risk his life to beat Superman. One punch by Superman in real life physics to a Human their blood would boil and their heart would explode. Don't talk about comics because comic book writers do whatever the eff they want to keep the comic book moving this is real life physics many of you tend to disregard. The Bat Suit is weaker than Iron Man's armor, it doesn't have a propeller or a jet. It's a real flying frick of emotions colliding and it comes together so intelligently and gently as it rubs it's way into the breeze of the night.
Batman and Superman could just be friends. They could be friends and you monsters want them to fight. You sick psychopathic people would want to Bruce Wayne pounded by Clark Kent. You want to see him take a good beating, you want to see them getting beat so hard together and rubbing all over. Why can't they be friends huh they don't have to fight. It takes a wrong influence to the general audience. They are good willed people who want and love justice why must they fight. Can't they instantly realize their own cause and purpose. Batman and Superman is intentionally the first important partnering of two men who purposely love each other. Love what they do and love how they do it in their own style. It is a perfect match made already. Fanboys need to take a look into the deeper meaning of this. It is coming out dryer than cold mayonnaise and it needs to be squeezed out harder, the truth needs to be squeezed out harder that is what I am referring too.
I love Batman and Superman (Batman even more). I want these characters done hardcore justice and love. I don't want Batman to be gay but I want him to a normal man who has one goal in mind, to fight for what he believes. You can leave all the gay and the other exploration stuff too Superman cause whatever. This guy is constantly lost and doesn't know what he is looking for. I would have preferred if Andrew Garfield played Superman, if he is so open about a gay Spider-Man then it should be clear Studios should bring him in for more exploration projects. I don't want to divulge into what villains I want to see but I am getting tired of Lex Luthor screw him or another solution is to make Lex Luthor similar to Scarface and have him be played by Al Pacino. They could change the Joker and make him a flying wiener for all I care as long as justice is done to that villain.
Now I am not a fan of the Batman vs Superman title but alright if they want to advertise a whole film around him knocking him so hard. It's so unoriginal, why not call it something more attractive it sounds like a bland movie.
Well thank you for reading or skimming down the page cause you don't give a sh't. Please comment or like and thank you once again. You fanboys are brilliant, just brilliant. Do some dope or something to chill you out cause hold on to your seats 2015 isn't here yet. Who knows could get cancelled knowing the repetition of WB. Enjoy the music I always post, well not always sometimes I am just too lazy to find a song. I was actually listening to this song while I was writing this. You get the idea. Just shut up and scroll down to the comment section.