I've had this idea for a while now and I've finally sat down and made it happen. It's part Fan-Fic, part Fight Club, part Chose Your Own Adventure. I apologize if I forgot anyone who feels they should've been included. Here goes.........
The planet known as CBM is in danger of being destroyed by the all mighty world-eater, Galactus (Jim). Not to be confused with Galactus (Marvel). This Galactus gives the planet a chance for survival by pitting it's greatest warriors against one another in a tournament to see who is most worthy to face him in a fight to determine the fate of the planet. Having traveled the universe for eons, the battles are the only thing that can still entertain the neigh omnipotent titan. With the world devourer looming, our warriors have gathered for the opening round of the tournament, high above the surface on Mt. Cape.
COMBATANTS |
| Mark"RorMachine"Cassidy | EdGross |
| HelaGood | WolvieCBM |
| WaylonJones | VideoColor |
| VicSage | TheGoddamnBatman |
| Selina Kyle | Ruben |
| PollMaster | PaulRom |
| nuck82 | mikenew |
| Matthew"Ozymandias"Wallace | luffycapri |
| LP4 | LEEE777 |
| JoshWildling | Jolt17 |
| Grif | Ecksmanfan |
| DCMarvelFreshman | darkknightlegend |
| Comedian03 | batcavepwnsphonebooth |
Galactus likes to start things off with a bang so he always selects two of the planets heavy weights to do battle first. He determines who is strongest by using a scanner to assess each warrior's
strength (# of Article Submissions), speed (# of Comments), intelligence (CBM Membership Length)and energy projection (# of fan sites). However, Galactus knows that he cant rely on these qualities alone to determine who's the most dangerous. There are also intangibles such as
Article Content, Site Presence, Grammar, Spelling, and Popularity that simply can't be measured by numbers and facts. Suddenly, two warriors catch Galactus' eye without need of the scanner. On impulse, he decides that the opening round of fights will be as follows:
Mark"RorMachine"Cassidy vs. EdGross
Grif vs. LP4
Pollmaster vs. LEEE777
Selina Kyle vs. nuck82
Galactus awaits with glee to see the outcome of the opening round matches!
So that's our opening round kids. Be sure to cast your vote. Also, please speculate and theorize what powers each CBM would have. If enough people agree with you, your theory could become canon. Stay tuned for future updates as more heavyweights such as Josh Wildling, DCMarvelFreshman, PaulRom, and Waylon Jones join the fray. We may even get some partycrashers such as Gusto, Firg and SpaceGhost!
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