“THIS IS A PARODY FANCAST” so please don’t get yer panties in a
pinch, don’t get yer knickers in a knot, don’t get yer…aaaawww… you
know what I mean!
I was thinkin’, (Yeah, I know, I shouldn’t be doin’ that but, oh well, it
happens!) since Joss Whedon is directing THE AVENGERS, what
would happen if JOSS WHEDON wrote and directed an X-MEN movie?
Since his run on Astonishing X-men I thought this movie idea would
kinda maybe sorta fit him! :D But remember this is only a PARODY
and only DONE IN FUN! (After I got hammered by so many people
because of my different twist on BATMAN I’m a bit gun-shy!!!) :( :0
After I got this thing finished I thought, “This might actually make a
damm fine cast!” Lol I mean REALLY!!!
So, what if Joss Whedon wrote/directed an X-MEN movie?
This is what it might look like! Or…maybe NOT! :(
MY JOSS WHEDON X-MEN MOVIE FANCAST:
PROF X: Hey, how do ya work this keyboard again?
ANTHONY: It should be shaken, not shtirred!
PROFESSOR X – ANTHONY HEAD (BUFFY)
FILLION: Hey, I’m CYCLOPS! “WANNA SEE MY ONE EYE!”
CYCLOPS – NATHAN FILLION (BUFFY, FIREFLY)
ALYSON: “Now where did I park the car???”
JEAN GREY – ALYSON HANNIGAN (BUFFY, ANGEL)
One claw up, two down and the message is quite clear!
WOLVERINE – CHRISTIAN KANE (ANGEL)
Man, I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ funny about Gina cuz she’d probably come
to my house and beat my ass! And if that didn’t do the job her hubby,
Larwrence Fishburne, would come and finish me off! Geez!
STORM – GINA TORRES (BUFFY, FIREFLY)
BOREANAZ: “Hey, anybody seen my zip-up blue hairy beastie-suit?”
BEAST – DAVID BOREANEZ (BUFFY, ANGEL)
Now Eliza surely is a doll, too bad her TV show, DOLLHOUSE, was a dog!
ROGUE – ELIZA DUSHKU (BUFFY, ANGEL, DOLLHOUSE)
Now here’s a guy who can do the Cajun accent perfectly! I thought he
was British when he was on Buffy but he’s as American as apple pie and
Chevrolet!
GAMBIT – JAMES MARSTERS (BUFFY, ANGEL)
SARAH: “Hey, quit starin’ or I’ll take off this damm skimpy red thing
and beat you with it!”
ME: Oh, whip me…whip me!!!!
Man, Sean actually looks like he could paint his skin blue and fit in that
spandex costume!
NIGHTCRAWLER – SEAN MAHER (FIREFLY)
I swear, Amy looks like she could very well play Psylocke!
VINCENT: “Hey man, now that’s what I call one cool dude!”
ICEMAN – VINCENT KARTHEISER (ANGEL)
Michelle can walk through my wall anytime! ;D Yooowwwser!!!!
SHADOWCAT – MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG (BUFFY)
Now, that’s what I call a real HEAVY METAL MAN!
COLOSSUS – TAHMOH PENIKETT (DOLLHOUSE)
Man, is she absolutely perfect for X-23, or what?
X-23 – SUMMER GLAU (FIREFLY, DOLLHOUSE)
There’s a reason all the ladies love him, he’s a TU-DYK man! Lol
But man, Alan would actually be perfect for Angel!
ANGEL – ALAN TUDYK (FIREFLY, DOLLHOUSE)
BAD GUYS:
This picture of Magneto looks exactly like Alexis so I made him
MAGNETO here, even if he’s quite a bit younger! Hey, I found out
something I didn’t know when doing this casting, Alyson Hannigan is
married to Alexis Denisof.
MAGNETO – ALEXIS DENISOF (BUFFY, ANGEL, DOLLHOUSE)
Man, Charisma is the spitting image of MYSTIQUE here!
MYSTIQUE – CHARISMA CARPENTER (BUFFY, ANGEL)
Now, Bailey looks like he could wear that spandex costume too!
SABRETOOTH – BAILEY CHASE (BUFFY)
‘Nuff said! lol
CALLISTO – MORENA BACCARIN (FIREFLY)
What the hell! Green twins!!! LMAO
TOAD – SETH GREEN (BUFFY)
“Heeeeere’s Juggy!!!!”
JUGGERNAUT – ADAM BALDWIN (ANGEL, FIREFLY)
Well, there it is! I hope you enjoyed it! And remember...."IT'S JUST A DAMM PARODY!" ;D :D ;D