Starkasm Reviews GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY "It's Like A Mixture Of Fergie And Jesus."

Starkasm Reviews GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY "It's Like A Mixture Of Fergie And Jesus."

As the title suggests, here is the highly anticipated review from yours truly. Hit the jump to check it out!

Review Opinion
By Starkasm - Aug 01, 2014 06:08 PM EST

 

Many fans were left confused and even angry when Marvel announced Guardians of the Galaxy would take the second 2014 slot next to Captain America: The Winter Soldier. "The who of the what?" "wah wah what about Black Panther, you racists!" For most, it wasn't until the footage started to release that they realised the potential this movie had. And the first full appearance of Thanos, who had a blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance in the mid-credits scene in The Avengers, also peaked people's interest.

The film takes a lot of influence from the brilliant Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning run who introduced this new team. Featuring Drax 'The Destroyer", Gamora "The deadliest woman in the universe", Groot "Monarch of Planet X", Rocket Raccoon "Certified bad ass" and Peter Quill aka Star-Lord.

So, how did these relatively unknown band of misfits go in their first cinematic treatment?

A-MAY-ZING


Director James Gunn, who is known for his "out there" films, has absolutely nailed it. The characters are all perfectly represented and portrayed. The plot is simple, but this is a character driven film and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. The tone and visuals have such an aesthetic appeal it would make James Cameron cream his shorts.

The entire cast is perfect. As a big fan of the 2008 run, I knew these characters and I knew how they would interact. I left the cinema with sore cheeks from smiling so much. Everyone nails the comedic and action parts as well as their vulnerable pieces. Chris Pratt's Peter Quill aka Star-Lord is a charasmatic lead with a wonky moral compass and dialogue full of references. Zoe Saldana captures the bitter, dangerous Gamora, Vin Diesel shows us there is an unlimited amount of ways to say "I Am Groot" and Bradley Cooper brings us the perfect, snarky and downright hilarious Rocket Raccoon. But it is Dave Bautista who surprises everyone with a great performance. As the main grievance everyone had when the cast were announced, Dave had a lot to prove and I feel he shut his haters up with a great performance as the walking thesaurus, Drax.

The CGI was flawless. This film looks like it had a 250 million dollar budget when it only had 175. You often forget that Groot and Rocket are complete CGI creations.

There are two fun little cameos (that I caught). One will please fans of the 2008 run and the other will just slap you in the face with it's ridiculousness.

I know some people struggled to understand Ronan's motives, but for me they were pretty clear. They may not be the most complex of motives, but they are easily followed for those who listen.  Oh, and Lee Pace is absolutely terrifying. Karen Gillan played a serviceable Nebula who shared some great scenes with Ronan and Gamora.

Thanos makes his full debut and he is absolutely glorious. Josh Brolin > Damon no-one-cares.
That leaked image does not do him justice and his voice and vocabulary are both what you would desire from The Mad Titan.
 

 
Guardians of the Galaxy is a crazy, fun ride from start to finish. Full of moments that will make you burst out in laughter and get you teary eyed. James Gunn has done an absolute service to the fans and I for one am grateful and eagerly awaiting the sequel. See it now!


How I Rated Other Films This Year:
CA:TWS 5/5
TASM2 3/5
DOFP 4/5
DOTPOTA 4/5

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SuperCat
SuperCat - 8/1/2014, 6:03 PM
Another 5 stars? Damn.
staypuffed
staypuffed - 8/1/2014, 6:04 PM
You're right about Thanos. He's incredible in the film. and that voice!
Abary
Abary - 8/1/2014, 6:10 PM
This movie deserves every single great review it gets.
JoJo1982
JoJo1982 - 8/1/2014, 6:28 PM
Ronan killing the Other was brutal!!!

Like oh damn this guy ain't joking around!

Ronan was a good villain.... Not the best I seen this year but good
Starkasm
Starkasm - 8/1/2014, 7:57 PM
@JoJo1982

Right? Ronan was badass.

@staypuffed

Gave me the chills haha
Tainted87
Tainted87 - 8/2/2014, 5:22 PM
I've met Dave Bautista once. I had no idea who he was when that happened - he came through my drive-thru, and people freaked. The man is MASSIVE, pictures don't do him justice.
Tainted87
Tainted87 - 8/2/2014, 5:27 PM
I think it's hilarious though how important Thanos is to fans, but non-readers are like: "who?" and more apt to forget about the purple guy altogether. I remember after the Avengers, my sister's ex asked: "so is that like a Green Lantern villain?" smh
Starkasm
Starkasm - 8/2/2014, 7:38 PM
@tainted87

I remember a guy in my cinema screamed out to his buddy on th other side of the cinema "dude! Hellboy!"
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