Watch in Marvel as Aaron Taylor-Johnson makes his best muscular Toby McGuire crying impression.
Watch in Awe as Elizebeth Olson channels her older twin sisters acting chrisma in every scene she’s in.
Wonder as to why, the Big Z himself, feels like he’s being played by Micky Rourke from the Wrestler.
An aging monstrocity, physically disenfranchised by media mongrols with out of place thematic intentions, with abruptly ended fights scenes that visually epitimises the very definition of cocktease.
And Heisenberg, the very Pacino of our generation, the very 21st Centuary Brando even, the Edward G Robinson successor himself.. is Star Trek 7’d 10 minutes into the movie.
Was this film good? Was it what should have been expected from the director of Monsters? Even though the franchise has historially been depended on the success of a visually accurate destructive Godzilla as the an/protgonist of the narrative, especially in light of the hightened audience expectations of the monsters thanks to Pacific Rim? (Where the frak were you Del Toro?).
Was all the excessive military analogies even nessessery, or has it been played out? And in the end, when Godzilla was hailed as a hero.. how were people so quickly convinced? Just as many people died in the floods that beckoned Godzilla as it is!!
Will this film be hailed as the greatest Monster Movie of all time.. only time will tell. It’s time! Answer, maybe Troll, convince a generation with your arguments for this film.