BATMAN VERSUS SUPERMAN: The First Five Minutes Theory

BATMAN VERSUS SUPERMAN: The First Five Minutes Theory

I am damn excited about the film that I started to think, what could be the first five minutes of Batman Vs Superman? Hope you enjoy it!

By TheGreatestDetectiveonEarth - Oct 08, 2013 05:10 AM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic

PLOT 1

LOCATION: WAYNE ENTERPRISE BUILDING

SCENARIO 1: MEETING WITH BOARD OF DIRECTORS

LUCIUS FOX: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. I’M SORRY FOR THE URGENCY OF THIS MEETING BUT I’M SURE THAT ALL OF YOU ARE AWARE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN KANSAS.

(BOARD MEMBER TALKING TO EACH OTHER)

BOARD OF MEMBER 1: YOU KNOW WHAT, THESE PEOPLE LIVING FROM ANOTHER PLANET, I HAD NEVER IMAGINED THIS COULD BE REAL.

BOARD OF MEMBER 2: YEAH. FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT I AM STILL DREAMING WHEN I SAW THE NEWS IN TV.

BOARD OF MEMBER 3: THINKING ABOUT THIS ENTIRE THING HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. WHAT ELSE IS OUT THERE WAITING TO BE FOUND? THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS ARE JUST CRAZY AS HELL. THERE'S ALSO THIS DOCUMENTARY TELLING US THAT MERMAIDS ARE REAL FOR GOD SAKE.

BOARD OF MEMBER 4: HOW ABOUT GOTHAM STREET URBAN LEGEND? DO YOU STILL REMEMBER? DO YOU THINK IT'S REAL?

LUCIUS FOX: ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. THAT’S A LOT TO TALK ABOUT BUT OUR REAL CONCERN IS…

(A MAN ENTER THE ROOM)

BRUCE WAYNE: SORRY GUYS I’M LATE. HEY FOX, WHY IS THE MEETING THIS EARLY? YOU KNOW I HAD THIS NOCTURNAL THING GOING ON. WHAT’S THE BIG RUSH?

LUCIUS FOX: (SMILE) FUNNY MR. WAYNE. WHEN DID YOU START LIVING IN YOUR CAVE?

BOARD OF MEMBER 5: AS ALWAYS.BRUCE WAYNE HAD BEEN BUSY WITH HER GIRLS EVEN IF THE WHOLE WORLD IS ON PANIC.

BRUCE WAYNE: (SERIOUS) YOU KNOW WHAT. THE THING IS.. I NEVER PANIC.

LUCIUS FOX: ALRIGHT. ENOUGH FOR THAT LETS GET BACK DOWN TO BUSINESS.

(PROJECTOR PLAYING SHOWING SOME SCENE)

LUCIUS FOX: AS YOU CAN SEE, ONE OF OUR SATELLITE WAS ACCIDENTALLY DESTROYED BY THE EVENT HAPPENED IN KANSAS AND WE ARE TALKING BILLION DOLLARS HERE. ASIDE FROM THAT, AS A RESULT, WE WILL ALSO HAVE DELAYS IN OUR TELECOMMUNICATION CENTRALIZATION PROJECT.

BOARD MEMBER 1: THE FUNNY THING IS. I’M SURE A LOT OF OUR INVESTOR WILL BE MORE HURT WITH THIS NEWS. SO HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE TO GET THIS ALL BACK AND RUNNING?

LUCIUS FOX: WELL THAT DEPENDS ON HOW FAST WE CAN GENERATE A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY TO BUILD ANOTHER SATELLITE. AS YOU KNOW, WAYNE ENTERPRISE HAS ALSO LOT OF PROJECTS ASIDE FROM THIS ONE.

(WAYNE USED HIS SMART WATCH)

BRUCE WAYNE: CASE CLOSED. I JUST TRANSFERRED A 10 BILLION DOLLARS ON YOUR DEPARTMENT. WHERE DONE HERE.

LUCIUS FOX: WELL, WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? ALRIGHT EVERYONE, YOU CAN GO. JUST EXCEPT FOR YOU MR. WAYNE.

(BOARD MEMBERS WENT OUT OF THE CONFERENCE ROOM)

LUCIUS FOX: (SMILING) YOU’RE THROWING AWAY YOUR MONEY JUST LIKE THAT? YOU REALLY MISSED ME. WELL WELL WELL. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WITH THIS GUY?

BRUCE WAYNE: FOX, I KNOW IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE HAD A THREAT THIS KIND OF BIG. BUT ALFRED TOLD ME AND I BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD JUST BE READY IN CASE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED.

LUCIUS FOX: (SERIOUS)OK. SO WHAT IS IN YOUR MIND?

BRUCE WAYNE: I WANTED TO START MY OWN INVESTIGATION. WE NEED TO FIND WHO IS THIS BLUE BOY SCOUT. CAN HE REALLY BE TRUSTED OR NOT? AND WHY IS HE HERE.

LUCIUS FOX: I’M NOT SURE IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA MR. WAYNE. SPECIALLY THAT YOU ALREADY RETIRED.

BRUCE WAYNE: OH COME ON FOX. I FULLY RECOVERED WITH MY LAST INJURY.

LUCIUS FOX: JUST KIDDING MR. WAYNE. ANYWAY, SINCE YOU STILL REMEMBER YOUR LAST MISSION WITH BANE AND IT DID NOT TURN OUT GOOD RIGHT? I HAVE THIS IDEA TO BUILD YOU A NEW SUIT.

BRUCE WAYNE: A NEW SUIT?

LUCIUS FOX:AN ARMOR MR. WANE. A FULL BODY ARMOR.

BRUCE WAYNE: WOW. THIS IS COOL. HOW DO WE DO THIS THING?

LUCIUS FOX: TO TELL YOU HONESTLY, GOING BACK 10 YEARS AGO. THIS WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE BUT WITH TODAY TECHNOLOGY, ROBOTICS, MOTION SENSOR AND LATEST DISCOVERIES, THEN WE CAN CREATE AN ARMOR THAT IS STRONGER THAT YOU COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED.

BRUCE WAYNE: (SMILING) YOU WANT TO DRINK COFFEE FOX?

LUCIUS FOX: (CHECK THE TIME) MAYBE LATER. ACTUALLY I STILL GOT A LOT OF MEETINGS SCHEDULED TODAY.

BRUCE WAYNE: (TEASING) YOU CAN CANCEL ALL YOUR MEETING IF YOU WANT.

LUCIUS FOX: (SMILING) NOW THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG DAY.

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MrCBM56
MrCBM56 - 10/8/2013, 7:27 AM
^LMFAOO

But honestly, thus is...not that good . Keep trying though ;)
NovaCorpsFan
NovaCorpsFan - 10/8/2013, 11:46 AM
Are you mantinium's brother?
MalteseFalcon
MalteseFalcon - 10/8/2013, 2:51 PM
writing is to obvious he's batman talking about all that cave shit in front of the others.
mumbz
mumbz - 10/8/2013, 4:19 PM
I had to stop reading, the dialogue is atrocious, the intentional puns between luscious and Bruce are just dire, but I could see this scene (with better dialogue) as a way of acknowledging the damaged satellite and giving Bruce a reason to look into the superman from metropolis
kong
kong - 10/8/2013, 4:47 PM
Yeah um...if this happened in the movie I would walk out the movie theater screaming "[frick] YOU GOYER!!!" While crying and throwing my middle fingers in the air.

This sucks balls
FirstAvenger
FirstAvenger - 10/8/2013, 8:38 PM
The Dark Knight Rises is not canon!
YoDawg
YoDawg - 10/9/2013, 4:59 AM
Even though this is kinda bad...well completely bad, don't give up. Just keep trying and doing your thing you will get better with time.
pillsLA
pillsLA - 10/9/2013, 11:54 AM
WoW...please do us all a favor and use the internet again. EVER!
Spidey10
Spidey10 - 10/9/2013, 12:09 PM
hey pillsla the word of the day is "proofread"
Bread
Bread - 10/9/2013, 7:06 PM
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Bread - 10/9/2013, 7:07 PM
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