I thought I’d post this cause my ‘Worst Avengers Fan Cast’ was received pretty well. In this version, the Parker’s are Jewish. (It’s a Judd Apatow film, what else would they be?)
Without further dudes, I bring you...
Jesse Eisenberg is Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Christopher Mintz-Plasse is Harry Osborne
Emma Stone is Mary Jane Watson
Martin Starr is Dr. Curt Connors/The Lizard
Aziz Ansari is Maxwell Dillon/Electro
Paul Rudd is Norman Osborne
Danny McBride is Otto Octavius
Jane Lynch is Aunt May
Harold Ramis is Uncle Ben
Bill Hader is J. Jonah Jameson
Craig Robinson is Robbie
Aubrey Plaza is Betty Brant
Seth Rogen is Eddie Brock
The scary thing is, Judd Apatow would actually do a pretty wicked job. He knows his way around an emotional scene, and there’s lots of those in Spider-Man. But, he also knows his way around a funny scene, and there NEEDS to be lots of those too. And three years ago, we never would of thought that the guy who directed ‘Elf’ could pull off such an amazing movie like ‘Iron Man’ so…food for thought.