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X-Men Evolution: On Angel's Wings isn't a bad X-Mas special, it's just that the whole X-Men Evolution series is just a piece of shit show in general!
Let's look at the track record for Evolution shall we? There's Underworld Evolution,
there's that horrible video game Tron Evolution,
that movie with David Duchovney, and that god awful Dragonball Evolution!
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o take a step back and notice that attaching the tagline evolution at the beginning of anything is shit! So here's My Review of X-Men Evolution as a whole its SHIT!
Now that we got that out of the way, when I was growing up Angel was one of my favorite characters. Think about it: How cool would it be to have wings?
X-Men Evolution does a good job at reintroducing Angel, unlike that horrible X-Men Last Stand piece of shit that made him one big wasted cameo!
But at the beginning of the show we are introduced to Angel as he saves a young girl's mother from a burning building. This was awesome; it left a little mystique to the character.
So after the credits you're more curious about Angel than the X-men.
As we open up at the Xavier institute
We get a horny Nightcrawler who seems to be going around trying to steal some kisses and then theres Rogue who is pretty much giving Cyclops an open opportunity to strap on a full body condom and sleep with her.
This show has always managed to make me pissed off when it came to Rogue they always tried to turn her into the whore who couldn't touch anyone, but anyway.
Back to Angel who kicks ass!
Angels makes his second appearance as he stops a thief from stealing a man's briefcase. These scenes are pretty cool because you've got Magneto hiding in the shadows watching him.
So back at the mansion the professor, the beast, the one eye jock, and the whore are sitting around until the professor sends them on a hunt to find Angel.
While searching around and finding nothing it cuts to a bridge scene where that douchebag Magneto is there causing people to wreck and shit. So it's up to Angel to fly around saving everyone in his new costume. Then Magneto caused Angel to slip, knocking a girl into the water! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
That's not all- he then comes out of the shadows and turned everyone against him by saying he caused the girl to fall!
Here is what was confusing me: Magneto is spending his holidays trying to recruit Angel, but how is Angel any different than other mutants? I'm sure there's tons of other mutants out there who are by far more powerful than a dude that just flies around with wings. I mean seriously, he is just wasting his time here. The only other explanation I can think of is that maybe he may be knows that Angel is Warren Worthington the 3rd and he can manage to get him to join the brotherhood cause he knows he's rich and can help fund them or something but it still feels pointless.
I think Angel knows this or else he wouldn't have said he wasn't interested.
So back at the same church that was used in the final battle from Ben Affleck's Daredevil, Magneto's pissed off that Angel doesn't want to join him. And here comes old one eye and his whore to help save him.
This is where the whore and Magneto pretty much ruined a lot of people's Christmases by [frick]ing up their apartments.
First Magneto rips some people's heaters right off the [frick]ing roof!
Then Rogue does even worse than that by taking those same heaters and throwing them right through someone's [frick]ing apartment building!
I mean no wonder people hate mutants, cause no one can get along!
That's not all, it looks like the people who work at SE won't be getting that Christmas bonus!
They have to pay the repairs on their building cause the whore and Magneto decided they were gonna have a argument!
The final scene shows old one eye trying to get Angel to join the X-men and
he's all like '[frick] that, I'm more worried about the little girl recovering,'
Why didn't the whore and one eye even give a shit about that little girl? All they cared about was trying to recruit someone into the X-men.
So that about sums it up. While the X-men are having a wonderful Christmas all those people who are suffering from property damage are [frick]ed.
All in all, it's a great introduction for Angel, but a pretty shitty holiday special.