F*** WB ( or, my shattered psyche after seeing Suicide Squad)

F*** WB ( or, my shattered psyche after seeing Suicide Squad)

Noah reviews this movie he wishes was better and would have been if dc actually cared about making a cohesive story instead of screwing over its actors.

Review Opinion
By noahthegreatest - Aug 08, 2016 06:08 AM EST
Filed Under: Suicide Squad
Source: ComicBookMovie.com

Introduction

This movie should have been good! It really should have been! ...and, it was okay...    

it was! But why does it have to be just okay?     Why can't it be great?    I mean... it had a great cast, great charecters, it was based off a great comic, so wwhy isn't it A GREAT MOVIE!!!!????!!!

Characters

Harley Quinn was amazing, Deadshot was amazing, everyone was great... but something was missing. It felt esspecially like that with Jokers scenes) It felt to me like an idiotic hack of an editor who knew nothing about film making had deleted important character development and backstory. I mean... is it that hard... IS IT THAT HARD TO GIVE KILLER CROC A TWO MINUTE BACKSTORY!!!! THIS MOVIE  WAS SHORT!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG IT WAS BUT IT WAS SHORT ENOUGH TO ADD ALL THE JOKER SCENES AND GIVE KILLER CROC A  F**** BACKSTORY!!!  IF YOU WANT TO DELETE SOMETHING DELLETE 

ENCHANTRESSES BROTHER!!! HE WAS POINTLESS!!!! COMPLETLY POINTLESS!!!!

STORY

IT WAS A HACK STORY THAT WAS MISSING VITAL SCENES WITH BAD EDITING AND SONGS RANDOMLY PLACED IN!!! (GOOD SONGS, BUT RANDOMLY PLACED. )  

https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ

Listen at that song, its great right? But does it randomly appear in a movie for no reason? It does now!!!  And does 
the joker randomly appear like a good song at a bad time? He does now!!! He doesF****ing now you MOTHER****** ******* *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!! DANCE LIKE THE ENCHANTRESS A**HOLES!!!

                            Ahem... I am an actor. I am a thespian. I know how this stuff works. I know that people pored their hearts into this movie and some idiot editor ruined their performance by deleating their best scenes!!! I know how the guy who playes killer croc must feel, do you know what he had to do to prepare for this movie? He watched videos of ACTUAL CANNIBALS!!!  AND THEY ONLY LEFT THREE OF HIS LINES IN THE MOVIE!!!! F***  WB!!!  IMAGINE HOW JARED LETO FEELS!!! 




Conclusion


DC is mediocre at best. They hire great actors and direcctors yet fail to utilize them... they fail their employees and they fail their fans. [frick] DC!



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