1. Though he looks human, he's actually an alien. Ohhh sci-fi.
2. He pretends to wear glasses because it hides his disguise. Oh...hipster nerd.
3. His name is actually Superman. It's just a nick name... Oh he's a cool guy!
4. Clark Kent is Superman. Oh! He lives a double identity.
5. He has a bunch of powers.. Some say he's a Superhero. (Get what I did there? Lol.)
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