Superman Needs Lindsay Lohan

Superman Needs Lindsay Lohan

Why Lindsay Lohan will be announced as leading lady for Snyder’s Super Man of Steel.

Editorial Opinion
By CigBreath - Mar 17, 2011 06:03 PM EST
Filed Under: Man of Steel
Source: comicbookmovie.com, comingsoon.net

With the announcement of Kevin Costner I am going to try and beat the buzzer. Superman needs Lindsay Lohan. The use of Costner for Synder’s Man of Steel is a great move, an awkward and ironic move to bring in a falling actor back into the fold for a performance that will surely credit Costner as much as it credits Synder’s choice of Costner. Like Snyder’s Watchmen, there is a pattern that acting ability and skill is not what is important (I thought that Watchmen was a beautiful film, but you can’t deny at least some of the ensemble cast put in some terrible acting performances). So Costner is a great choice, an absurd in a good way choice, and leads me to believe the rumors of Lindsay Lohan in the female lead will play out to be true as well.

The cast so far is missing a certain glow, a certain, I don’t know, a crazy famous appeal. I’m not saying, let’s throw Charlie Sheen in as the bad guy, but even the current Sheen appeal is reason to suspect America will be more than happy with Lohan back on the big screen. She will bring a great sex appeal with Snyder’s epic visual style, a great fame appeal to outway the lesser known British lead, a great awkward are-you-crazy-you-are-going-to-put-her-in-a-movie-I-got-to-see-this appeal. Not too mention, I think she has more than enough acting ability. For Synder in particular, as mentioned above, he can direct bad actors and picks actors based on the role not necessarily there ability to consistently put out good films(it has been awhile since Costner or Lohan has acted in a “good” movie).

I am crossing my fingers, not only do I think she will end up in the movie, I want her to. She's hot. She's cool. She is criminal, that is bad ass, it doesn't even make sense. I love the wholesome Diane Lane, the ironic old school Kevin Costner, the quiet good looking British guy, and the wild out of control hot babe, the iconic Lindsay Lohan.

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Dynamo
Dynamo - 3/17/2011, 6:29 PM
You're psychotic.
PaulRom
PaulRom - 3/17/2011, 6:31 PM
Is this a joke?
TorturedXGenius
TorturedXGenius - 3/17/2011, 6:38 PM
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Costner is a falling actor and it's a awkward/ironic move to bring him in?

Superman "needs" Lindsay "crack me out in the pawn shop" Lohan? you've been smoking that LL stash huh

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Supes17
Supes17 - 3/17/2011, 6:38 PM
wtf this isn't NEWS. I respect your personal opinion but once you mentioned Lindsay Lohan one phrase came to mind....... GTFO!!!! Hell Naw for Lohan. Mila kunis would do a good job
Cross
Cross - 3/17/2011, 6:44 PM
CobyCarnage
CobyCarnage - 3/17/2011, 6:47 PM
Do I think she could do this film...? *shrugs* why not, I guess?! After all, a good script and good direction from Synder should resolve any 'talent' issues.

Do I think she will be in this movie? Hmm, Probably not!

Do I want her in this movie? Hellz to the NO!
marvel72
marvel72 - 3/17/2011, 6:48 PM
superman needs lindsay lohan ........only if he wants to score some coke & have dirty sex with her.

freddy
freddy - 3/17/2011, 7:03 PM
Thia HAS to be satire. If it is, it's poorly executed. If it isn't, then it's ridiculous.
InSpace
InSpace - 3/17/2011, 7:14 PM
she could be in the film but NOT as Lois but as Cat Grant, that slut who works at the daily planet =]
gibbyblaylock
gibbyblaylock - 3/17/2011, 7:24 PM
To say that they should put Lohan in Superman because she has "crazy" appeal is like saying that they should put turds on birthday cake because it has "stinky" appeal. This is the most flawed logic ever.

Oh, and Lohan has about as much "acting ability" as said turds.

Oh, yeah, sure. Just completely compromise the integrity of the entire picture and, while we're at it, the entire Superman mythos for the sake of a couple extra bucks in ticket sales.
What about the MILLIONS in lost revenue as a result of the fact that many, many people would BOYCOTT this movie if Lohan was cast as Lane?

Man, I hope this article is a joke.
Justice
Justice - 3/17/2011, 7:34 PM
To behonset, I know you guys will hate me for this: But I hope everything about this article is TRUE! Suerpman the Comedy, I can see it now, every news station to the radio, to the press is going to eat this shit, like its their [frick]ing breakfast meal! Ah you got laugh for trying. And it will be even more funny, if she gets the role. Man I hope she does, she's an idol of mine.
TheSoulEater
TheSoulEater - 3/17/2011, 8:13 PM
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IronicMan
IronicMan - 3/17/2011, 9:02 PM
I liek teh ideas.
LP4
LP4 - 3/17/2011, 9:19 PM
Wow...um...yeah read one of my earlier articles buddy. I ALREADY DEBUNKED LINDSAY LOHAN SO DREAM ON.

Besides- Snyder said himself that the rest of the casting will be "awesome" casting a crack-addicted whore is not "awesome"

Knightstalker
Knightstalker - 3/17/2011, 10:06 PM
First of all, I couldn't care less about Lindsay Lohan. Secondly, she has no business anywhere near the new Superman movie. Thirdly, cigbreath, I think you're smoking something other than cigarettes.
AiyalKilU
AiyalKilU - 3/18/2011, 2:10 AM
hey o.p

... kill yourself, it's over
TheQuestion
TheQuestion - 3/18/2011, 2:51 AM
@teabag: Eloquently stated, my good man.
JustinMSalvato
JustinMSalvato - 3/18/2011, 3:13 AM
hahahahahahahahaha!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!



Oh man, that was good.
manymade1
manymade1 - 3/18/2011, 4:17 AM
Caedus137
Caedus137 - 3/18/2011, 4:27 AM
I heard Amy Winehouse is up for Ursa alongside Charlie Sheen's Zod.

Lohan.... She's the kind of person who'd get out of the bath to take a shit...
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 3/18/2011, 4:53 AM
I like the title of this crazy-ass article.

"Superman Needs Lindsay Lohan."

Again, Superman NEEDS Lindsay Lohan. Like if she's not in it, it will fail, lol.

Wow...I think Dynamo said it best. You're PSYCHOTIC!!!!!!!!
StrangerX
StrangerX - 3/18/2011, 6:21 AM
@torturedXGenius-I wouldn't say he's a falling actor. One of his last movies Mr Brooks was Dark and really showed he is still in the game. This movie is a perfect return for him. It will remind people of Field of Dreams.



As far as Lindsey Lohan I don't see how this will help the movie with her in it. This isn't Machete she can't just take her clothes off.

loganoneil
loganoneil - 3/18/2011, 8:08 AM
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my @ss..."
"Again?!"
"Nothin' up my sleeve... PRESTO!"

This is nothing more that wishful thinking on the part of a delusional Linsay Lohan fan - nothing more! And to borrow a line from the film 'Bad Santa', "Why don't you wish in one had and sh!t in the other and see which one fills up faster..."
jroka
jroka - 3/18/2011, 8:10 AM
You couldn't be more off base. Clearly you;re as crazy as Lindsay Lohan is.
ManofSteel23
ManofSteel23 - 3/18/2011, 8:18 AM
LOL funny article
SHHH
SHHH - 3/18/2011, 8:19 AM


TheLight
TheLight - 3/18/2011, 9:51 AM
Major staring role: KRYPTONITE!
Checkmate
Checkmate - 3/18/2011, 12:27 PM
If anything, Lana Lang or Cat Grant.
Exiles
Exiles - 3/18/2011, 12:45 PM
fix you title it should be "Lindsay Lohan needs Superman, So she can re start her career, and get huge amount of money which she's going to use shit load of drugs". Long as she's not Lois i am alright with her being cast I guess
Themanwhosoldtheworld
Themanwhosoldtheworld - 3/18/2011, 3:05 PM
@cigarette... I WANT to believe that you wrote all that bullshit just to have a laugh watching us gettin' mad about it!!.. but if you MEANT it! dude u need to stop smockin' weed and get professional help NOW!!!

voxen
voxen - 3/18/2011, 5:44 PM
First I have to say Costner can act you make it sound like he is a horrible actor and he isn't! He is a great actor. Now have his films all been winners? No of course not but no actor has just winners they all have a crappy film out there somewhere. Now as for your thinking Lindsy is a good choice for this film? Are you kidding they are trying to make a good film and Costner and Lane play middle class working people really well so of course they will make great Ma and Pa Kent but Lohan she hasn't shown she would work at all in this film other than being a redhead which Lana Lang traditionally is. But Lohan will be to busy being in prison to be doing this film. Something tells me cigarettebreath is really Lindsay herself.
JM4Superman
JM4Superman - 3/18/2011, 7:59 PM
Keep Lohan Away From Superman!!
orin
orin - 3/18/2011, 11:41 PM
Costner is good.
The fact that you thought the acting in Watchmen was bad, shows you're a moron.

I don't hate Lohan, like a lot of people, but she ain't Lois.
I agree with that poster who said she could play Lana.
But, I doubt she'll be in this at all.
Knightstalker
Knightstalker - 3/19/2011, 8:59 AM
@voxen...That last sentence in your post actually makes sense. Wouldn't that just be sad if it were true?
Gabe
Gabe - 3/19/2011, 7:50 PM
This sounds like the words of a Hollywood marketing executive or a gossip columnist. I have nothing against Lohan personally, but she needs to get all of her personal and legal problems out of the way before even considering a role. Besides, it was her sellout parents that are trying to get her that role.
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