Ror Reviews: DARK SHADOWS

Ror Reviews: DARK SHADOWS

Tim Burton's latest - a big screen adaptation of the cult '60s tv show - hasn't gone over too well with critics, but does it deserve the backlash? Click for my take..

Review Opinion
By MarkCassidy - May 13, 2012 12:05 PM EST
Filed Under: Horror

Tim Burton is certainly a polarizing director. Many people seem to either love or hate his movies and his style. Personally I think most of his films are pretty great (Batman, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Sweeney Todd etc), but there is no denying that he has thrown out a few stinkers too. Now quite a few critics would have you believe Dark Shadows falls into the latter category, and while it's true that it doesn't reach the heights of his best work, it in no way deserves to be cast down with the Alice In Wonderland crew either.



It is a damn strange movie though - and not always in a good way. Despite what the trailers would suggest, Dark Shadows is most definitely not a comedy. The humor is there of course - thankfully it works most of the time too - but the darker, horror elements are more prevalent than you would think going by WB's marketing for the movie. Johnny Depp plays Barnabas Collins, cursed to be a vampire by the ridiculously hot witch Angelique (Eva Greene) and buried in a coffin. Fast forward a couple of hundred years and Barnabas fins himself free (thanks to some unfortunate workmen), and returns to his family home of Collinwood to find it still occupied by a motley crew of distant relatives. But Angelique is still around too, and when the Collins's attempt to get the family business back on track, things get very messy. Unfortunately that's also the word that best describes the movie as a whole.

Early on the tone is maintained pretty well - the humor balanced nicely with a bit of blood and even a few genuinely creepy moments. But after a while it becomes a bit tedious, and the plot never gets the kick in the ass it really needs. As our main protagonist, Barnabas is not exactly easy to like. He murders quite a few people, and doesn't even really seem to be choosy about who his victims are. Anyone outside of the Collins family being fair game. Sure Depp's performance and his tragic past help evoke our sympathies, but one action late in the movie almost makes you want to see him get his comeuppance , and not triumph over Angelique at all. Burton and Depp have said that they wanted to give us a real vampire again after so much Twilight brooding and posing, and that's great. But if you're going to essentially make you're hero out to be a villain then you need another character that the audience can relate to to balance things out. I assume that was supposed to be Victoria (Bella Heathcote), but after being established as a major character at the beginning, she is virtually absent from the last act of the movie. The rest of the Collins family are treated similarly, none of them getting enough screen time for us to give a damn about any of them.

Performances are all fine though, with Depp on form as Barnabus. If you're not a fan of his this won't change that, but I think he did a great job. Greene too is very good, she overdoes it a bit at the end maybe but then the story does call for it. It's great to see Michele Pfieffer back on the big screen looking so well, but I'm afraid she doesn't do much other than stand around - likewise the rest of her family, aside from Chloe Moretz who it turns out has a few secrets of her own, and if her little moment seems to come out of nowhere, it is at least good fun.

As is the movie as a whole. If Burton had maintained the pace and tone set at the start, and just focused on delivering a solid gothic horror with a few laughs instead of a mishmash of so many different things, I think this might have been a truly great movie, instead of just a great looking one. But even though it becomes very silly by the end, it's still well worth seeing. If you're a Burton fan, you won't be disappointed. And even if you're not usually you might just find yourself having a good time











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marvel72
marvel72 - 5/13/2012, 12:42 PM
waiting for it to be shown on tv,eva green is the only reason i'm gonna watch this movie at all.
GiantNerd
GiantNerd - 5/13/2012, 12:42 PM
Heard it was utter dump from people I trust.....think I'll pass.
Ha1frican
Ha1frican - 5/13/2012, 12:44 PM
after Alice in Wonderland i don't trust Burton anymore.. pass
Ha1frican
Ha1frican - 5/13/2012, 12:53 PM
side note id still bang Michelle Pfeiffer
GiantNerd
GiantNerd - 5/13/2012, 1:16 PM
I second Ha1frican's comment. Very bangable still.
BlazinTexan
BlazinTexan - 5/13/2012, 1:17 PM
that's gross^ lol
GiantNerd
GiantNerd - 5/13/2012, 1:18 PM
I guys i would be fourthing his comment actually, my bad.
GiantNerd
GiantNerd - 5/13/2012, 1:19 PM
Guess*
ModernAvenger89
ModernAvenger89 - 5/13/2012, 1:20 PM
Does Ror write for any other movie blogs or publications? Or Just CBM? Just wondering :)
beane2099
beane2099 - 5/13/2012, 1:28 PM
I got payed to watch this, and I wanted my money back. I couldn't find anything technically wrong with it. The acting, the fx, the music was all top notch. But something just wasn't right. They had dry wood, gas, and a lighter, but there weren't no spark. The ending was just, I dunnow know what that was.

I'll give them this though, he perfectly captured the feel of the show with the dialogue and the mannerisms. Unfortunately that show was really boring, which (for the most part) meant the movie was boring too.
beane2099
beane2099 - 5/13/2012, 1:29 PM
Actually when I think about it, I was a bit confused. Why wasn't Barnabus Jones out solving any crimes?
AlexDeLarge87
AlexDeLarge87 - 5/13/2012, 1:42 PM
I agree the story needed more work. It was lacking big time to me and some scenes just felt boring because of it. It needed a big kick.

I think they should have focus on Heathcote´s character more. And some hints of Chloe Moretz little secret and some real reasons for her to be in the film would have made the movie a lot better.
Moretz´s character just felt that she didnt have anything important to do with the story.
BUT DAMN SHE WAS [frick]ING HOT! CANT WAIT TO SEE HER TURN 18!:)

Positive sides! Burton nailed the 70´s look. I loved the music and the costumes.
This is how they should make Scooby Doo movie. Realistic but colorful 70´s look and then on the other side dark misty and scary atmosphere.
thetrojan
thetrojan - 5/13/2012, 2:20 PM
the ante is up folks
we ,the populace no longer will tolerate anything more than wonder
the filmmakers need to get their fingers out of their behinds and deliver
we have shown them we are willing to sit in a cinema for two and a half hours if need be.

johnny depp was brilliant,in fact they were all really good,but the cast did not all get enough time on screen and there was little to entertain.
it was a great idea but not enough effort by the creators to give more than just enough.
bubba27
bubba27 - 5/13/2012, 2:51 PM
Just saw this movie its really not good at all
JoeMomma29
JoeMomma29 - 5/13/2012, 3:04 PM
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp need to cut ties. Sooner or later they are going to destroy each others careers.
testamentsol
testamentsol - 5/13/2012, 4:07 PM
I'm I the only one who thinks Eva Green isn't tht attractive? Her face looks awkward to me.
Kalel219
Kalel219 - 5/13/2012, 4:48 PM
testamentsol, I agree with you
TruePunishment
TruePunishment - 5/13/2012, 5:00 PM
I saw a picture of Green sans clothing, her nipples are kind of weird and she desperately needs to invest in a razor...
Tainted87
Tainted87 - 5/13/2012, 5:28 PM
Is that how we rate movies now? By how attractive the actresses in the cast are?

I haven't seen it, but that's because of the Avengers and myself being on a budget. I am interested, and although Tim Burton has become a hack, he's still a pretty decent hack. I hate seeing critics rally against a director such as him.... seems purposeful.
OptimusPrimeTime
OptimusPrimeTime - 5/13/2012, 7:04 PM
Was offered free tickets to see this from a frient at MovieTavern here in town.

True story, I declined, paid 6.00 for a matinee showing of the Avengers for a 3rd time.



Sorry Tim, your having performance issues. Don't feel bad though, Loki did as well. The Hunk may be able to help....
EditNinja
EditNinja - 5/13/2012, 7:04 PM
So if a cinema-goer had the choice of watching Dark Shadows for the first time or The Avengers again...
OptimusPrimeTime
OptimusPrimeTime - 5/13/2012, 7:05 PM
**Please excuse my spelling issues....I spilled **WIN** all over my laptop reading Avengers reviews....
OptimusPrimeTime
OptimusPrimeTime - 5/13/2012, 7:05 PM
@@@EditNinja....please see my above comment
DarthTesla
DarthTesla - 5/13/2012, 8:48 PM
Saw it last night. Loved it.

Jackie Earle-Haley was hilarious.
EditNinja
EditNinja - 5/13/2012, 11:51 PM
@Optimus - yeah, that's the measure of it all at the moment.
It's a billion earning goliath!
siggisuperman
siggisuperman - 5/14/2012, 4:55 AM
Burton and Depp need to stop working together and Depp needs to clean his face
TheNameIsBetty
TheNameIsBetty - 5/14/2012, 4:57 AM
Why do people waste their time saying things like, "blah blah blah wait for tv" and "pssh pass"? What a douchey thing to say. Beat it trolls.

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NorrinRaddical
NorrinRaddical - 5/14/2012, 8:00 AM
great review. Thanks for helping make the decision to pass on this; I may simply not be a Burton fan these days.
maito
maito - 5/17/2012, 3:24 PM
naa...I'll pass, no matter how much the girls beg for Deep.
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