President Obama Swings HIS Mighty Lightsaber

President Obama Swings HIS Mighty Lightsaber

President Obama is taking up the ways of the Force. But which is he, Sith, or Jedi?

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By jman1977 - Sep 17, 2009 09:09 AM EST
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Source: slashfilm.com

While at a 2016 Olympics Chicago bid announcement, President Obama was doing something more important. That was, swinging around his lightsaber keeping all the scary "Why So Socialists" poster people away. But which is he? There can only be two Sith at one time, so where's the other one. More then likely President Obama is following in the footsteps of Mace Windu and has become a Jedi Knight. You decide.





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LEEE777
LEEE777 - 9/17/2009, 9:25 AM
Well, lets hope he's JEDI! ; D
ThisFan
ThisFan - 9/17/2009, 9:29 AM
Jedi weapon lol
superdog
superdog - 9/17/2009, 9:39 AM
whatever you do dont call him darth vader cause you'll be labeled a racist.
ThatDamnLB
ThatDamnLB - 9/17/2009, 9:40 AM
Obi-wn-ko-bama?
cable82
cable82 - 9/17/2009, 9:44 AM
What stupid [frick]ing article. Why don't you actually write something newsworthy.
superdog
superdog - 9/17/2009, 9:47 AM
cable82@ please direct us to your article and i will read it
lc
lc - 9/17/2009, 9:51 AM
wtf lol
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 9/17/2009, 9:52 AM
lulz

I agree with superdog.

I'm not saying a word because ANYONE caught commiting the unpardonable sin of disagreeing with this administrations policies are instantly branded a racist.

I think that the Bamster is actually a good guy BUT...

oh ok I caught myself! whew I almost had an opinion. Good think i nixed that in time!
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 9/17/2009, 9:54 AM
yep Kratos that's a very very cool pic man. Seriously.
superdog
superdog - 9/17/2009, 9:54 AM
keven2 where have you been. hes been posting that picture on various post for months now. its still funny though. MY NEW [frick]ING HAIRCUT
FORTAPACHE
FORTAPACHE - 9/17/2009, 9:55 AM
he called kanye west a jackass, that makes hiim cool in my book!
dogchasingcars
dogchasingcars - 9/17/2009, 9:57 AM
Obama a jedi yea i don't think so. one with the dark side he is.
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 9/17/2009, 10:00 AM
oh noes!!.... dogchasingcars! Your a thought criminal!!

get the PC gestapo on this guy pronto! Janine Gerafolo wants this man in clapped in IRONS!
superdog
superdog - 9/17/2009, 10:05 AM
kev@ i still laugh everytime i see it.

dogs@ agreed

fort@ ive always said if obama says or does something i agree with i would support him. and i 100% support him in his belief that kanye west is a jackass!!!!
Shaman
Shaman - 9/17/2009, 10:07 AM
I'm with FORTAPACHE, that was indeed a very "Jedi" thing to say about such a douche!
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 9/17/2009, 10:19 AM
yeah he stepped up on the kanye west thing. That was cool.

Even though he said it off camera, that was definitely one of his better ones

GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 9/17/2009, 10:30 AM
ITS THE OBAMA-NATION, HE'S VERY COOL-ITS MACE WINDIZZEL
Dmon
Dmon - 9/17/2009, 10:37 AM
Jedi or Sith? Didn't much care for the last 3 Star Wars movies and don't care much for Obama. I guess he would be what ever side was more Socialist. lol
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 9/17/2009, 10:48 AM
yeah but fotc, that Kramer dude actually denigrated blacks. He probably is an actual racist

But on the other hand Sharptonized America just SAYS everyone is. It's not really true.
arnost
arnost - 9/17/2009, 10:51 AM
looks like a job for Darth Biden.

http://starwarsblog.starwars.com/index.php/2009/09/02/darth-biden-chewie-cookie-wookiee/
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 9/17/2009, 10:52 AM


Hey, go and look at my FF CASTING in FAN FIC or i'll hunt you all down!

Hey everyone does it now, so why not! ; D
lc
lc - 9/17/2009, 11:06 AM
ya ya lee bring it lol
Phinehas
Phinehas - 9/17/2009, 11:09 AM
Yeah, he's somebody's apprentice from the darkside. Our top undocumented worker. Go 9/12!
superdog
superdog - 9/17/2009, 11:24 AM
so this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause..........yes we can, yes we can, yes we can....
Phinehas
Phinehas - 9/17/2009, 11:26 AM
My thoughts too, Superdog.
dancingmonkey08
dancingmonkey08 - 9/17/2009, 11:43 AM
Ok one word for this article? WHHAAAAATTT?! I love this site for the sheer randomness!

Obama is the [frick]ing man. First he calls Kanye West a jackass and now he is a [frick]ing Jedi! I love this man. Best thing to happen America in ages
superdog
superdog - 9/17/2009, 11:43 AM
teabag@ ha, best photo youve ever posted :)
prototype87
prototype87 - 9/17/2009, 11:53 AM
InstigatorGIRL
InstigatorGIRL - 9/17/2009, 12:31 PM
And in other news. Last night I watched the BEST Family Guy episode ever!!!
InstigatorGIRL
InstigatorGIRL - 9/17/2009, 12:32 PM
Sorry I couldn't resist! It was [frick]ing awesome. I was in tears from laughing.
MidKnight35
MidKnight35 - 9/17/2009, 12:41 PM
Teabag @ you beat me too it the first thing I thought when I saw the picture was, yea he used his Jedi Mind Tricks on America. Just wait till the next Congressional elections I wouldn't be suprised at all if the GOP takes control of the House and Senate. And then Obama will pull out his red lightsabe succumb to the dark side and kill off all that oppose Darth Obama.
MidKnight35
MidKnight35 - 9/17/2009, 12:45 PM
And I know Obama called Kanye a jackass but, if he would of called Kanye a gay fish, my life would have been completed.
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