Rorschach01's Avatar Review

Rorschach01's Avatar Review

Get the heads up on James Cameron's much discussed Sci-Fi epic. Were the doubters right or wrong?..

Review Opinion
By MarkCassidy - Dec 16, 2009 06:12 PM EST
Filed Under: Sci-Fi

Truth is, they were both. When Cameron first started talking about Avatar he hyped it up so much that there was no way it could live up to expectations. "Ground breaking"..."Revolutionary".."Never seen before"..Then came the trailers, and cries of Dances With Smurfs! Lets get this straight, Avatar IS unoriginal, its cliched, it has some awful dialog and the special effects are not only NOT revolutionary, they aren't even the best we've seen this year. But its one of the most entertaining movies you will have seen for a long time I think.

The plot is pretty well known(its been derided enough after all). Jake Sully(Sam Worthington) is a crippled ex marine whi signs up to give his consciousness to an organically grown Avatar of one of the Na'vi, the indigenous species of the planet Pandora. Some very bad military type folks want the Na'vi out of their way so that they can mine a precious stone that is located right beneath their village. Sully infiltrates the tribe and meets Neytiri(Zoe Saldaña) and the obvious happens. He falls in love, becomes torn between following his orders and gathering intel and fully integrating himself into the tribe.

I won't say any more as you can guess what happens..but how it happen came as a surprise to me. For all the action and "splosions" in the trailer, Avatar is a movie with a lot of heart. And even strives for spriritual at times. It doesn't quite get there because of its heavy handedness, but Cameron's intentions are made clear. The story may be a well worn one, but its delivered so expertly that your completely sucked in regardless. And although the effects are not exactly revolutionary, they are still amazing to behold. The best scenes are of course on Pandora where all manner of creatures and plant life provide a feast for your eyeballs. And when the shit hits the fan, well, who does action like Cameron? Its fantastic stuff.

Now, what about Sammy boy I hear you ask! Well, although his accent does falter toward the end, he's really great in this, in both human and Na'vi form. Zoe Saldana is also first rate even though we only see her CGI performance, she really makes you feel for Neytiri(and also somehow still manages to look hot!). Sigourney Weaver as Dr. Grace Augustine is also great(when isn't she?) and although Stephen Lang is a walking cliche as main baddie Col. Quarditch, he's still a blast, delivering lines like "Not while Im breathin" and "lets fight terror with terror" with relish. The only real bad turn comes from Michelle Rodriguez who Im not a big fan of anyway, and this certainly didn't do anything to change my opinion.

So there you have it. Don't believe the hype, Cameron hasn't reinvented the wheel here..but he has made a damn good movie. And isn't that the most important thing anyway?

4/5 Stars.

P.S..try to get the Hell out of dodge before that awful Leona lewis song kicks in!

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LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/16/2009, 6:34 PM
AVATAR!!!

Hell yeah @ ROR! ; )

[frick] the h8rs! : P
CRITIC17
CRITIC17 - 12/16/2009, 6:43 PM
HELL YEAH!!!!! AVATAR WILL BE THE FILM OF THE YEAR!!!!

@LEEE: I'm with ya man!!! IMAX-3D in 2 days!!!!

@Ror: Your one lucky basterd... you got to see it before I did... ;)
InTylerWeTrust
InTylerWeTrust - 12/16/2009, 6:46 PM
Pretty much what I expected.

Good review Ror. I expect the story to not be very good, but the action will be entertaining enough to (mostly) distract me from it.

That's pretty much the general consensus on the film from critics right now. The story isn't good, and as a movie, it's okay, but nowhere near as great as it's claimed to be, yet the technical aspects of the film are spectacular.

If they weren't jamming how "revolutionary" and original this movie is down our throats every second, I wouldn't have that big a beef with it. But, since it is being rammed down our throats, that's why I've been so critical towards Avatar.
StrangerX
StrangerX - 12/16/2009, 6:46 PM
Well Ror I have to say if it wasn't for this review I was really going to give Avatar the thumbs down. It was mainly because Cameron did hype it up so much, and then you see the same type of CGI that you would see in Star wars or LOTR's. Also with so much avatar stuff online it was like he was throwing something in our faces. I just wasn't sure what it was. However, you did give a great review, and I will give it consideration. Of course it's between Avatar, and Sherlock Holmes so uuummmmm....yea
StephenStrange
StephenStrange - 12/16/2009, 6:46 PM
cool. I am more excited now than I was.

Friday night can't get here soon enough
RockNRollCC
RockNRollCC - 12/16/2009, 6:48 PM
aight @ror, im definately gonna see it now
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 12/16/2009, 6:49 PM
Hey man, I was exactly the same..and still do think it was way over hyped. It was marketed to die hard action Fans I think, but to be honest, there is a lot more to it aswell. Hell, I even borderline got emotional at some points..over blue cartoons!
rockingrich1webb
rockingrich1webb - 12/16/2009, 6:51 PM
ROCK ON!!! GO AVATAR!!!
Wadey09
Wadey09 - 12/16/2009, 6:53 PM
I cant wait to see this! hefeully i can see it in IMAX 3D. just depends on the money!
Spilox
Spilox - 12/16/2009, 6:56 PM
Doesn't sound have bad!
@Ror, great article man, hope it doesn't get deleted ;) :P.
peterparker420
peterparker420 - 12/16/2009, 7:00 PM
Ror- GREAT REVIEW!..man I can't wait for friday!
DID you see it in 3-D..i'm sure you did
just wondering how the 3D was.
am I gonna cry or what! LOL
joob234
joob234 - 12/16/2009, 7:01 PM
@ror, ur right about rodriguez. shes not the best actor lol. actually, the only thing i liked her in was IGPX. which was an anime lol
InTylerWeTrust
InTylerWeTrust - 12/16/2009, 7:01 PM
Ror: I have a question about the 3D part (assuming you saw it in 3D). Was it effective in pulling you into Pandora, and did it, overall, add to the movie's atmosphere? In other words, did it work?
Duhdaduh
Duhdaduh - 12/16/2009, 7:03 PM
awesome review ror, i wasnt entirely sure but now im def gonna see this movie in theatres

now i could be wrong, but i think part of what makes avatar so "revolutionary" according to cameron and everyone was not the actual effects, but the technology. didnt someone say that the director, cameramen, etc could see the actors in their blue navi forms while they filmed? that is indeed revolutionary, and with that new tech im sure further development will bring the best effects possible
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 12/16/2009, 7:09 PM
That may have been said too..but I heard Cameron say that this would be something we had never seen in terms of human/cgi integration..and it wasn't..at all in fact!

Tyler/PP..To be honest, although sometimes the 3D was a great novelty, for the most part it actually took me out of the movie a bit. Im not really into gimmicks. Id rather just sit and watch a good movie without glasses on my head waiting for something to jump out at me.
Ryguy88
Ryguy88 - 12/16/2009, 7:13 PM
Nice review, as long as it's better than transformers 2 I'm good.
InTylerWeTrust
InTylerWeTrust - 12/16/2009, 7:13 PM
Ror: Oh, that's too bad. Well, I'm pretty much not paying much attention to the story and focusing on the FX/action, so I think I'll probably enjoy the 3D. Can't say for sure though, because I didn't like Cloverfield's shaky cam gimmick, but that is very different to this though. I don't know, I'll just wait until I see it Saturday morning.
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 12/16/2009, 7:27 PM
But that could just have been me..Im a grouch! My friend loved the 3d and said it made the experience much better.. different strokes I guess.
peterparker420
peterparker420 - 12/16/2009, 7:30 PM
Ror- I thank you for you're honest opinion I think I
might like the 3D..since it will be my first
3D movie venture!
InTylerWeTrust
InTylerWeTrust - 12/16/2009, 7:30 PM
It does take different strokes to move the world after all ;)
stopdropandroll
stopdropandroll - 12/16/2009, 7:52 PM
Good Review Ror.

Now I have to wait for you to review 'Hot Tub Time Machine' before I make my decision to see that one.
Tobuttica
Tobuttica - 12/16/2009, 8:01 PM
Great review, but I'm still more excited to see Clash than this movie. Since it's not that revolutionary, I think I'll wait for DVD. I can't stand 3-D movies.
optimus
optimus - 12/16/2009, 8:18 PM
[frick] the bloody basketball-smurfs
IRONMAN and CLASH OF THE TITANS rules!
InTylerWeTrust
InTylerWeTrust - 12/16/2009, 8:22 PM
Clash of the Titans FTW :)
Betty
Betty - 12/16/2009, 8:22 PM
It was the process for making this movie that was revolutionary, right? Not that the movie itself is revolutionary. And they did motion capture face replacement to get the emotion into the 3d character. That's all that's ground breaking.
thwhtGuardian
thwhtGuardian - 12/16/2009, 8:29 PM
yeah it was the process that was supposed to change everything, but he also stated that the look of the effects were supposed to blow us away as well. Whether it's either of those things, I'm no expert so I don't know. But from all I've heard it's a good watch.

How'd you see this Ror?
lc
lc - 12/16/2009, 8:36 PM
@Leee you already f*c k me so hate me now b i c t h lol
but ror well done all that writing damn i could never do it lol
joob234
joob234 - 12/16/2009, 8:41 PM
ya @betty: what's revolutionary about the movie is the technology they created and used. Cameron came up with it. its called a 3d fusion camera i believe. its the main reason why the movie cost 500 million dollars lol. the movie itself isnt revolutionary. its the technology they used to make the movie that is. it basically seemlessly renders an live action picture into cg while recording
joob234
joob234 - 12/16/2009, 8:44 PM
o and great review Ror. im still gunna see it in imax 3d though. just for the heck of it. i havent seen a 3d movie b4. but u r right about the acting ive heard. especially rodriguez. shes not good at acting. ive only liked her in one thing b4, and thats an anime lol!
MarkCassidy
MarkCassidy - 12/16/2009, 9:18 PM
Thanks LC..what does it stand for anyway?

Guardian, I saw a preview at my local cinema..they can be cool like that sometimes, although the trailers they showed before it were..Percy Jackson, Me And Orson Wells..and some other poxy looking rom com with Meryl Streep..Its only America that show the appropriate movie previews.
DDD
DDD - 12/16/2009, 9:19 PM
I really don't like 3D! Haven't since I first saw it a
long, long time ago! I'll wait to see this on dvd without
the 3D! I wish 3D would go away AGAIN! My money is saved
for far more worthy movies at the expensive theater!

It may be revolutionary technology but they wasted it
on this hokey story in a smurf cartoon! I mean the
dialog I've seen is not very good! Zoe is the only
good thing in this movie as far as I have seen but she
doesn't know how to do bad!
juggy4711
juggy4711 - 12/16/2009, 10:27 PM
I plan to see it in 3D. I hope I'm blown away by the effects as I know I won't be by the story. What I really want to know is was it as good as D9? I know its not as original but it all depends on how things are pulled off. So far D9 is certainly the best movie (best actor, best director, etc) of 2009 and it is the standard that has to be lived up to.

D9 FTW after that in no particular order

Inglorious Basterds
Star Trek
Watchmen
Hurt Locker
shibazz
shibazz - 12/16/2009, 11:19 PM
I got Free tickets to the Premiere here in Sacramento tomorrow night!!!! Me and my BFF are going in smokin hot(herbally speaking) and Whiskey wet! Oh and some black Tea for good measure! Fun Fun Fun!
shiftysharp
shiftysharp - 12/17/2009, 12:46 AM
going to 3d showing tonight,cant wait.
the fact people seem to be happy with the overall result is good enough for me.
Runefyst
Runefyst - 12/17/2009, 4:21 AM
Cool, about what I expected. I'm not expecting a great story, but a very entertaining movie. Good review Ror!
Kyos
Kyos - 12/17/2009, 5:07 AM
Nice review as usual! Pretty much sums up what I came to expect from this - a cliched, yet entertaining sci-fi movie with good action and good effects.
I won't be able to see it in both 3D AND original language in the next time, so I'm not going to get the gimmick glasses. :(

As far as the hype is concerned, there is just no chance Avatar will live up to the expectations they created - it's simply not possible anymore. After a year with District 9 and Star Trek it probably will be sci-fi movie of the year... third place. It certainly can't beat D9 in originality, plus imo the D9 effects were amazing, especially considering the budget. And it will be hard to beat Star Trek in the pure fun/entertainment section. But I'll give Avatar a fair chance and will correct myself if I end up thinking it kicks D9's and ST's ass. ;)
JoshWilding
JoshWilding - 12/17/2009, 5:27 AM
Excellent review ROR! I'm going to see this tomorrow but everything you've said was pretty much what I was expecting! As much as I'm looking forward to it, I doubt it will top my favourite sci-fi movie of the year, Star Trek! :)
DeathWalker
DeathWalker - 12/17/2009, 7:02 AM
Damn there is a lot of ass kissers on this site.....Great review ROR, awesome review ROR, come on people its a review what do you think ROR is going to do a bad one?????....................BTW very nice review ROR.
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