Simon Belmont:
Now entering the arena, it’s Simon of the Belmont clan
Going up against me, Rick? Such a foolish plan
Check you out, you’re a blatant rip-off of Jason Voorhees
Your lousy games are nowhere near as well known as my series
I’ve defeated Count Dracula, not once, but twice
I’m a dope killer with this whip and a dope killer with this mic
Winning against you in this battle is such a simple task
I’m an expert vampire hunter, you just have a stupid mask
Rick Taylor:
Nice verse there, Belmont, that was about as weak as a mouse
Prepare to meet your death, cause you’ve now entered the Splatterhouse
You seriously insult my looks when you look like a girl?
Your death by me will be so gory, it’ll make the audience hurl
Who’s the biggest bad-ass here? Dude, I can [frick]ing punch knives
Try to kill me all you want, my Terror Mask will keep me alive
You may have killed Dracula, but I defeated the deity known as the Evil One
Once the streets rain with your blood, you’ll know this battle’s done
Simon Belmont:
As I expected, my rhymes are giving you a real fright
How’s Jennifer doing? I haven’t seen her since last night
Will I always be known more than you? Hell yeah!
Now excuse me, while I go and conquer Castlevania
Rick Taylor:
You dare bring my girl into this? You’re now asking for it, bitch
Your hair-color changing ass is now gonna being facing down in a ditch
I’ll rip your head off, cut you up, and give your whip back to Indiana Jones
Now I’ll sit back, and let these Boreworms feast on your organs and your bones
Who won? You decide!
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