JOHN CARTER: The "Official" ComicBookMovie.com Review

JOHN CARTER: The "Official" ComicBookMovie.com Review

The "review" embargo imposed by Disney has finally been lifted, and now Galactus can reveal what he REALLY thinks about the John Carter movie. Read on fair readers...

Review Opinion
By ComicBookMovie - Mar 02, 2012 10:03 AM EST
Filed Under: John Carter of Mars



I'm the first to admit that I'm easily pleased by ANY attempt to bring my beloved fantasy characters to the big screen. I read all the John Carter books in Jr. High School, and besides some straight-to-video features produced in the late 80's and early 90's (we all know what I'm talking about here), there are very few comic book movies that I can't find SOMETHING to applaud. That unconditional love is the reason why I have made my living from a comic book movie website. But having fully disclosed my prejudices, I tell you without bias that John Carter has a fair chance at becoming a franchise. It's first outing is THAT good.

Sure, I could nitpick some minor things, as we all could do with practically ANY movie. The film isn't perfect, but perfection is a rare thing. Last I heard, only Jesus Christ had attained it. What it does right is bring the passion that director Andrew Stanton has for the Edgar Rice Burroughs books to the screen, and that enthusiasm easily translates through the actors to the viewing audience. The best way I can describe it is that I got the same feeling watching this as I did when I saw the first Star Wars as a youth.

JOHN CARTER dumps you into a new universe without much set up, but quickly gets you interested in learning more about this strange new land and the interesting characters that people it. It immediately draws you into the adventure. It's a movie of discovery.

You can see that the actors caught that spirit. Taylor Kitsch does a worthy job of portraying the hero. My only nitpicky criticism about him is that there are a couple times that his southern accent breaks into a John Wayne impression, and other times he sounds like Rorschach from Watchmen.

Lynn Collins won me over as Carter's squeeze Dejah Thoris, the Martian Princess of Helium. And again, the only minor criticism that stuck out for me was why she (and all the other red Martians) had British accents. Odd, but not a deal breaker for me.

The CGI, which has to also be considered a "main character" in this movie was flawless--on equal par with Avatar. The CGI characters were believably "acting" in the movie. Gone are the days where the REAL actors are obviously staring off into dead space when interacting with a CGI character. There were no visibly "odd" scenes with the Tharks (green Martians) who have a large role and plenty of screen time.

How Carter becomes involved in political affairs of both the red and green Martians is engaging, the action is exciting, and while not all the potential storylines are wrapped up, there are plenty of hints about what is to come, and flashbacks about what has occurred to our hero that will undoubtably be answered in future sequels. Those may be a tad confusing for the unbaptized, but to me, the tease is part of the enjoyment, and not EVERYTHING has to be answered in the first movie. After all, we didn't know everything about Luke Skywalker, Jedis and the Empire when we were happily thrust into the Star Wars universe, did we? And yet we were eager to take the journey. Same thing here.

And this movie has something for everybody. You've heard this before, but it crosses multiple genres: SciFi, Fantasy, Comics, Action, Western, Romance, Period piece, and hits a home run with every one.

Here's the money quote...

“Traverse space, time and several genres with JOHN CARTER! For over 100 years his adventures on Mars have influenced the greatest Science Fiction movies ever made, yet strangely, this action-adventure-romance has gone unknown to the vast majority—UNTIL NOW. Finally, Disney and director Andrew Stanton (Finding Nemo) have brought the epic fantasy out of obscurity and onto the big screen with passion and style, enabling millions of NEW fans to discover and embrace it for what it is … the great-granddaddy of classic tales.”
--Jim Littler of ComicBookMovie.com


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sicknimon
sicknimon - 3/2/2012, 10:41 AM
I don't think the big JC achieved perfection either. I think that whole fiasco in the temple when he got pissed and started messing up the merchant tables was his "moment".....
BlueMex
BlueMex - 3/2/2012, 10:42 AM
Nice Review! I HIGHLY AGREE with there is NO perfect movie!! no reason to nit pick.
Dedpool
Dedpool - 3/2/2012, 10:42 AM
First I want to say great review, and I'm glad the movie lived up to your admittedly High expectations but uncondtional love for genre works. As more and more tv spots and trailers came out all i could think of these is please do well so we can not only get mor John Carter but a Masters of the Universe film as well. Alot of the visuals int this movie bring MOTU to mind and if this does well it'd be a shame not to add another scfi/fantasy franchise.
sicknimon
sicknimon - 3/2/2012, 10:44 AM
Oh, and the Avengers aliens will be THE BADOON!
MoonDoggyX
MoonDoggyX - 3/2/2012, 10:56 AM
Ok... So... is it just worth seeing if you're gonna go to the movies...? Or, is it a "Don't Miss!"...?
StrangerX
StrangerX - 3/2/2012, 10:56 AM
Nice review I Never read the books, but the movie looks great.
valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 3/2/2012, 10:58 AM
Good to hear! I've never read the books but was thinking about doing so. Do you recommend reading them before watching the movie @CBM
DarthDan
DarthDan - 3/2/2012, 11:03 AM
@ Biggie G - Very nicely written. I too read all 5 novels and have been looking forward to the movie since I first heard it was being released on the big screen.

I'm anxiously awaiting 3/9.
PaulRom
PaulRom - 3/2/2012, 11:19 AM
Good review G. Really excited about this film, looking forward to checking it out.
"The film isn't perfect, but perfection is a rare thing. Last I heard, only Jesus Christ had attained it." - Love that line.
headlopper
headlopper - 3/2/2012, 11:21 AM
Juicyyyyy! I'm goin'!
headlopper
headlopper - 3/2/2012, 11:23 AM
...and CBM, thanx for the profs for Jesus.
Perfect indeed!
crazyray
crazyray - 3/2/2012, 1:09 PM
@Big G- dude, I want your job.
hoodedjester
hoodedjester - 3/2/2012, 1:44 PM
nice review G.

Looking forward to seeing this next weekend!

DCwanabe
DCwanabe - 3/2/2012, 1:53 PM
Just like star wars thats pretty tough.

Jaspion
Jaspion - 3/2/2012, 5:29 PM
I stopped reading at "Jesus Christ".
Amazo
Amazo - 3/3/2012, 7:18 AM
You read 'ALL 5' of the books did you?
Funny,because I read 11 novels and two novelettes in the Barsoom series..........
Just saying ;)
Amazo
Amazo - 3/3/2012, 7:28 AM
Although I'll give it to you that Carter is only in around 6 or 7 of them.
superotherside
superotherside - 3/9/2012, 3:56 PM
Great review Jim! ;) Can't wait to see it, I'll be waiting for the DVD though.
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