Yes, we went ahead and did it; we acquired Superhero jackets for kids and adults. You laugh, you point. You think to yourself, "How ostentatious." Need I remind you.....until recently, Wonder Woman wore star spangled underwear. Your skewed perspective of what's stylish is...skewed. The only problem I see with these jackets: The lack of a cape. So, my friends; my comic book loving friends who follow the exploits of flamboyantly colorful characters driven by tumultuous circumstances fighting the greatly exaggerated good fight....let's dig the hell in.
We have the Batman Caped Crusader Twill Jacket. It's Twill. It's got Batman's logo in giant, concave lettering surrounded by some crazy, tribal bordering cutting and angling in a nearly blue neon. It's got raised and embroidered Batman leaping at you, demanding your adherence to Justice. Wondering where the justice is in a comic book market moving away from material, monthly issues. Nah, maybe he just wants to break the nose off that ugly mug of yours. At the very least, you were thinking about jaywalking.
We have Batman Tough Knight Kids Jacket. It's Twill. It's..for the kiddies! Parents, how much do you love your children? Wait, I can answer that. The answer is...barely . How do I know this? Well, ask yourself: "Have I purchased the Batman Tough Knight Jacket for my child...who happens to be a Batman fan?" You'll probably answer with something like...."No." After you come to the conclusion that you are, in fact, a terrible, hateful parent, please be sure to add this item to your cart. Quickly, before your child finds out just how dull your love runs.
We have the Superman Chains Twill Jacket. Also twill, also a jacket. And yes, it features printed chains surrounding a raised Superman symbol. For the seventy-millionth time.....chains wont do it. Nope. They won't hold Superman. Sure, there may be an existential interpretation here; something about the perseverance of the individual while chained by the expectations of societal structure....or direct, openly disagreeable, singular acts of societal obstruction (translation- having to head-butt stupid people). But I'm telling you, the last 4000 or so wise guys who came up with binding Superman to a canoe with chains.....well, they were sorely dissapointed.
Adult Jackets
Kids Jackets
Oh, and we got like...10 million other things. Like the
Thor Time of the Hammer 30 Single T-Shirt. It's Thor, it's obviously Hammer Time and anything resembling a giant is in danger of being beaten into asgardian jelly. Or the
Flash Too Young Junk Food T-Shirt. It's from Junk Food, which makes it better than you. It's got the Flash's dusty old noggin and some clever little fit of contrived wordplay that yes, touches on the Flash's immaculate speed. Now, enough about what's new. It's back to work, back to back and forward towards....getting through another issue of NFL Superpro. Jealous?