Let's start the countdown!
5. Crappy Gift?
DO NOT FREAK OUT. I know, it seems rough, and you would have much rather told them to save their money had you known they were getting you a Walkman. Chances are, the person who bought you the sweet ass sweater with Christmas cardinals on it left you a receipt, that way you can take it back and go get yourself something worth while. It's not the end of the world! To save face, it's always polite to fake like something if the person is watching you like a damn hawk.
4. Easy on the Nog
Some people are known for their drunken ways. Christmas is just another opportunity to exploit that. I'll admit, I've been guilty of getting a little "slizzard" on Christmas day. You don't want to overdo it. If you end up naked in your grandparents kitchen trying to figure out why the dishwasher won't cook anything...you're risking not being invited to family gatherings anymore.
3. Gift Cards
Gift cards are almost as good as paper. They can be used at specific stores and you get to choose whatever your little heart desires. It shouldn't be an issue if you find one of these little plastic doohickeys in your stocking.
2. Wrong Item?
Let's say for instance you put down Blackest Night: Green Lantern Corps on your Christmas list. You tear away the wrapping paper to find...the Twilight graphic novel. Don't drive that wooden stake through your crystal skin just yet. It's always important to not only explain the item when you put it on your list, but possibly include a picture of the cover or packaging, depending on what the item is.
1. Who To Buy For
Surely you wouldn't want to waste $20 on a second cousin twice removed only related by marriage when you could spend that money on someone a little closer to your "Inner Circle". Just remember, your grandmother probably thinks a Blu-Ray is a weapon being developed to destroy the sun.
I hope these tips helped, even if it was only slightly. Keep these in mind for every holiday and whenever receiving presents.
From the bottom of my heart, Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays to my new family at CBM.
Focker=Out!
