EDITORIAL: My List of Reasons Why I Suck

EDITORIAL: My List of Reasons Why I Suck

I kind of suck, these are my reasons why.

Editorial Opinion
By Furiosa - May 07, 2015 10:05 PM EST

Reasons why i totally suck

  1. I'm lame
  2. I'm a loser
  3. I'm not Zack Snyder
  4. I'm not Ezra Miller's lover aka Zack Snyder
  5. How do i corn?
  6. I'm just awful
  7. Howard the Duck is my favorite Marvel movie
  8. I smell funny
  9. I write terrible articles
  10. I just plain suck   



























Bonus List of reasons why cbm is a magical place

  1. Its a fun place
  2. It has juvenile trolls like Dexter
  3. Ezra Miller (this joke was old months ago)
  4. the users are great
  5. I like pickles on my sammich
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MisterSuperior
MisterSuperior - 5/7/2015, 11:28 PM
Funny, for one second I thought you were Dexter because you mentioned Ezra, haha.
sKeemAn
sKeemAn - 5/8/2015, 12:13 AM
Hey I love Howard the Duck as well.
CombatWombat
CombatWombat - 5/8/2015, 7:53 AM
"11. I have a tiny penis"
TheNameIsBetty
TheNameIsBetty - 5/8/2015, 8:04 AM
Howard the Duck is one of the only movies that I have dozed off during.

Otherwise, I totally agree with this article, one-hundred percent.
GinjaNinja
GinjaNinja - 5/8/2015, 8:24 AM
Story of my life
AsgardianHobo
AsgardianHobo - 5/8/2015, 10:54 AM
You better like pickles on your sammich, otherwise we would have words sir!
batz11
batz11 - 5/8/2015, 10:56 AM
Was hoping for a lil more from ya...
BatmanHeisenberg
BatmanHeisenberg - 5/8/2015, 11:18 AM
This editorial just scratches the surface. Ask Dexter to write a novel on why you are wrong for the role of being here, haha.
MisterBatfleck
MisterBatfleck - 5/8/2015, 12:54 PM
McGee
McGee - 5/8/2015, 12:56 PM
3 and 4 are the same. But that's okay.
BatmanHeisenberg
BatmanHeisenberg - 5/8/2015, 1:04 PM
This deserves a pultzier prize though. Phenomenal work.
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 5/8/2015, 1:06 PM
you guys, redlettermedia did an AOU review
GoogleWasMyIdea
GoogleWasMyIdea - 5/8/2015, 2:20 PM
@MarkyMarkRises Don't derail this thread, we're discussing HowardTheHuman's suckage and its place in the universe.
MarkyMarkRises
MarkyMarkRises - 5/8/2015, 2:27 PM
@GoogleWasMyIdea

that was actually what reminded me of it lol
Abary
Abary - 5/8/2015, 3:23 PM
I agree
ClumsyToaster
ClumsyToaster - 5/8/2015, 5:03 PM
Not being Snyder would actually be a plus
TheOverlord
TheOverlord - 5/8/2015, 6:20 PM
Best article ever.

P.S. - I want to corn.
Verzwei
Verzwei - 5/8/2015, 6:39 PM
Desr0w
Desr0w - 5/12/2015, 3:48 AM
I thought this was a dexter article
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