Frodo Baggins looked down at the fiery pit of Mount Doom. He held The Ring in his hand.
Frodo: "I can't Sam. it's mine."
BANG!
A red and black costumed anti hero holding a gun walked over toFrodo's now lifeless body.
Deadpool: "Nope, it's mine now."
Another hobbit ran over.
Sam: "Master Frodo! Master Frodo! How could you?"
Deadpool: "Hey, I'm you're Master now. Go get me a chimichanga."
Sam: "A what?"
DEADPOOL IN...THE PREVIEW!!!
Han Solo and Chewie looked at the doors as they opened, revealing a squad of stormtroopers.
Han: "RUN!!!"
Deadpool: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
He ran at the crowd.
Gordon looked at the Bat.
Batman: "A hero can be anyone. Even a man who gives a boy his coat to let him know the world hasn't ended."
Gordon: "Bruce Wayne?"
Deadpool: "Did you know that you were like...the last person to find out? I mean seriously! Did you even think that Harvey Dent was Batman? Oh wait, you were sorta dead then."
Batman: "Shut up!"
The nuclear bomb exploded.
Deadpool: "Yay, healing factor! Oh crap dead children."
Coulson held the gun up.
Coulson: "Even I don't know what it does."
He gasped. Loki had stabbed him from behind.
Thor: "NO!!!"
Deadpool: "The Son of Coul! You were my goddamn favorite character in this continuity. Loki will pay. He will pay as Lucifer did when he messed with God! He will pay like Sauron when he tried to murder all of Middle-Earth! He will pay like those people at the consession stands waiting in line for crummy, overpriced popcorn, going to this this movie!"
Coulson: "What?"
Hal stared at the lantern.
Hal: "In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my-"
Deadpool: "Oh my god it's Ryan Renolds! I love you Ryan! You are my god! You took everything about me in the comics, except for my horribly disfigured face, and put it to the screen! Oh I love you! And I don't blame you for that f***-up that was Weapon XI or Barackapool or Epic Fail, because that wasn't you. That was what's his name."
Hal: "...Who's Ryan Reynolds?"
Harry and Voldemort pointed their wands.
Harry: "Expelliarmus!"
Voldemort: "Avada Kadavra!"
Deadpool: "Chimichanga!"
He shot Voldemort.
Jason Bourne looked outside.
Jason: "I can tell you the licence plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you the waitress Is left handed and the guy over there weighs two hundred and fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself."
Deadpool: "And I can tell you that this movie should hurry the hell up."
Marie: "What movie?"
Deadpool: "Why are you talking like a German now? You were just in an Italian accent! Stop changing your voice, it's annoying!"
"ENGLISH M*****F*****! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?!"
Deadpool: "That was awesome Sam."
So what did you think? Good, or not? Should I continue the series? Do you have any suggestions for films or film series that I should drop Deadpool in? The full series should be coming after my Superman fan fic, so stay tuned! I know this was short, but I haven't done a lot, these were just bits and pieces, plus stuff I made up on the spot. it's also really late down here, so...yeah. Check out my Flash and Nightwing fan fics!
Until next time,
Comiccow6.