Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Darkseid vs. Thanos

Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Darkseid vs. Thanos

Two big heavy-hitter comic book villains (one from DC and one from Marvel), duke it out in rhymes to determine who is superior. Who wins? You decide!

By rockerdude22 - Feb 09, 2014 02:02 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic



Darkseid:
Darkseid here, ready to create some burns
Who’s next in line to die? Why, Thanos, it’s your turn
Look at you, you’re not original in the least
You’re ripped off from me, the one true comic book beast
I’ve solved the Anti-Life Equation, and you’re first on my list
With that in my hands, I’ll make you kill yourself at the end of this
I’ll chop you to pieces, starting with that ugly chin
The Lord of Apokolips is now ready to take the win



Thanos:
Silence Dorkseid, you’re facing Thanos of Titan
Between the two of us, I’m the one who’s better at fighting
You dare insult my chin, when your outfit makes you look like a sex slave?
I’ll pimp slap you with the Infinity Gauntlet, and put you in your grave
I became the embodiment of the universe, try to measure up to that
You maybe a New God, but I can still squash like a rat
Why you even bother facing me, since these Infinity Gems, I brought
Cause with them, I can erase you with just a single thought



Darkseid:
Dude, your biggest claim was being in the end credits of a movie
There’s just no way that you can truly ever beat me
Cause, between us, I’m the much better villain
Don’t believe me? Just ask the folks over at IGN



Thanos:
Hey, I maybe inspired by you, but Starlin made me better
After I’m done with you, your corpse will be taken by the Collector
I just conquered Apokolips, your reign’s end you have now met
Rest in peace Bitchseid, say hello to my mistress Death

Who won? You decide!

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Scorn
Scorn - 2/9/2014, 3:07 PM
Can someone get me a glass of water? I'm dying of FIRST!
Scorn
Scorn - 2/9/2014, 3:07 PM
Thanos won this round!
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