Jonah Hex Movie Review

Jonah Hex Movie Review

Last night, I went to an advanced screening of JONAH HEX. Here's my review of the newly released DC Comics adaption, with as few spoilers as possible.

Review Opinion
By claybo4131 - Jun 17, 2010 07:06 AM EST
Filed Under: Jonah Hex

Last night, I went to an advanced screening of Warner Bros/Legendary Pictures/DC Comics adaption of JONAH HEX, starring Josh Brolin, John Malkhovic and Megan Fox. I didn't have high expectations going into the film, but went cause well it was free and had nothing to lose and didn't have to pay for it. So here is a brief review of it:

First, I am going to disappoint you guys here, Megan Fox does NOT get naked, sorry to bust your bubble on that.

The movie was surprisingly good, not great, but not bad. Josh Brolin was pretty good as Jonah Hex, though you can tell that he was having problems talking sometimes cause of the prosthetic makeup, and sometimes I did feel like he was trying to talk with that scratchy voice like Batman does. John Malkhovic and Michael Fassbender were pretty good as the villians in the film, Malkhovic always plays a pretty good villian anyways (there have been movies where he hasnt been a villian btw) and he is pretty ruthless as Quinton Turnbull. As for Megan Fox, well we all know shes playing a hooker, but we all know she is there for eye candy, thats all I will say about that. The one main thing about this film I didnt like, it was less than 90 minutes long, and the budget was 80 million, thats almost 1 million a minute for the film. That was my main flaw about it it was way too short for a live action comic adaption. Animated films are usually 90 minutes long and most comedies are as well, but I was hoping for at least 1 hour 40 minutes, but I just read the running time is 85 minutes and when I checked my time when the movie was over I was like WHAT!

Also this movie had a western feel of Ghost Rider in a way, so I feel Jonah Hex is DC's version of Ghost Rider.

One thing I don't understand is why WB is releasing it on the same weekend as Toy Story 3, which will easily get 100-120 million this weekend. I felt this movie was more of a Feb. or Mar. or even a Aug-Oct. release, not in the middle of summer release.

All in All, I give it a B-, not too terribly bad, but if you go see it, try to matinee it before you take all your kids to see Toy Story 3 this weekend.

Leave your comments below and if you check it out, tell me what you think.
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longbowhunter
longbowhunter - 6/17/2010, 7:31 AM
Pretty much what I expected.
Destroyer14
Destroyer14 - 6/17/2010, 7:43 AM
I might rent it on Netflix when it becomes available.
Ironbat95
Ironbat95 - 6/17/2010, 7:56 AM
i'll probably see it Sunday. Sorry guys I'm seeing TS3 at midnight.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/17/2010, 7:58 AM
WHO deleted BOTH my [frick]ing articles???
ManThing
ManThing - 6/17/2010, 8:20 AM
I'm seeing it Friday night and I am mildly excited.

I don't understand why everybody is so down on this movie. Josh Brolin is a hell of a good actor IMO. It's a Sci Fi Western. There aren't very many of those, and I think that, like Western and Horror, the two genres can knit together quite well at times.

I will probably never see Toy Story 3
superdog
superdog - 6/17/2010, 8:26 AM
the problem is jonah hex is not DC's ghost rider. he has no supernatural powers. yes he gets involved in supernatural adventures but has no powers. hes just a pissed off western guy. looks like they got the tone all wrong.

lee77@ what articles? and sorry to hear that. im sure you'll figure out who it was.
ManThing
ManThing - 6/17/2010, 8:32 AM
@ Superdog: oh.
Did they give Hex super powers in this movie?

I am not familiar with the book really. I mean I have one issue somewhere but I never read it
claybo4131
claybo4131 - 6/17/2010, 8:34 AM
They did give him some supernatural powers, like when he grabs a dead person he is able to "Talk to the Dead" to find clues and answers.
Hawksblueyes
Hawksblueyes - 6/17/2010, 8:49 AM
This movie holds ZERO interest with me.

Check out My Avengers poster in josh's Iron Man article and let me know what you think.
Stumblin
Stumblin - 6/17/2010, 8:50 AM
Well sounds like a rental to me.
claybo4131
claybo4131 - 6/17/2010, 8:52 AM
@Bman Neither did I, The movie started at 7:30, they had 2 trailers (one of the was Inception and that trailer I think is 3 minutes) then the movie, I look at the time on my Cell Phone and it was 8:58 and I was like WHAT!

It was free so it wasnt like I lost money on it, thanks to the guys at KTCK 1310 THE TICKET for the free pass by the way, they were handing them out at the World Cup Party last week, and I was like WTH why not
blinkuldhc
blinkuldhc - 6/17/2010, 9:21 AM
Thanks for the review.

You said "pretty good" a few too many times, though. Learn some new adjectives! =)
SandMan101
SandMan101 - 6/17/2010, 9:36 AM
ya jonah hex sucked monkey balls lol
StevilNYC
StevilNYC - 6/17/2010, 10:09 AM
I will theater hop it.
Joe6Pack74
Joe6Pack74 - 6/17/2010, 2:25 PM
I may go see this Monday or Tuesday after going fishing.
bleedthefreak
bleedthefreak - 6/17/2010, 3:42 PM
could have seen it last night went to a comic signing instead. i like brolin and malkovich but just didn't bring myself to see it
georgia49th
georgia49th - 6/18/2010, 12:22 AM
Baa, baa , baa......
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/18/2010, 3:29 AM
TOY STORY 3 SUCKS!!!

georgia49th @ Lol!


TEA/DOG @ No worries had someone messing about with my articles, thats all!

HelaGood
HelaGood - 6/18/2010, 8:45 AM
one of the best reviews i read of this movie included the best comment:

"Everyone seems to be sleepwalking through this film. Except for Megan Fox, who is such a terrible actress that she couldn't even act like she's sleepwalking. "
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 6/19/2010, 4:25 PM
CLAY @ Great review by the way, thumbs up man!
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