Dark Kent Presents: 11 Etiquette Rules For Our Denizens

Dark Kent Presents: 11 Etiquette Rules For Our Denizens

Confused? Well this is a very straight forward thread. It's a guideline to having a very thorough, thoughtful conversation on-line. The list is to give you an idea how to converse properly not mold you into my ideal opinionated minions. That's stupid.

Editorial Opinion
By Firgosaurus - Jun 20, 2013 11:06 AM EST
Filed Under: Other

1. Do not engage trolls. You know how to spot a troll. Responding to one doesn't negate their effect nor make your E-Penis bigger.

2. Be an insightful individual. Teach and learn with opinions. Not attack and take pleasure with words.

3. Maintain a fixed political opinion. But, DO NOT force or parade it as the definitive opinion over others. Listen to other's ideas, understand that we all have different backgrounds and will interpret it in variety of ways.

4. Never spoil anything especially if the conversation is about an Entertainment Medium such as comics, movies, radio shows. Such mediums get distributed on different times. Some will get it before theirs. That doesn't excuse you from getting over-excited and spoiling it for everyone. There's a time for spoilers to be talked about. Pre-release isn't that time.

5. Omit your personal lives when a conversation is about a topic other than your personal life. We don't need to hear of this. There's a time and place for it.

6. In a dispute. Withdraw. Ask yourself: "Why am I trying to win an argument over the internet? It's the fvcking internet for crying out loud. I got a life for god's sakes!" One might say otherwise, but everyone has a life.

7. If you are not achieving anything regarding the conversation nor add to it intellectually. Calmly bypass it. Move on to something you will be able to contribute to.

8. A man of real intelligence and cultivated mind is generally modest. One doesn't make others feel inferior. He/she is a person who will portray him/herself with frank simplicity. It's about the discussion not about our egos.

9. Avoid correcting errors, pedantry is a mark of stupidity, not intelligence. We are not a panel of Doctors trying to judge you if you are capable enough to be a Doctor. Lay easy on that.

10. Never speak ill of anyone. Do not threaten them. Nor wish death upon them. Unless you know voodoo; none of it is happening. Do not waste your time.

11. Boasting about something you are not involved with is off-putting. Nobody cares about scores, money, and success. At the end of the day, you are people with high moral standards and understand the very concept of modesty.


Ok CBM, now have a go at it. This is something to teach the uninitiated how to behave in a humanly manner on-line. The WEB gives us this shield and mask our virtues. We don't want our vices to be what represents us on-line. Be a good champ. Don't be soft, and have fun.

Offensiveness is something we cannot control. One can say to not be offensive, don't be offended. Unfortunately that will not stop the conflict. The best we can do is mitigate it, and not represent websites like this as a safe haven for online assholes. As I mentioned things are interpreted 1000 fvcking different ways. Keep that in mind.
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Brainiac13
Brainiac13 - 6/20/2013, 12:04 PM
LOL!



teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 12:34 PM
Hehehehehhe Penis ;)
teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 12:41 PM
Number 10 doesnt include the Mrs right?

I mean i wouldnt wish death on him her ...but her face makes me wana punch my mother in law in the gunt ;(
thebamf
thebamf - 6/20/2013, 1:15 PM
All of these rules are broken everyday on these threads. As long as there are the internets, there will be e-thugs and pompous douches. But I must say, much of my work day is spent here because this is the most entertaining site I visit.
thebamf
thebamf - 6/20/2013, 1:17 PM
As sad as that sounds lol.
teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 1:21 PM
Oh and good write up HOES much better then the one I got in the Daily Sport

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:)
thebamf
thebamf - 6/20/2013, 1:24 PM
Those are nice boobs @teabag. Thank goodness there isn't a "No Boobs" rule on this etiquette list.
teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 1:35 PM
shawmb@ 'No Boobs Rule'...No one is that insane

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:P
teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 1:52 PM
Cipher@ With a penis as small as mine a sense of humour is all I have....Now I have to worry about an E-Penis ..[frick] my life :P
thebamf
thebamf - 6/20/2013, 1:56 PM
@Teabag
Looks like you just cast the perfect MJ right there.

But in all seriousness, people take this site WAY too seriously. Like @Cipher said, the best thing to do is laugh if off.
teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 2:19 PM
HOES@ I don't trust science ....im pretty sure the Mrs is the outcome of some freak atomic experiment :)

Cipher@ I know but I feel your pain...Its good to let things out (even if they don't go in) we should all open up more (not like that)

Im getting more emotional about my body as I get older...apart from my dick the rest of me brings me to tears at how beautiful it is

The Mrs thinks I have a sensitive side cus I cry during sex

But lets be honest if you had 23 stone bouncing up and down on your balls you'd cry too :)

shawnb@ Oh hell yeah MJ all the way :)
teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 2:36 PM
ciph@ Love you too bud

[frick] the homophobes

forgifs.com

:P

HOES@ Thanks man viva la boobs

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:)
ruadh
ruadh - 6/20/2013, 2:49 PM
Solid points...I'll try to remember these from now on.
teabag
teabag - 6/20/2013, 3:01 PM
Solid points indeed

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:)
PeterBenjaminParker
PeterBenjaminParker - 6/20/2013, 9:31 PM
I find it ironic that the person who posted this article breaks most, if not all, of these rules all the friggin time.
Oxbow
Oxbow - 6/22/2013, 7:01 PM
Good stuff. Just call this "instructions for acting like a human being!"
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