Josh Wilding Reviews: SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK

Josh Wilding Reviews: SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE DARK

That's right, I travelled all the way to New York to see it so that you don't have to! However, is Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark really as bad as we've all so often heard and assumed? Well, hit the jump to read my in-depth verdict!

Review Opinion
By JoshWilding - Apr 03, 2013 01:04 PM EST
Filed Under: Spider-Man


Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark was a disaster from the start, but here we are three years later and it finally seems to all be up and running without a hitch on Broadway. However, while there may no longer be any technical issues or nasty injuries to speak of, it is still a complete and utter mess. Despite hiring comic book writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa to help improve the musical, it's impossible to escape the fact that this was clearly put together by someone who knows absolutely nothing about the comic books that the Marvel character was created in and simply wanted to tell a love story which we've seen countless times in the past. Anything and everything Spider-Man related is lazily just copied and pasted - and not very successfully - from the first two Sam Raimi movies.

Perhaps the biggest change is the nonsensical inclusion of Arachne; I'm not sure what she's supposed to signify, but there's absolutely no reason for her presence in this musical other than to warble the equally baffling titular song. Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark also offers up a very different take on Norman Osborn, which DOES work in some ways, but ultimately leaves us with a silly pantomime villain whose motivations are as ridiculous as the Sinister Six he creates. While his creating them does help remove the need for any complicated backstories, they have zero personality and are simply dispatched by Spidey with a bit of webbing. I know this is a musical, but it far too often stretches believability and that ultimately cheapens the impact of almost the entire thing.

The first act of Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark is actually quite good, and although it seems to promise an action-packed second half, that ends up mostly consisting of just a bunch of repetitive songs that all sound the same. There are still a fair few catchy ones to be fair ("Bouncing off the Walls", "Pull The Trigger" and "A Freak Like Me Needs Company" for example) and the cast clearly have a lot of fun. At my performance, Jamison Scott was standing in for Reeve Carney and he made for a great Peter Parker. Robert Cuccioli was also fantastic as (a Southern!) Norman Osborn, while Rebecca Faulkenberry delivered a suitably spunky and convincing take on Mary Jane Watson. Vocally, this trio took on the majority of songs and were all very good.

Perhaps the biggest draw of this musical is the fact that Spidey actually swings across the stage and audience. There's nowhere near enough of these moments, but when they do come, they're brilliantly handled and great fun for the audience (it's particularly cool to see one of the stuntmen dressed in the costume high fiving and fist bumping the kids in the front row of the upper tier before taking off). However, some clever choreography, a handful of catchy songs and some pretty costumes and sets can't help Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark when the story is such a mess. There's simply not enough Spider-Man and recycling a clichéd love story as well as ripping off far too many elements from the movies just end up making it feel utterly boring in places. Oh, and we get it already - enough with the U2 jokes!

It should hardly come as a surprise to learn that Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark is yet another botched retelling of the origin story of this beloved character and a thoroughly underwhelming example of a musical.




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blvdnoise
blvdnoise - 4/3/2013, 2:00 PM
Ouch..
jerryblake
jerryblake - 4/3/2013, 2:05 PM
finally someone shed some light for me on this matter.
I heard about Arachne before, and the whole "focus on love story thing", but never knew Sinister Six is in it as well.

Good that they fix up some things too. It was about time.
Little late to rewrite the screenplay though.
Anyway, good review.
RidiculousFanBoyDemands
RidiculousFanBoyDemands - 4/3/2013, 2:05 PM
Should have gone to see the Book of Mormon instead Mr. Wilding.
jerryblake
jerryblake - 4/3/2013, 2:09 PM
p.s. i guess this is what you get when you hire a person who is unknown to the source material. Or (maybe) don't give a shit about source material at all (just sayin)
Lindsey35
Lindsey35 - 4/3/2013, 2:13 PM
Thank God for TASM!
Kingdork
Kingdork - 4/3/2013, 2:16 PM
That blond-haired woman behind Spidey seems to be having the time of her life.
Xandera
Xandera - 4/3/2013, 2:16 PM
No surprises here...
sephiroth211
sephiroth211 - 4/3/2013, 2:19 PM
I thought this show would never see the light of day what with all the accidents and crap.

valeriesghost
valeriesghost - 4/3/2013, 2:24 PM
damn. I hope the tickets didn't cost all that much.
113
113 - 4/3/2013, 2:26 PM
That musical is still around?
Asterisk
Asterisk - 4/3/2013, 2:26 PM
As RFBD said, should've seen Book of Mormon.

Nemeres
Nemeres - 4/3/2013, 2:28 PM
"It's yet another botched retelling of the origin story of this beloved character and a thoroughly underwhelming example..."



LordOfTheZegaRealm
LordOfTheZegaRealm - 4/3/2013, 2:43 PM
I thought this got cancelled.
ComicFan1134
ComicFan1134 - 4/3/2013, 2:48 PM
Nomis Has A Badass Avatar, I Remember That Show,LOL!
pro346
pro346 - 4/3/2013, 2:57 PM
Actually last time I heard this was doing big business ....raking In the cash$$$
Sosa4693
Sosa4693 - 4/3/2013, 3:09 PM
I actually went to see this show. It truly is your run of the mill Broadway love story. Th music was crap, characters were crap, story was complete crap. The only redeeming quality for the show was the acrobatics. This show is equivalent to Batman and Robin in suckiness.
StrangerX
StrangerX - 4/3/2013, 4:05 PM
*smh* I can't believe you flew all the way to the states to see that.
TheGreenNinja
TheGreenNinja - 4/3/2013, 4:13 PM
I saw this in NY , I didn't like that "other" stuff. But after some drinks and gonna go to a show, why not spider man. Its like pizza even when its bad its OK.
REDSTORM
REDSTORM - 4/3/2013, 5:43 PM
Sad thing is I'd still pay to see it. It can't be any worse than Jesus Christ: Superstar.
CalebH92
CalebH92 - 4/3/2013, 6:01 PM
@valeriesghost yes, tickets are expensive. I saw the first preview version in March 2011. Bought TWO seats for $300 bucks in the coveted "Flying Circle." Two years later, those same seats go for $300 A PIECE!

The show, while it may seem terrible to us, is raking in the dough because little kids want to see it. They don't care about the story or the songs, all they care about is Spider-Man flying off of the stage and around the house. So, I don't see Spider-Man closing any time soon.
Shadowelfz
Shadowelfz - 4/3/2013, 6:02 PM
What's Walt 'Heisenberg' Whitman doing behind Spiderman?
TheRaven20
TheRaven20 - 4/3/2013, 6:13 PM
Did they have the villain "Swiss Miss"? I heard a rumour there was some made up villain named "Swiss Miss' and that she was ridiculously stupid. Or is that Arachne?
beane2099
beane2099 - 4/3/2013, 6:52 PM
I thought this was a joke when I first heard about it. I was flabbergasted when I found out it wasn't. But what's more surprising is that this is still ongoing. What the hell? Also, is that Brian Cranston in the sudience?
flames809
flames809 - 4/3/2013, 7:24 PM
I wanted to walk out when I saw it.. Thank god for the amazing Spider-Man... But some song were good
RexDartEskimoSpy
RexDartEskimoSpy - 4/3/2013, 8:23 PM
You came here to NY and didn't stop by and visit? I'd buy you a pint!
Robert
Robert - 4/3/2013, 10:25 PM
I live near this Spider-Man play and I wouldn't dare see that crap.
superbatspiderman
superbatspiderman - 4/3/2013, 10:32 PM
Why is Walter White (Breaking Bad) behind Spider-Man in the image at the top of the article?
loki668
loki668 - 4/3/2013, 11:23 PM
Kudos to Josh!!! Taking one for the team!! I pity you for having to sit through that hell but appreciate you bringing back notes from it.

Lord Loki has spoken
Kyos
Kyos - 4/4/2013, 3:21 AM
I seriously hope you did some cool things in NY as well...! ;)
SuperPopSTOP
SuperPopSTOP - 4/4/2013, 4:05 AM
Thanks for the review. Think I'll save the money & pass on this one.
ZombieOverEasy
ZombieOverEasy - 4/4/2013, 4:38 AM
Wait is that...Walter White in the second row?

Bryan Cranston doesn't look like he's having a very good time.
JohnnyKrypton
JohnnyKrypton - 4/4/2013, 9:11 AM
@Robert - Ditto. It's not much more than a tourist trap
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