So what can you get for 9 bucks these days? You might be able to get a meal at a fast food joint...but you'll have that finished off in no time and you can't exactly wear BBQ sauce. Or maybe you can...I don't know how you live! Perhaps you could see a movie...actually, scratch that. You'd only be able to see a movie for less than 9 bucks on one of those matinee nights and you definitely won't be getting popcorn or anything tasty. What about a taxi ride to somewhere cool? Yeah, good luck with that...9 bucks might get you to the end of the street. Say, you could probably use 9 bucks and take out one of your favorite internet troll's parents...'mom jokes' are still cool, right? I need to get out more.
You obviously know where I'm going with all of this, right? Yeah! We here at SuperheroStuff are doing a bit of spring/summer cleaning and we are marking tons of stuff down. First and foremost are that there is a staggering array of t-shirts marked down to a paltry 9 bucks. Yeah, 9 bucks...that's a pretty big reduction! We got all all sorts of shirts reduced; Captain America Civil War, Batman V Superman, Star Wars, DC Comics, Marvel Comics...all sorts I say. You might even be able to find some exceptionally rare and collectible Green Lantern movie shirts and you know what? Nobody expects that sort of thing. Nobody!
Of course we don't only have t-shirts marked down to 9 bucks. We also have tons of other items marked down like adult sized one piece pajamas, socks, beanies, hats, swim suits, cell phone cases, underwear, gloves, robes, watches, and whatever else we feel like marking down! Seriously, you aren't doing yourself any favors by not checking out SuperheroStuff...9 dollar t-shits, man. 9 dollar shirts! Come for the 9 dollar t-shirts, stay for everything else!