Judge Dredd:
The name is Dredd, and I am the law
Prepare yourself, Mr. Murphy, cause it’s time for a brawl
I’m a futuristic badass, busting crimes in Mega-City One
I’ll run you over my Lawmaster, and destroy you with its gun
My last film was a critical hit, while your last two movies sucked
Especially your third one, you wimpy robotic [frick]
Now please answer me this one question, slick
How can you be a tough enforcer, when you don’t have a dick?
RoboCop:
Silence Joe, your facing Detroit’s number one cyborg cop
Your last film may have been acclaimed, but it still was a flop
You look like an over-protective bitch wearing that enormous helmet
You’ll meet your end by a multitude of my Auto-9’s bullets
I may be mechanical now, but at least I wasn’t born a clone
With this gun to your head, your mind will be blown
Compared to mine, you’re crime-busting’s a sickening disgrace
You must be ugly as sin, why else wouldn’t you show your face?
Judge Dredd:
My justice methods are perfect, and yours are full of flaws
You look like a man of tin, let me point you to the Land of Oz
Despite all your upgrades, you still can’t match my abilities
I will sentence you now. I find you guilty!
RoboCop:
You were played by a guy with speech issues, so please get a clue
The only thing I’m guilty of is being more of a man than you
And that says a lot, since I’m mostly mechanical
I’m a crime-foiling beast that’s simply too much for you to handle
Who won? You decide!
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