Made from 100% Cotton, this red t-shirt for juvenile-sized kids features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman.......swinging away amongst shooting stars and the denoted proclamation intimating that women prefer those who display more heroic characteristics. If by "heroic," you mean self loathing and scathingly introspective...then yes, Spiderman is indeed heroic. I mean, okay, he pulled a garbage truck off some guy the other day and...he stopped the Green Goblin from killing your cousin, Gail, but...well, when there aren't instances like that, he just...cries. A lot. It's not very heroic, y'know. Is it terrible being able to drop kick an elephant or leap over tractor trailers? Nope, sorry. I see nothing to be sad about. Oh, cool t-shirt. Yep.
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