SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME Is Officially Certified Fresh On Rotten Tomatoes

Will actually shed a tear if they play responsibility theme

Perfect article to post this, lol.

Tried to stay spoiler-free and pretty vague, but if you don't wanna risk it, then stop here!




Seen it.


I hate being a sourpuss!!!! >:(

I already know i'm gonna end up in the minority but here it goes...

For me it was probably the most SOULESS and CORPORATE DRIVEN effort from Marvel Studios in recent memory, maybe ever.
Ok, maybe not totally souless.
And i can't believe i find myself saying this stuff in a span of...shit, WEEKS from Eternals, unbelievable.


There is one big SAD moment for Holland that basically breaks the movie in 2 and everything before that moment (that moment included) was absolute ass juice imho.

Words cannot describe the P A I N i had to endure watching them character assassinate a GOAT like Dock Ock.
And yeah, at first i was assblasted and angry at MS for doing him dirty but then again, they did the same thing to one of their own character, Dr.Strange sooooo....

AFTER that sad moment, it sort of becomes another movie and yeah....heheheh, the day was saved. :D

Like, obviously they were aware how that moment would change things for Tom so they made sure to insert every single gag and joke and banter and shitty ass humour they could think of in the first part of the movie, i shit you not, after EVERY 2 MINUTES there was a comeding moment, f*cking CRAZY.
And trash jokes like making fun of Doc Ock's name, the kinda jokes Marvel Studios has been recycling for God knows how long, like when they make fun of Star Lord in the first GotG movie and how can one forget 2 jokes about Dr.Strange's name in his first outing, with the villain and Infinity War with Peter, but Night Monkey is totally a legit name you guys! :D

I'm not saying it's wrong or that you can't have fun and enjoy these types of movies but i've already heard a couple of BIG STATEMENTS from the general audience and...meh, they are probably lost in the hype, so i get it.

But i really don't understand how one could put a serious face and claim that this movie is better than...say, Iron-Man 1 o Winter Soldier or Infinity War or Spiderman 2 etc...
The script AND the screenplay have GOT TO BE written by some 5 year old.

I at least take comfort in the fact that they didn't butcher the OGs and who am i kidding? They were totally the reason i was sitting there in the first place.

This movie could've been soooo much better, but everything stands on a paper thin concept that tries to juggle things just because it has to.
We could've had so many different types of movies with the EXACT same plot points but only handled differently.

A poor man's Avengers Endgame.

I dunno, maybe i'll find myself saying the same things for The Flash movie as well, but thankfully Dr.Strange in the Multiverse of Madness seems to be built differently and closer to what i'm asking, kinda ironic considering i was hella skeptical before seeing the trailer but then again...it's only fair.

superb movie. in a (usually) very reserved United Kingdom its very unusual for a crowd to cheer and clap during moments a movie.
twice ive ever been in cinema when thats happened. Endgame and now while watching No way home.
took the kids with me (13 yr old boy / 10 yr old girl), the grins and then open mouthed expressions during some "wow" moments i saw on their faces will stay with me a long time.

Jamie Foxx redemption too. he was a stand out in a movie full of huge characters already.

well played marvel, well played.

and ?

Is Tom Hollands Peter less "Gee-Golly Whiz Willikers in this one?

All I wanna know before I decide to go this weekend or wait for D+ release.

And don't say he's like that in the comics because I don't care.

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