Don’t just accept movies as they are, question the hell out of them! Here are 51 random questions off the top of my head for TNSASM2 (“The Not So Amazing Spider-Man 2″). Beware, some minor nit-picks ahead!
Here we go:
1) Why do we care about Peter’s parents?
2) Why was Aleksei (Rhino) stealing Plutonium?
3) Why did Gwen’s speech give away the ending (I mean, more than the trailers already did)?
4) Why does Peter think he’s so cool? He kissed Gwen on stage and high-fived the principal. Isn’t that considered “cool” in high school? Wasn’t Peter supposed to be a nerd?
5) Why is Peter seeing Captain Stacy, but not Uncle Ben?
6) Why didn’t Max have a blueprint holder?
7) Why did the shocks from the eels fix Max’s teeth?
8) Why did Spidey ditch the action to go and find a fireman hat?
9) Why did they use such a cliched storyline for Electro? Hasn’t the “fan turned foe” thing been done like a gazillion times before?
10) Why was Electro trying to kill Spidey?
11) What are the chances that Gwen met both Max AND Harry in the exact same elevator on two separate occasions?
12) Why didn’t Gwen see Harry when she first entered the elevator?
13) How was Harry able to break into a high-security prison so easily?
14) Why was Dr. Kafka so awesome?
15) Why couldn’t Electro just zap himself out of that thing they were holding him in? He did it when Harry was there, so why couldn’t he do it earlier?
16) What happened to the “you do realize you locked me in a prison that runs on electricity” thing? Did Max conveniently forget that he could control all of that?
17) Why did Richard Parker set up that secret lab in an old, abandoned, underground train station? Was he really hoping that his son would, by some unbelievable coincidence, find it decades later?
18) Richard worked for Oscorp, and I’m assuming he had a very high position and was paid very well, so why didn’t they set up a college fund or something for Peter before leaving?
19) It’s already the sequel, so why haven’t we been introduced to Jameson yet? He’s such a crucial part of Spider-Man mythology.
20) Why didn’t Peter know that magnetizing the web-shooters would do the trick? Isn’t he supposed to be a genius?
21) Why couldn’t Electro kill Spidey? Couldn’t he have just passed through him like he did with all those guards at Ravencroft? Sure, Spidey’s fast, but he’s not “lightning” fast! (Ba-dum-tsss.)
22) Why do we care about Aunt May’s job as a nurse?
23) Why do we care about those two random planes at the end?
24) Why did Harry wait until Electro was “dead” to show up? Why not tag-team against Spidey or something?
25) Why is Gwen’s death her own fault? Isn’t it being Peter’s fault the whole idea of it? So that he can learn to keep his superhero life separate from his personal life?
26) Why was Peter willing to move to England, when he clearly knew there was some shady corporation that was up to no good in the city? That alone proves how Webb misunderstands the character.
27) What kind of crime was he planning on fighting in England? Plagiarism?
28) What are the chances that Peter listened to Gwen’s speech on the EXACT same day Rhino went on a rampage? So if Rhino decided to do that one day before, then no one would’ve stopped him?
29) Why did Peter quit being Spider-Man? As far as I know, in the comics, he upped his game and spent more time in the suit helping people after Gwen died.
30) Why is Harry setting up the Sinister Six again?
31) What is the Man in Shadows’ role in all of this?
BONUS ROUND:
32) Why is Peter so confident?
33) Why is the plot so incoherent?
34) Why did we pay to see a 2.5 hour trailer?
35) Why was this movie subtitled “Rise of Electro” in some countries, when Goblin was clearly the main villain?
36) Why is Rhino on the movie posters and Blu-Ray/DVD covers when he was in the movie for just ten seconds?
37) Why is the dialogue so awful? It’s seriously laughable sometimes.
38) Why is Peter such a douche?
39) Why do we have two main villains?
40) Why does this movie waste so much potential?
41) Why is this movie made for such shallow audiences?
42) Why is this movie so cheesy?
43) What’s with the tone shifts every five seconds?
44) Why were so many crucial scenes cut?
45) What’s with the DOFP trailer at the end?
46) Why is this movie called “amazing” when it’s clearly not?
47) Who thought this Twilight-inspired, hipster reboot would be a good idea? I’d like to meet that guy and kick him in his tallywacker until he passes out.
48) Why is the movie more focused on setting up future sequels, instead of giving us a compelling, self-contained story here and now?
49) Where is the great power/great responsibility theme?
50) What is this movie about?
51) Why does this movie exist?
Wow, that was kind of fun! I think I’ll do this “51 Questions” thing with all the other Spidey films, too. Heck, I might even make a Part 2 of this one…
Thanks for reading,
Henry