1.You set yourself on fire and yell "Kaioken!" in an attempt to use the Kaioken,and immediately get burned to death.
2. You exercise with tons of weights on your body and tell all your friends that you're trying to turn into a Super Saiyan.
3. You buy 7 large marbles and try to summon Shenron,the Eternal Dragon.
4.You and all of your friends believe that the school bully is Frieza.
5. After getting beat up by the school bully, you tell your friends to just wish you back with the Dragonballs.
6. You tear a pair of glasses in half, paint it green, tape it to one side of an earmuff and wear it over your ear as you walk down the street laughing and pointing at everyone as if they had low power level.
7. When you play Black Ops, you chase down your friends in Multiplayer saying "I'm coming to get you, Kakarot!
8. You tell everyone that you have a tail and you've had it since birth.
9. When you go to the gym you ask the Trainer where the Gravity Machine is.
10. You buy a 10 lb. bag of Jellybeans thinking you're getting a good deal on Senzu Beans.
11. You dye your hair purple and buy a Broadsword thinking you're Trunks (strangely, I have the feeling that some people do this...).
12. Whenever you have to go somewhere you always jump into the air repeatedly thinking you can fly there.
13. You think that getting sent to detention means being sucked into the Deadzone.
14. You believe that New York City is actually East City.
15. You think that the Hawaiian holiday King Kamehamea Day is a day where everyone is taught the Kamehamea or practices it.
16, When you lose a fight so you and a friend do the fusion dance to become stronger.
17, When you get in a fight and start yelling the names of your attacks.
18, When you use the over 9000 quote to everyone you see.
19, You aren't scared of guns, because you know bullets will only tickle you.
20, You randomly quote Dragon Ball characters, even if no-one around you will get the reference.
21, You scream KAAAAMEEEEHHAAAMEEEHAAAAA!!!! when you do Ryu's Super Hadoken im Marvel vs. Capcom 3.
22, When you spend 9 episodes charging your energy before you start fighting.