Krillin: Um… excuse me Launch
Launch: Yes, Krillin
Krillin: We would like to show you to someone.
Launch: Who
Goku: The Great Master Roshi
Launch: Who’s he
Krillin: He’s a great martial arts teacher
Launch: Okay
Goku: Ok then. Let’s get on my motorcycle
They all head over to Goku’s Motorcycle they all try to get on it but only two
people can ride on it.
Krillin: How about I Drive the motorcycle Launch sits behind me and you dive on
that one wheeled thing Goku
Goku: I’ve never driven on that thing before and Launch can you drive it.
Launch: No, I can’t remember how, but my evil state can but you don’t wanna see
my evil state
Goku: Ok then. (Laughs nervously) Well Krillin can you drive that one wheeled
thing?
Krillin: Wha…but…uh, yes
Goku: Then it’s settled Krillin rides that, I drive this, and launch, hang on
Launch gets on the back of Goku’s motorcycle and Krillin gets on the one wheeled
motorcycle. They drive towards Master Roshi’s house. As they are driving, they
see a car speeding right toward them. There is a Man woman and Baby. Goku
Krillin and Launch move out of the way. The people in the car are screaming.
Goku chases down the car.
Man in car: please help us NO BRAKES!!!!
Goku: I’ll help you
Goku Jumps infront of the truck puts his hand out and stops the car.
Woman in car: Thank you so much. How did you stop the car?
Goku: That’s not important. Why were you guys screaming?
Man in Car: Cause we had no brakes.
Goku: but if you had no brakes why were you going so fast?
Man in Car: well we were at our house in a small village about 50 miles back.
Then the InoShikaCho came to our village and attacked us.
Goku: What’s an InoShikaCho?
Man in Car: You haven’t heard of the InoShikaCho? You must have forgotten about
him.
Woman in car: No dear, he must not have heard of it before he would’ve known
what it was when we mentioned it.
Man: Well, It looks like a huge wildebeest that’s hair is purple. It has Antlers
like a moose that are as sharp as a shark’s sharpest tooth.
Goku: What is the name of your village?
Woman in Car: Anzen'na basho
Goku: got it
Goku flies off to the city. He land in the middle of the town. It is like there
was an earthquake. Everything was torn down and a lot of stuff was on fire. A
man runs out of the smoke.
Man: Nū wa watashi-tachi o kōgeki! Nū wa watashi-tachi o kōgeki!!!
Goku: I don’t speak whatever language you are speaking
The man runs past Goku. A black figure is seen in the smoke. Once the figure
gets out of the smoke you see a huge wildebeest that’s hair is purple. It has
antlers like a moose that are as sharp as a shark’s sharpest tooth. The
InoShikaCho. It charged toward Goku. Goku flipped over it and got in a defending
stance.
Goku: Hope this doesn’t keep up.
It happens about four more times and the last time right before Goku could
destroy it, an energy beam came flying past him and hit the InoShikaCho. The
InoShikaCho was wounded slightly but he charged for Goku but out of nowhere a
bald man and a little boy came out of nowhere and killed the InoShikaCho with
one blast
Bald Man: Hmph…that should do it
Little boy: Yeah
Goku: Who are you?
Bald Man: I am Tien and this is-
Little boy: Chiaotzu
Launch Good Anne Hathaway


Launch Bad Megan Fox
Krillin Shaobo Qin
Piccolo Jr.