Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Christopher Nolan vs Steven Spielberg

Rockerdude's Rap Battles: Christopher Nolan vs Steven Spielberg

A battle of directors! New School vs. Old School! Christopher Nolan faces off with Steven Spielberg to determine who makes the better movies. Who wins? You decide!

By rockerdude22 - Mar 10, 2014 12:03 PM EST
Filed Under: Fan Fic



Christopher Nolan:
When it comes to making films, I’m the world’s best director
So take some notes, Steve, or better yet, surrender
I crafted a billion dollar trilogy, what have you recently done?
The only thing is when you ruined E.T. by editing out all of the guns
Here’s a list of reasons why you suck, oh wait, you have dyslexia
My rhymes will blow your mind, and give you Insomnia
You’re just has been-hack who’s lost his time in the spotlight
You made a movie about horses, and I made the Dark Knight



Steven Spielberg:
You’re the world’s best director? Not according to Empire Magazine
I’m the one who puts the greatest blockbusters on the silver screen
Battling with you is a Close Encounter of the Bitch Kind
People love my movies so much, they always play them over and rewind
I’m an idol among filmmakers, so many have been influenced by me
While all your boring movies are making people fall asleep
Not only that, but they always leave audiences feeling lost and confused
You need to sharpen your skills, so go back to film school



Christopher Nolan:
I’ve created a mass Following, and my star will continue to rise
While your’s is now fading, and it will soon meet its demise
I am one film director who no one should ever cross
Now I’ll hand your ass over as a Memento of your loss



Steven Spielberg:
Why so serious? Don’t you know how to have any fun?
I got multiple Best Director awards, and you have none
I’ve created a filmmaking legacy, you’re just Hollywood’s biggest joke
Spielberg wins! Cut the cameras! That’s a wrap, folks!

Who won? You decide!

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Fun fact: I originally was going to put Nolan against Joss Whedon, but I wanted to do a battle with Spielberg, and I figured he was a better opponent for Nolan. I still would like to do a battle with Joss, though. I'm thinking of putting him with George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, or James Cameron. Not sure who, though. If anybody has any other ideas of who I should put Joss against (or any other ideas for battles), feel free to comment them below!
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Pasto
Pasto - 3/10/2014, 12:43 PM
Ok, not trying to be a douche-bag. Trying to say this as respectful as possible, but you need to let this series die. Create something new and exuberant.
l0rdleg0las
l0rdleg0las - 3/10/2014, 12:48 PM
in a battle between the 2. Spielberg shits out better stuff than Nolan creates.
rockerdude22
rockerdude22 - 3/10/2014, 12:51 PM
@Pasto I respect what you're saying, but as long as I enjoy doing these (and there are people who enjoy them), I'm going to keep doing them.
MrReese
MrReese - 3/10/2014, 1:03 PM
Spielberg won.

Nolan is better tho. XD
Pasto
Pasto - 3/10/2014, 1:18 PM
rocker
If thats the case, then keep on keeping on. Don't let me stop you do awesome stuff.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/10/2014, 3:45 PM
YOUR joking right?

Nolan wishes he was half what Spielberg is...

Not even in the same league, especially after fricking RISES ; D
TheHero
TheHero - 3/10/2014, 3:54 PM
Do Lucas vs Whedon. That would be interesting.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 3/10/2014, 4:08 PM
^ That would be interesting ;)
MrCameron
MrCameron - 3/10/2014, 5:10 PM
Do Abrams vs Whedon, since they fill a similar niche (directors with a lot of geek cred)
l0rdleg0las
l0rdleg0las - 3/11/2014, 11:10 AM
Lucas vs Whedon is difficult to imagine. If you do it current than Whedon wins without question. Lucas hasn't made anything great in decades. If you do in their primes it becomes much more interesting
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