Christopher Nolan:
When it comes to making films, I’m the world’s best director
So take some notes, Steve, or better yet, surrender
I crafted a billion dollar trilogy, what have you recently done?
The only thing is when you ruined E.T. by editing out all of the guns
Here’s a list of reasons why you suck, oh wait, you have dyslexia
My rhymes will blow your mind, and give you Insomnia
You’re just has been-hack who’s lost his time in the spotlight
You made a movie about horses, and I made the Dark Knight
Steven Spielberg:
You’re the world’s best director? Not according to Empire Magazine
I’m the one who puts the greatest blockbusters on the silver screen
Battling with you is a Close Encounter of the Bitch Kind
People love my movies so much, they always play them over and rewind
I’m an idol among filmmakers, so many have been influenced by me
While all your boring movies are making people fall asleep
Not only that, but they always leave audiences feeling lost and confused
You need to sharpen your skills, so go back to film school
Christopher Nolan:
I’ve created a mass Following, and my star will continue to rise
While your’s is now fading, and it will soon meet its demise
I am one film director who no one should ever cross
Now I’ll hand your ass over as a Memento of your loss
Steven Spielberg:
Why so serious? Don’t you know how to have any fun?
I got multiple Best Director awards, and you have none
I’ve created a filmmaking legacy, you’re just Hollywood’s biggest joke
Spielberg wins! Cut the cameras! That’s a wrap, folks!
Who won? You decide!
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Fun fact: I originally was going to put Nolan against Joss Whedon, but I wanted to do a battle with Spielberg, and I figured he was a better opponent for Nolan. I still would like to do a battle with Joss, though. I'm thinking of putting him with George Lucas, J.J. Abrams, or James Cameron. Not sure who, though. If anybody has any other ideas of who I should put Joss against (or any other ideas for battles), feel free to comment them below!