Three Rings for the Kree under the sky,
Seven for the Asgardians in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Mutants doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of CBM where the Fanboys lie.
One Fan Cast to rule them all, One Fan Cast to find them,
One Fan Cast to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of CBM where the Fanboys lie.
Frodo Baggins: Spider-Man
Samwise Gamgee: Iceman
Meriadoc Brandybuck: Daredevil
Peregrin Took: Human Torch
Gimli: The Thing
Legolas: Hawkeye
Boromir: Iron Man
Aragorn: Captain America
Gandalf: Professor X
Bilbo Baggins: Beast
Tom Bombadil: Doctor Strange
Treebeard: Black Panther
Lord Celeborn: Mister Fantastic
Lady Galadriel: Invisible Woman
Elrond: Nick Fury
Arwen: Black Widow
Denethor: Hank Pym
Faramir: Cyclops
Theoden: Odin
Eomer: Thor
Eowyn: Lady Sif
Balrog: Fin Fang Foom
Mouth of Sauron: Red Skull
Witch-king of Angmar: Doctor Doom
Grima Wormtongue: Loki
Saruman: Magneto
Gollum: Venom
Sauron: Thanos