CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER Tricked Me

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER Tricked Me

Read my personal tale of woe when watching Captain America: The Winter Soldier.

Editorial Opinion
By Doughdzm - Apr 14, 2014 03:04 PM EST
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Source: The Flaming Unicorn
Yes indeed ! So there I was in a movie theater at 1am drunk watching TWS. As I slowly started to find myself in the unenviable position of gulping down a 32oz bud light. As I went to the urinal there it was. "Dough, Dough, Come back Dough..... I held a piss for 45minutes man. 45 minutes just not to miss a second of action. As I went to finally relieve myself. The Unicorn told me "man you know you missed the best part"..... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo............... So the next day I had to bring my hungover self back to the theater for a bit of revenge. The Unicorn told me "hey buddy you may be wrong but you may have been right". The Unicorn speaks in such parables sometimes that I dont even know what he is talking about. So it took me to a few of my theories that I had about Ultron. First was the Nick fury angl. And then Pierce. And then finally I dont know what the hell is going on. So without further delay Lets get busy.

So my initial thought was Nick Fury may have been the A.I. base for Ultron. And now UI dont think that to be the case. Nick Fury in the movie was fairly the Sam Jackson I have grown to know. He was brash and strong with a few zingers . He was badass thoroughly from when he was rolling tough in the truck to him getting his Pulp Fiction on at the end. I thought they really wanted to show off Fury as a super spy and him being a few steps ahead of what is going on. I dont know much about where the Universe is going but I believe they may have opened up a can of worms and possibly set up S.W.O.R.D. or some variation of SHIELD to come into play. For all I know this could just set the Avengers up as being the defense organization. But that could be a real plot device for Hulk to get Hulk vs. the world. (not World War Hulk). They have alot of room now to go in several directions. I will save a few theories for a later article.....

Now on to Pierce. I never saw the HYDRA angle on Pierce. Robert Redford is one of my favorite actors of all time and he did not disappoint. The Pierce angle I thought was more for the show than an actual fit in the movie. As I thought about it the only thing relative that only Pierce could have done was his connection to Fury. Aside from the Fury angle he wasnt really an integral piece to the movie. What I mean is the part that was played in the movie could have been any SHIELD agent and Pierce wasnt really necessary. Truthfully Rumlow could have did that part if they really wanted to show something and not give away Pierce just yet. I couldnt feel connected to Pierce because of this although he was at the top. If we didnt have the SHIELD show. It would've been difficult to understand how deep things actually went. Now I dont know about you all but that part really was almost identical to Star Wars the clone wars and order 66. Almost to the letter (way to go Sammy) . But my mistake was that I thought Pierce could've and would've been more... Silly me

And finally I come to the What the hell moment of the day. I was wrong on Ultron being the A.I. of Fury or Pierce. But that same theory was Arnim Zola to the nail. I was unaware of Zolas formula but now that could leave room for the creation Ultron. Also what does Von Strucker have going on here. He had the Witch looking demonic as all get out and Quicksilver looking like a schizo in a bad Stallone movie. Even with assistance fron the Unicorn I cannot imagine a logical scenario for them to have a valuable role in AoU. There must be a connection to Lokis sceptre. Maybe his sceptre touches Jarvis and he is imbued with the essence of the Red Skull. I mean really it's hard to come up with the Ultron theory after Cap basically just ruined alot of intel. But I would say its safe to say Jarvis,the sceptre, and Zola must have a role in his creation. The voice of Jarvis will be Visions voice, the sceptre can change people and Zola does have the formula for catching possible super powers. Also could Wanda give us the prelude to Dr.Strange. I guess we have to find out when we watch Guardians of the Galaxy. Cause this user for the moment is lost... Also before I go do something cool such as get back to work or trolling the latest celebrity sex-tape. Captain America was a pretty good film. Worth the watch and action packed as well as exciting. The Falon wasnt just the angry black side-kick and Redford did his thing. As a fan who or better yet How can you not be pleased with this film. It was dope. I digress sound off in the usual below
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Pasto
Pasto - 4/14/2014, 3:30 PM
You will always have a fan in me. You've earned my respect and then some.

Bravo sir.

Bravo.
Bearjew
Bearjew - 4/14/2014, 3:33 PM
Peirce wasn't totally integral, but they made him integral, he was head of the world security council, best friends with Fury and.... well that's pretty much it. But Crossbones is going to be bad ass in a sequel
Lhornbk
Lhornbk - 4/14/2014, 3:35 PM
Well, at least this movie got you to admit you're lost. I had that figured out after the first "unicorn" article. Lol. How exactly could the sceptre have anything to do with creating Ultron? So far, we've seen the sceptre do two things-put people under some kind of mind control and shoot off energy blasts (I think a lot of people forget that Loki used it to shoot people and vehicles.) But, we only saw Loki use it, so it's not known if he had some kind of special telepathic way of controlling the sceptre or if anyone could use it that way. And even if others can use it, if Von Strucker used it to control the twins (if he has control of them, why put them in cells?), how would that have anything to do with building Ultron? What, is Hydra gonna use it to force Stark or someone else to build a robot? Use it to take control of Jarvis? The sceptre didn't even work hitting Tony's chest piece, so I doubt it works on machines. And how would the sceptre have the essence of Red Skull? The Red Skull never had the sceptre, Loki did.

I do think that Zola's threat algorithm might have something to do with Ultron. Maybe, although I wouldn't bet money on it. Oh, and Zola's algorithm was used to detect threats to Hydra. It didn't necessarily have anything to do with finding people with superpowers, just people whose intelligence or abilities or personalities could become a threat to Hydra.
Doughdzm
Doughdzm - 4/14/2014, 4:04 PM
@Lhornbk The sceptre is a piece of the Tesseract. The point about the Skull is his essence was taken by the Tesseract. In the comics the Skulls conscious is outside of his body that is why that makes sense for Loki also the Widow used the sceptre to stop the tesseract. So essentially the sceptre is the missing piece of the Tesseract on Earth. Secondly he said the twins were volunteers keep that in mind
Doughdzm
Doughdzm - 4/14/2014, 4:07 PM
@Praetorian they couldve alternated Pierce with anyone. It wasnt necessary asides from him being the head of the council but, it never went in depth as far as the power of the council and defferring to Fury to handle the work. Crossbones was badass though. But if they swapped Pierce you wouldnt notice
Abary
Abary - 4/14/2014, 4:10 PM
The reason I clicked on this article is because I misread it and thought that you said that Cap tickled you... so I started laughing.
sikwon
sikwon - 4/14/2014, 4:14 PM
@doughdzm...he's a Nazi. Volunteer means something entirely different to him.
EpitomeofAwesome
EpitomeofAwesome - 4/14/2014, 6:18 PM
@Abary
Lol man, same
McGee
McGee - 4/14/2014, 8:11 PM
Bearjew
Bearjew - 4/14/2014, 11:08 PM
Dude I cannot wait for AoU. I'm gonna cum in my pants when Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver show up, well maybe I should just make a list of anticipated jism moments.
.QS and SW vs the Avengers
.Hawkeye's new tunic.
.Ultron shows up.
.Thor's badass return.
.Hulk vs Hulkbuster Iron Man
.The Vision
CorndogBurglar
CorndogBurglar - 4/15/2014, 6:44 AM
Stark will create Ultron for the sole purpose of taking Iron Man's place so he can spend more time on his personal life and Pepper.

Ultron will become corrupt, possibly by something that happened with Hydra, or Zola, and he will in turn corrupt JARVIS, creating the Vision. This will force Tony to have to suit up as Iron Man again, and will be his "in" into the movie. Something like that will have to happen considering the way Iron Man 3 ended. Vision will then turn good and help defeat Ultron.
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