Top Five Reasons You Want to Date Zoe Graystone

Top Five Reasons You Want to Date Zoe Graystone

Zoe Graystone (Alessandra Toressani of Caprica) graced the original Caprica posters, with her Eden-esque apple in hand and a look that said “wow, we are all so screwed.” Most of us fell in love on the spot, even before we saw the rest of the show. Now, of course, Caprica is no more, but during its run, it gave us so many, many reasons to tumble for its fetching central figure. Why do we want to date Zoe Graystone? Let us count the ways.

Editorial Opinion
By ComicBookMovie - Dec 19, 2010 12:12 AM EST
Filed Under: Sci-Fi
Source: SciFiMoviePage

1. She’s Smart
Zoe comes from brilliant parents: one a computer mogul, the other a doctor. But she’s not content to rest on those laurels. On her own—and with barely a high school education under her belt—she created the first artificial intelligence in the universe , then set it free in her world’s version of the Internet. Granted, she did so as part of a terrorist plot, and her actions ultimately end up wiping out human civilization, but if you’re going to be a genius, you gotta think big.

2. She’s Sexy
This goes without saying, of course, but Zoe’s sexiness transcends mere good looks. She can rock all manner of styles and still make them appealing. Shy nerdy girl, decked-out clubber, virtual overlord… whatever the outfit, she makes it look good. She even gets mileage out of that clunky proto-Cylon body, seducing an unfortunate lab tech with little more than a synthesized voice chip and a crushingly strong grip. Wear whatever you like, baby. Even if it’s a burlap sack, we know it’s going to turn heads.

3. She’s Powerful
Zoe’s strength comes from a number of sources: her Cylon body is capable of demolishing concrete, her virtual form has proven nigh indestructible, and she actually reformatted an entire section of Caprica’s V-world through sheer force of will (though admittedly, she had a little help from her friends). But more than her power, it’s what she does with it that makes her so desirable. Not only does she save her parents from the depredations of Clarice Willow, but she brings down Willow’s virtual heaven and reinvents herself as “God” in the process. And you thought your girlfriend was tough because she wore leather boots that one time.

4. She’s Rebellious
Like all things Zoe, her typical teenage rebellious streak goes to 11, making her utterly irresistible in the process. Most teenage girls drive their parents nuts. Zoe drives one of them to a suicide attempt… as well as blowing up a train full of people in an unprecedented act of terrorism. And she doesn’t limit her iconoclasm to the real world either: overthrowing the den of iniquity that is New Cap City and remaking it in her own image. We loves us the bad girl, but Zoe is far and away the baddest.

5. She’s a Blast to Hang Out With
In some ways, we mean that quite literally, considering the havoc she wreaks. However, she’s never too busy with all her mayhem to show a fella a good time. Whether it’s a visit to a romantic (virtual ) lake, a trip to a hot (virtual) night club/abattoir , or an impromptu breakout from the (non-virtual) Graystone labs—complete with police escort—this girl knows how to deliver an evening we’ll never forget. Coupled with all her other qualities, it makes her just too delicious to resist. We salute you Zoe Graystone: you ensured that—though Caprica is gone—it will never truly be forgotten.

James O'Ehley has been the webmaster of The Sci-Fi Movie Page (www.scifimoviepage.com), the Web's premier science fiction site, since 1997.


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LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/17/2010, 1:28 PM
She got cancelled! : P

Damn, hopefully the new BSG will make it past season 2!?
lostsoul86
lostsoul86 - 12/19/2010, 1:02 AM
she did look great in leather pants HOT! i was sad to hear caprica was canceled im a huge BSG fan so caprica was a treat but i must admit caprica was a bit slow in movement more drama and not much action hopefully with the new BSG series or mini series they can tie up loose ends with caprica
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/19/2010, 2:09 AM
Yeah CAPRICA was good.. damn its always normally the good ones that get cancelled and all the crap is left on TV!? : (

Saying that, STARGATE UNIVERSE got cancelled too, so I'll take that back ^^^

: D


GR8 @ Stuff G!!!
TheNameIsBetty
TheNameIsBetty - 12/19/2010, 2:42 AM
Wow, not too bad
marvel72
marvel72 - 12/19/2010, 2:56 AM
she looks alright,has she got big tits.
JaySchluffy
JaySchluffy - 12/19/2010, 3:21 AM
Why on earth does this exist!?
Spilox
Spilox - 12/19/2010, 3:21 AM
Stargate universe got cancelled??! WTF!

GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 12/19/2010, 3:34 AM
IS THIS A SIDE OR A FULL BOOB? BECAUSE SHE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A BARBIE DOLL..

lc
lc - 12/19/2010, 3:38 AM
well she looks like a lovely girl
i love her shoes lol
JorEl77
JorEl77 - 12/19/2010, 3:38 AM
I loved Caprica,and I'm still p***ed that it got it cancelled.It got real good in the last 5 episodes,which I watched online.The SyFy Channel just sucks,thats why I don't watch it too much anymore.All they got now is their stupid reality shows and dumb wrestling.They are a part of NBC,so you can see why we are losing our science fiction.I heard the guy that runs the channel or something,I think his name is Mark Stern,doesn't even like the sci-fi genre.So why is he running the channel,there is a lot more to whats going on than what some people know.I say boycott them until hopefully they go out of business.It's bad enough they took away our sci-fi Fridays.I'll still watch Haven & Warehouse 13..online,because apparently they don't count those ratings.So Say We All!!!
Oh yeah,and their version of Being Human,looks dumb as dog s**t too.Stupid.I'd rather watch the British version if I could get it.
JorEl77
JorEl77 - 12/19/2010, 3:42 AM
Oh yeah,and I love me some Alessandra Torresani.She's hot,and has a cool quirky personality.And she's a lot of fun too,she ain't afraid to get nekkid either.Ooohh Yeaaaahhhh!!!
DDD
DDD - 12/19/2010, 5:01 AM
Damm! I really liked that show!
Oh, well looks like Sci-fi on TV is dying!

They put one of my faves, FRINGE on
death-friday and Smallville's ending!
Pretty soon there will be no more
sci-fi on TV!

There goes the neighborhood!

Let's hope they don't kill horror,
altho' I think VAMPIRE DIARIES is
doing that all by themselves. And then
the "Being Human" (USA) is going to
finish it off! Damm, that thing looks
lame!
Xandera
Xandera - 12/19/2010, 5:19 AM
Not too shabby...


@Voices - EWW!
Gutts81
Gutts81 - 12/19/2010, 7:05 AM
@jorel77 HELL YEAH MAN! That show was a grat follow up to BSG and the last 5 episode were amazing and had me more pissed off than depressed that the show was gone. What did you think of that quick wrap up to all the story arcs in the last 5mins of ep18?
Dusk
Dusk - 12/19/2010, 7:55 AM
Ive noticed alot of comic book movie related stuff being ruined because of money issues. Movies, actors, and now I log in to see an article on Main about a mediocre looking chick that needs a tan! I agree with Grif and Intruder on this one.
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/19/2010, 8:07 AM
G @ Damn straight!



...An as for Twilight haha.
Dusk
Dusk - 12/19/2010, 8:19 AM
BTW, someone on another post asked me bout my name. Once again, Twilight is a superhero that I created like 2 years before those wannabe vampire movies came out. Thanks for your time.
GUNSMITH
GUNSMITH - 12/19/2010, 8:23 AM
GALACTUS HAS SPOKEN, HATERS STFU.
WakeUp
WakeUp - 12/19/2010, 8:25 AM
Can she cook?
LEEE777
LEEE777 - 12/19/2010, 8:47 AM
Twilight @ We know dude, good name for a superhero, bad name for a bad vampire movie franchise! : p

wake @ I bet'cha she can use the Microwave lol! ; P
JoshJones
JoshJones - 12/19/2010, 9:28 AM
Well, this is retarded.
KUSlacker
KUSlacker - 12/19/2010, 12:36 PM
loved zoe sad to see it go...didnt know another bsg series was coming out...will have to google
great article thnx

hehe just googled...yeah the new one with adama looks sick
ThaJackaL
ThaJackaL - 12/19/2010, 2:48 PM
She's hot but the show sucked... I'd totally bang her tho.
golden123
golden123 - 12/19/2010, 7:07 PM
was this article nessecary?
dnno1
dnno1 - 12/19/2010, 7:31 PM
I was never interested before and I still don't want to date her now. Even if I were single I wouldn't want to have anything to do with this woman.
croniccris
croniccris - 12/19/2010, 11:40 PM
meh....
ikaiyoo
ikaiyoo - 12/20/2010, 9:41 AM
Just to let you guys know she is shooting some new pilot called "circling the drain"

for those who care.
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