Dakota Johnson Jokes That MADAME WEB Is "Like If A.I. Generated Your Boyfriend's Perfect Movie" On SNL

Dakota Johnson Jokes That MADAME WEB Is "Like If A.I. Generated Your Boyfriend's Perfect Movie" On SNL

Madame Web star Dakota Johnson hosted yesterday evening's episode of Saturday Night Live and came out with a surprisingly apt description of the upcoming Marvel movie. Check out her monologue here...

By JoshWilding - Jan 28, 2024 12:01 PM EST
Filed Under: Madame Web

Dakota Johnson hosted Saturday Night Live yesterday evening and the actress did, of course, make reference to her Madame Web role. In fact, she may have come up with the best description of the upcoming Marvel movie to date!

"I have a new movie coming out. It's called Madame Web," the Fifty Shades of Grey star said. "It is in the Marvel Universe and it also stars Sydney Sweeney. So, it's kind of like if A.I. generated your boyfriend's perfect movie."

In all honesty, if a lot of guys could create their ideal superhero movie, it probably would entail Sweeney wearing spandex! 

There hasn't been a huge amount of excitement among fans for Madame Web, largely due to the bad taste both Venom and Morbius left in their mouths. The former was a box office hit, regardless, but this movie is tracking more like the latter (with a projected $25 million opening weekend).

"I’ve never really done a movie where you are on a blue screen, and there’s fake explosions going off, and someone’s going, 'Explosion!' and you act like there’s an explosion," Johnson recently said of her Madame Web role. "That to me was absolutely psychotic."

"I was like, 'I don't know if this is going to be good at all! I hope that I did an OK job!' But I trusted [SJ Clarkson]. She works so hard, and she has not taken her eyes off this movie since we started."

Check out her SNL monologue in the X posts below.

Meanwhile, in another universe...In a switch from the typical genre, Madame Web tells the standalone origin story of one of Marvel publishing's most enigmatic heroines.

The suspense-driven thriller stars Dakota Johnson as Cassandra Webb, a paramedic in Manhattan who may have clairvoyant abilities. Forced to confront revelations about her past, she forges a relationship with three young women destined for powerful futures...if they can all survive a deadly present.

SJ Clarkson directs from a screenplay she wrote with Claire Parker. Morbius scribes Matt Sazama & Burk Sharpless are also expected to be credited for their work on the script, though it's currently unclear which draft they wrote. The movie's confirmed cast members include Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Celeste O’Connor, Isabela Merced, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, Emma Roberts, and Adam Scott.

Madame Web arrives in theaters worldwide on February 14.

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OptimusCrime
OptimusCrime - 1/28/2024, 12:43 PM
But... i dont have a boyfriend..

And i HATE A.I.
AzorAhai
AzorAhai - 1/28/2024, 2:29 PM
@OptimusCrime - I hate Brian Singer, but Days of the Future Past was quite enjoyable.
JustAWaffle
JustAWaffle - 1/28/2024, 12:48 PM
SpaceAgent
SpaceAgent - 1/28/2024, 12:58 PM
@JustAWaffle -
Kindzadza147
Kindzadza147 - 1/28/2024, 12:58 PM
At least they are fully aware it's gonna be shit of massive proportions, kudos for that. Not that it will get anyone to theatres, but shill...
DocSpock
DocSpock - 1/28/2024, 1:02 PM


Just like the Flash, this will be the greatest CBM ever made.
lazlodaytona
lazlodaytona - 1/28/2024, 1:20 PM

She's sturdy. I want to climb her.




Alucard28
Alucard28 - 1/28/2024, 1:31 PM
That's probably the prompt that Sony used for the script of this movie. Looks really bad.
marvel72
marvel72 - 1/28/2024, 1:48 PM
Don't underestimate the power of Spider-Man fans, this won't do great but better than what most are expecting.
MaxPaint
MaxPaint - 1/28/2024, 2:17 PM
Great way to promote your movie.
ObserverIO
ObserverIO - 1/28/2024, 2:28 PM
"It is in the Marvel Universe"

You hear this shit Bob Iger? On SNL she says this.

Can you afford to let Sony continue to damage the already faltering reputation of Marvel any further?
This is the worst time to let the Spider-Man rights run around out there like this. Next year is gonna be the last bullet in the MCU's back.
marvel72
marvel72 - 1/28/2024, 2:41 PM
@ObserverIO - Well they can't afford to buy the rights back, Sony would want too much for them.

So I guess we'll just have to put up with them.
ObserverIO
ObserverIO - 1/28/2024, 3:09 PM
@marvel72 - I don't think they can afford not to.

But you're right. Sony look at the billions that their MCU movies are making and won't settle for anything less than 6 billion.

But if Iger made it rain 3 billion in cash and threw in some classy naked whores, jumping up and down holding balloons? I think they'd take it. Quick cash and Spider-man is home for good.
marvel72
marvel72 - 1/28/2024, 3:21 PM
@ObserverIO - Sony paid $7 Million for the Spider-Man rights in 1999,if you adjust for inflation $12.6 Million in today's money.

They definitely got their money back from that investment.

How much are they actually worth? Got to be Billions.
abd00bie
abd00bie - 1/28/2024, 7:23 PM
@ObserverIO - Where is the lie? It is in the Marvel Universe, just not the MCU lol
ObserverIO
ObserverIO - 1/29/2024, 3:48 AM
@abd00bie - Yeah, she didn't lie per se. But average movie goers don't think too much about specific universes. She says it's in the Marvel Universe and to them that translates as MCU.
SATW42
SATW42 - 1/29/2024, 8:45 AM
@ObserverIO - technically Sony is the MCU now, for better or worse, thanks to Venom hopping back and forth in post credit scenes, vulture showing up in Morbius, and of course all of Spider-Man no way home.
MisterDoctor217
MisterDoctor217 - 1/28/2024, 3:01 PM
She deserved a better role and movie
GeneralChaos
GeneralChaos - 1/28/2024, 3:23 PM
Keep telling the misleading lie that it's in the Marvel Universe and that this is anyone's ideal movie.
SATW42
SATW42 - 1/29/2024, 8:47 AM
@GeneralChaos - technically Sony is the MCU now, for better or worse, thanks to Venom hopping back and forth in post credit scenes, vulture showing up in Morbius, and of course all of Spider-Man no way home. Deadpool 3 is going to make the Fox X-men movies part of the MCU. It's literally all the MCU now.
GeneralChaos
GeneralChaos - 1/29/2024, 11:18 AM
@SATW42 - It's really not. Marvel decides what's in the MCU, not Morbius or Sony or Madame Web or Venom. Everything is Sony's wishful thinking but until they show up in an MCU project that isn't Spiderman then it's all just Sony trying to create their Spiderverse.
SATW42
SATW42 - 1/29/2024, 1:53 PM
@GeneralChaos - I mean does Dr. Strange interacting with Sony villains not count because it was a spiderman movie?

I don't really care either way, I'm just saying, previously exclusively Sony characters are now canon to the MCU, making them MCU canon. It's not that hard
GeneralChaos
GeneralChaos - 1/29/2024, 2:09 PM
@SATW42 - It counts because Marvel produces the Spiderman films and they should decide what is in their MCU, I think. Morbius meeting with Vulture may connect Morbius to the MCU but like Agents of Shield, Marvel can decide just to ignore that.
grif
grif - 1/28/2024, 3:54 PM
2 terrible things
marvel72
marvel72 - 1/28/2024, 4:43 PM
@grif -

And two great things

Matador
Matador - 1/29/2024, 9:36 AM
@marvel72 - That 2 won't be in the movie
NathimusPrime
NathimusPrime - 1/28/2024, 4:44 PM
Surprisingly honest.
BritishMonkey
BritishMonkey - 1/28/2024, 5:15 PM
That's [frick]ing horrible. That doesn't sell the film any better.
LSHF
LSHF - 1/28/2024, 9:48 PM
I'm just looking forward to seeing a few cool scenes (the movie is bound to have at least a few of those) and Sydney. I haven't seen her work, but she's great to look at.
BlackStar25
BlackStar25 - 1/29/2024, 11:05 AM
What is the budget on this film? No way this should be more than 100 million right? Should be closer to 50 at least.

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