The Golden One reviews: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2

The Golden One reviews: THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2

The Golden One is here! My review of Sony's Amazing Spider-Man 2! Spoilers!

Review Opinion
By GoldenOne33 - May 02, 2014 02:05 PM EST
Well I went to catch a matanee of the Amazing Spider-man 2! 

Here are my Pros and Cons on the movie!

Pros: 1. The Untold Story was the best part of the movie. probably the best indepth Story in any Spider-man movie!

2. Peter and Gwen . They were the movie! The acting and chemistry between them was great!

3.Dane Dehaan, the best actor out of all of hem! Dane brought an intensity to the movie! Which made it more believable.

Cons: 1. The writing was terrible. It was elementary, I could not believe the dialogue. It was like they were spelling things out for you! it was worst than Goyer's! They made this movie for kids!

2. Spider-man didn't have enough jokes! And when he said them, they were'n funny! i like the Horse line when he was talking to the cop, but the "Your a God and you name is Sparkles!" Was not funny and it was rushed! Spidey had the equivalent of jokes that Tobey had in Spider-man 2 ! 1 or 2 to none! (Here's your change!!!) Heh. Heh. Ridiculous!

3.Jaime Foxx/Electro was by far the weakest villian in CBM History second to the Mandarin! Electro was mentally disturbed, but his story was rushed to get to what? no motive? A villian that just wants to be someone's friend? The Riddler in Batman and Robin was tougher than Electro! Electro gets aroused because Harry Osborn says he needs him? What is this Homo erotic stuff! Now Electro can do bad because he has friend now? What Spider-man villian you know does that? They made Electro weaker than i thought! Weaker than all of us imagined! Jaime just names himself Electro? I guess because it sounds cool. And who the hell is this Nazi  Dr Kafka? I was waiting for him to say Hail Hydra! He was unexceptable and unnessarily cartoony!  I thought to myself like, Is this a joke? The scene should have been all Electro being badass and intense! That scene should have been intense to  show the true madness of Electro, but this stupid Doctor was overshadowing Electro in the scene with his stupid accent! It was ridiculous! Wasted opportunity! Dr Kafka Batman and Robined the movie for sure! He just should have been a regular doctor doing his job. That should have been Electro's time!

4. The Directing,Producing and Writing: First off I didn't like the last Star Trek movie it was goofy as far as dialogue and characters, in a Star Trek movie? But Kurtzman and Orci said they were Spider-man fans, so I felt they would get this right! I remeber in an interview that kurtzman said that he liked goofyiness in movies and that he didn't see anything wrong with it. He liked goofy characters. When I heard that interview I was like UH OH! Max Dillion was Goofy and Rhino was goofy, but I did like the Rhino's suit! But kurtzman and Orc'si comdey is not funny! Their comedy is more like Spaceballs kind of feel, not literally, but in that area and it's dated and childish. Now to the action! 2 action set pieces in a 2h 22min Spider-man movie? Really? And they are both 6 mintues a piece? Well 4 set pieces the beginning with Alexi and the last secene with the Rhino, but all were like 6 minutes? In a Superhero movie? Is my grandmither making this movie? In an Avengers era of superhero movies you do that? And you are trying  to keep up with the Avengers? That's laughable! Some one needs to tell Avi Arad that he's not in the early 2000's where that stuff got a pass! it's a new era! With movies like Cap 2  and Avengers, there should be no superhero even remotely compared to Batman and Robin or Joel Schumacer. Lazy writing and lazy producing to keep the rights and putting all your efforts and strength in promoting, instead of making a great film.

And as for Marc Webb, he can director actors but he cannot director Superhero movies! The pacing and the cuts in the movie were like musical chairs, right when you think you have a seat and you are going to rest in a scene, it moves to another scene. And speaking of music! IT WAS IN EVERY SCENE!!! THEMUSIC KILLED THE TIME SQUARE SCENE!!! I WAS LIKE TURN IT OFF!!! LET THE SCENE SPEAK FOR ITSELF!!! ELECTRO'S THEME WAS TERRIBLE AN ANNOYING!!! I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY IT THAT MUCH!!! MARC WEBB ONLY KNOWS HOW TO DIRECT MUSIC VIDEOS AND IT SHOWS!!! AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE POWER PLANT FIGHT WITH THE MUSIC! WHEN SPIDEY SAID I HATE THAT SONG! I SAID ME TOO!!! IN THE THEATER!  This movie should have been just about the Osborns and The untold story!Electro was not needed! Harry arc was more interesting as a whole than Electro's! Electro didn't even have a story! Ha! ha! This move just should have been a Hero vs villian movie that it then would have had more time with the action set pieces.

5. Gwen's death: Every body was saying Oh the third act is so intense! Well, what movie were they watching?! Yeah I guess compared to the whole entire movie! Ha!Ha!Ha! Yeah the movie is good because the finale is little bit better than the movie? Man you guys standards are low! Sony rather push the Sinister Six, then to delicately tell the Death of Gwen stacy arc? By having her die and Peter does not shed one tear after he holds her, where he is at the grave site TWICE!!! AND HE DOESN'T SHED A TEAR WHEN HE IS AROUND AUNT MAY AND CONTEMPLATING ABOUT HER AND HOLDING THE MASK? MARC WEBB YOU FAILED!!!   SHED A TEAR PETER! YOU SHED A TEAR ABOUT YOUR PARENTS IN TASM 1 BUT NOT  ABOUT GWEN YOUR TRUE LOVE?!! UNEXCEPTABLE! I trusted Marc webb to make this an emotional arc. the producers got in his ear and said no art house movies, no emo Peter, no crying. We want fun and to move on and forget about it! Let's get to the sinister six! Sony is all about money! No talent hacks!

In Conclusion: I know Sony knows about the bad reviews and if it keeps getting worse someone is going to get fired! Probably Avi Arad is the oldest Dog that needs to be put down! And the executive producers are going to get a lashing! Hopefully by the fans! But I feel that if they  just kept the tone of Tasm 1 in this move, just with more of a bigger budget and blockbusters scope than it would have been a remarkable Spider-man movie! I liked Spide-man's  natural delivery of his jokes in Tasm 1 then this movie. They should have kept that delivery in this movie. I am not onboard with this franchise anymore, after this I don't want to see part 3! Spider-man has turned into Wolverine now! Too many Hit and misses to get him right and it is taking entirely too long! I give up!

I give Amazing Spider-man 2 6/10

PS: I had a bet on this site that certain things would happen in this movie: Felicia Hardy, Adrian Toomes, Mary Jane, Norman/Green Goblin wakes up and he kills Gwen. I only needed one right to win the bet! I won the bet because Felicia Hardy was in the movie. But I wished I was right about my predictions, not to win the bet, but to make this movie actually be better. I am officially on Marvel/Disney side and will not stray away again! i didn't think i would be saying this but, I HOPE THE RIGHTS REVERT BACK TO MARVEL

This is the Goldem One

Sray.... (Crying)....Stay Golden Guys
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Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/2/2014, 2:20 PM
This... isn't... news.
ProfessorX
ProfessorX - 5/2/2014, 2:22 PM
Nice review. I gave it 6/10 as well.
YeezusWept
YeezusWept - 5/2/2014, 2:23 PM
remembertheking
remembertheking - 5/2/2014, 2:33 PM
meh review. we have read enough of them. this movie is still watchable and fun. and also other reviews comparing it to Batman and Robin is just plain ridiculous.
Batman52
Batman52 - 5/2/2014, 2:33 PM
I get everything you saying, but come on bro "peter does not shed one tear after he hold her". He was crying in mostly the whole movie including the part when Gwen Stacy died. That being said I'll give this movie a 7.5/10. Yeah it wasn't perfect, but at least they change the story up a little and not make the same movie three times in a row like Sam Rami's Spider-man triology (even though I love Spider-man 1 and 2).
AmazingSpiderFan2
AmazingSpiderFan2 - 5/2/2014, 2:34 PM
Dafuq did I just read?
Batman52
Batman52 - 5/2/2014, 2:35 PM
@remembertheking agreed nothing would be worse than that piece of trash.
Indy
Indy - 5/2/2014, 2:35 PM
wow I am shocked you didn't like this movie all that much. I agree on the Dr. Kafka scene is just bad but I also hate it on the fact they ruin the character. she not a dude or crazy mad scientist she a Psychologist. Peter didn't cry when Gwen died I didn't notice that but might explain why I didn't get as emotional watching that scene.
I give the movie a 3 out of 5. I enjoy it.
my list and "opinion"
1 Spider-man (personal favorite)
2 spider-man 2 (Its amazing nuff said)
3 Spider-man 3(not the best but it is fun and it least tried to be about something forgiveness and revenge and clock tower in the church scene was straight out of the comics)
4 TASM 2
5 ASM
Starfox
Starfox - 5/2/2014, 2:45 PM
Nice Review GoldenOne!

AWESOME x AWESOME =EQUAALLLLLSSS...

..not this movie.
Starfox
Starfox - 5/2/2014, 2:51 PM
@GoldenOne LOL!

I agree with you, I wish the rights went back to Marvel. I don't think Feige would have ever allowed this Train Wreck to happen haha
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 5/2/2014, 3:10 PM
Yeah, I take NO STOCK in Golden's opinion...
JoeMomma29
JoeMomma29 - 5/2/2014, 3:21 PM
6 out of 10 is about right.

@ Merc

Than why comment on this review?
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 5/2/2014, 3:22 PM
@antoine

I didn't see anyone trashing the review itself...

But if they were to trash it, here are some reasons why:

Terrible, terrible grammar, spelling, and sentence structure. A fifth grade English teacher would've smacked him.
Use of Cap Locks when not required, and lack of Cap Locks when required.
General butthurt quality of the review...
Overall, a poor piece of writing.

But hey, it's just a review that no one will take seriously.
Emblemmaniac
Emblemmaniac - 5/2/2014, 3:22 PM
Just out of courious question Goldenone33

If you disslike the movie, then why are you giving the movie a 6/10? (isn't that a score for movie you think is just okay but good enough to watch?)
MercwithMouth
MercwithMouth - 5/2/2014, 3:23 PM
@Joe

Meh, felt like it. No different than 90% of the users on the site. You know that.
CherryBomb
CherryBomb - 5/2/2014, 3:29 PM
You liar :P you never said you needed "one" to win.
You said all of them.
And was Mary Jane there? NO
Mercwitham0uth
Mercwitham0uth - 5/2/2014, 3:44 PM
It's decided I'm waiting until a blu-ray quality of this film hits the torrents. Then I'll decide if I want to buy it on Blu-Ray.
SpiderFraud
SpiderFraud - 5/2/2014, 3:55 PM
Still hyped for this movie regardless, nice review.
Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/2/2014, 6:15 PM
@Goldenone, even though Marvel has done a fine job with other movies doesn't mean they can never disappoint. Iron Man 2 and 3 and thor 1 were kind of meh. They were enjoyable but not perfect.
Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/2/2014, 6:16 PM
And again... this isn't news.
Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/2/2014, 6:32 PM
@AlphaAndDecima, what did you write that made him delete it?
Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/2/2014, 7:01 PM
@GoldenOne33 erm... do you know what 'main' is?
bobevanz
bobevanz - 5/2/2014, 7:46 PM
Aside from the dialogue this movie was great. Scratch that, the ending song [frick]ing sucked! And that air traffic control scene was filler. Other than those 3 it was amazing. What an enotionally charged movie. 8/10
knocturnal
knocturnal - 5/3/2014, 2:08 AM
Think u lost that bet, she never said her name was felicia hardy just Felicia but anyway i enjoyed the movie, effects were good so was the score, it felt like a comic book movie unlike CATWS, glad i didnt spoil that last scene with Gwen for myself by reading reviews cuz wow that was great, everyone in the theater gasped. Movie did seem long and dragged on a bit like CATWS but the 3rd act was great, Dehann was great also, Garfield sucks at comedy all his jokes were forced and not funny at all. I agree about the nazi scientist, totally wasted that scene. I give it 7/10 3rd act action was awesome in 3D
Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/3/2014, 4:01 AM
The plane scene was necessary because peter's parents died in a plane crash in the comics. so it did have something to do with spider-man.
Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/3/2014, 4:35 AM
Even Iron man 3 had a doomed plane scene
sameoldthing
sameoldthing - 5/3/2014, 5:50 AM
-Well now,the movie has been seen. I know that it's better than the first..not by much.
-The action/fights & the effects used to make them were terrific. His swinging around was the best yet.
-Spidey suit was great of course but Electro looked & sounded very cool.
-Gwen dying was expected but executed very well..that single web shot out & then it's tendrils spread out reaching for Gwen with a small finger like hand..excellent.
-The web snagging her but just a mili-second too late,the delayed thin drip of blood from her nose. Perfect.
-Peters reaction to her death was very solid acting,only Sally Field as Aunt May telling him he was "her boy" was as dramatic. 90% of all the other acting was pretty weak.
-Dehaan/Harry was creepy from the start,not likeable at all. Foxx was bad as Max but better as Electro.
-That actor playing the scientist at prison thought he was in a cartoon,awful accent & acting.
-The writing was crap,how many times do we need to see & hear how much Peter/Gwen are in love? It went on forever & felt force fed to viewers.
-Whole movie never had a cohesive feel to it. The idea of a cocky Spidey is correct,cocky Peter is wrong.
-Why the [frick] is everything connected to OsCorp? Peters dad,Electro,All the future Sinister 6,Gwen works there..etc. Stupid.
-If the Osborn's have genetic disease,Norman still lived into his 50's before dying,why is Harry dying so soon?..how shitty was his Goblin look,pure garbage.
-Rhino/Paul was fun at start but could have made ending better without that godawful little kid scene.
That was cringe worthy.
-Hate to compare but Raimi films are better,they are fun. Cap,Thor,Iron Man,Avengers films are FUN.
-These Amazing ones are not,I know killing Gwen isn't fun-time but the vibe is bland overall & where is the cool music/score.
-The Raimi / Elfman music was great,these have nothing.
Highflyer
Highflyer - 5/3/2014, 5:55 AM
And the way this guy says 'ha!' makes me think he is very immature. No offence.
M3T4LL0
M3T4LL0 - 5/3/2014, 3:31 PM
You guys are far too critical. This was a fantastic film despite its flaws (yes, some of the dialogue was cheesy at times) but it's Spider-Man. To me, this is the best representation of him we've had on screen yet. More witty, more light-hearted and caring (the scene where he stops the bullies in the alley was awesome), all the stuff he did seemed like stuff Spidey would do to me.
Saintsinnister
Saintsinnister - 5/3/2014, 4:50 PM
I feel ya bro. That scientist was straight out of Schumacker's batman. Rhino was a joke, and Foxx was pretty bad too. He needed a friend? 6/10 feels right. I liked spider man even though his jokes were kinda lame. But like Batman and Robin this is for kids, who will love this movie and buy all the merch. Sad but these studios rely heavily on the bank from the merch. Are the kids really that corny these days though? maybe.
Namor
Namor - 5/3/2014, 6:00 PM
The planes were in the movie to show how quickly they need to move to restore power or people were gonna die. If you didn't get that, you shoulden't be writing a review.
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