To Love Dawg S#$%: A JimmieRustler Exclusive

To Love Dawg S#$%: A JimmieRustler Exclusive

DC is making flowers grow with that manure(BvS). But yet some fans insist its the best thing since Christ. So in this article we're going to take a deep look into to the fanboy psyche. Maybe then we can find an understanding to the banner question: "To Love Dawg S$%&" How?

Editorial Opinion
By Jimmierustler - Mar 26, 2016 05:03 AM EST
Filed Under: Superman

..............................................MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................................*SMDH* They gonna get us shut down, they gonna get us shut down.

These mofo's is about two seconds away from single handedly causing comic book fatigue. You talkin bout some dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwg $hieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!!!! probably the worst comic book adaptation ever! Period! And the worst part about it is th--dude just--MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But hey, don't take my word for it. BvS is a confirmed critically panned movie. Its not getting good, decent or mixed reviews. Its BAD! tallied scores across the web put it in the same company as cbms like Catwoman, Jonah Hex, Green Lantern etc... Even the so-called good reviews are not really "GOOD". And theirs very few of those. After all the talk of "I'm sure it will at least do better than MOS" (critically)look at what happened. The average fan(DC fan) wishes they would have gotten something on MOS level. But yet and still there remains a small vocal few who stands by the movie. Even to the point of calling the masses, crazy. Some of them say Marvel paid us all off to hate and slander the movie. Or even that theres a secret society bent on the downfall of the BCU(DCCU) who's been pushing for its demise since the early 1800's. "HAIL HYDRA!" So is there any truth...or validity to these statements? Where is it coming from? And can one simply..."Love Dawg S$%#?" 

Lets just began with this. This comment is from one of our non bias brethren of the CBM community, reads:

"29% in RT now.

OKAY! It's time! I will propose a CHALLENGE to you guys. I want that someone show me a AMAZING movie (how some of you are calling BvS) in Rotten Tomatoes that have a maximum rating of 30%.

My point is, you are only defending this film because Batman and Superman are together in it and you love this characters. I think that what you guys are doing here is a damage control.

If in this movie were original characters, something like Fatman v Sadderman, you would be talking really bad about this movie.

The film is a mess, with several scenes placed in a bad shape. Just homage and fan services disconnected. Characters uncharacterized. weak script. As a movie, it's just not a good standalone movie.

By keep defending this, you guys are saying to WB: "give me more weak movies like this", when you could ask for much better movies."



Valid points? lets take a look. He says "My point is, you are only defending this film because Batman and Superman are together in it and you love this characters. I think that what you guys are doing here is a damage control."

Its true that Batman and Superman are by far two of the most beloved Heroes of all time. And lets not forget Wondy's first big screen appearance also. I've heard fans say more than once "i HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOVIE MY WHOLE LIFE!" Just imagine the anticipation. I remember several of our own CBM members calling BvS a "HISTORICAL EVENT" Have you ever heard of a cbm getting that kind of praise from its fanbase BEFORE the release of the movie. I'm betting, no. These characters were loved long before the botched BCU ever came into existence. Could this preexisting love be what fans are truly in love with and not BvS itself? It deserves thought. Its common knowledge emotional attachment can easly blur once sound judgment. And with the masses of critics and fans despising this movie it seems the most obvious answer is BvS, well...just simply sucks. DC fans can't see this objectively tho. They cant separate their passion from the DCU as a whole from this one panned movie. In their mind to hate this movie is to hate DC as a whole.

Time to let go. Tho you love this child(BvS)he just raped a lot people. That back lash you see is a call for justice. You can no longer defend this wayward son. He will be ridiculed, outcast and tossed into the jail of movie mediocrity never to rise again because his crimes were to great. 



Than there was this. "By keep defending this, you guys are saying to WB: "give me more weak movies like this", when you could ask for much better movies."

Hmm... I feel this is a good point. The emotional attachment to this "HISTORICAL EVENT" like all emotional attachments can be a pitfall. Fans need to remove the fanboy glasses and do it quick. DC/WB needs to know they fudged big time. At the very least to those who still support the film if everyone else sees these last two BCU movies as failures how long do you think the BCU will last? How many more 50-20% percent movies do you think DC/WB can crap out before the waters run dry? See my point? Its like being in abusive relationship. 

Time to let go. The longer you stay in this relationship with this alcoholic abusive man(BvS) the more broken you become. Aren't you sick of trying to explain away the black eyes and bruises you're left with? i know you're attached to this guy but let go. EVERYBODY(even Hitler) else sees that he's no good for you. make a stand before its to late. In the end you'll lose everything.



"If in this movie were original characters, something like Fatman v Sadderman, you would be talking really bad about this movie."

True, true. Just scaning through the reviews some of the common complaints seem to be:

"It was trying to hard to set up the BCU(Batman Cinematic Universe)"

"To many plots that went no where"

"Characters didn't have enough to do. It was like they were there for nothing"

"Just a bunch of Michael Bay explosions. Its the new Transformers"

And that's just a few. But my point is all of those things and more were used by DCfans to try and DESTROY other cbms. So its obvious there turning a blind eye now because of studio loyalty. I mean when other studios were involved some of those quotes were literally run into the ground by some of the same people supporting BvS now in an effort to ruin other studios world building movies. the regulars on this site no what I'm talking about. But now the same people who shouted this stuff for years against other studios claim they don't see what everybody's talking about. WHAT?!

Time to let go. You've judged others for doing far less. Ignoring the faults of loved ones will only hurt you in the long run.


To Love Dawwwwwwwwwwwwwg Sh*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet is not the answer. Its not BvS you love. Its the idea of a Marvel esqe DCCU. Be objective. Dawg sh*eeeeeet should be buried not praised. Flee from this abusive relationship. by doing so you encourage DC/WB to make quality films and keep the DCCU from dying before it ever it gets started. Remember all cbms are effected by each ones reception. its not just about DC anymore....







.....They gonna get us shut down, they gonna get us shut down...


 

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RandalCabbage
RandalCabbage - 3/26/2016, 8:34 AM
LMAO
BlackStar25
BlackStar25 - 3/26/2016, 10:01 AM
@RandalCabbage - LMFAO! Your AVATAR! LOLOLOLOL!
gamecreatorjj
gamecreatorjj - 3/26/2016, 8:49 AM
This aint even good b8. The best b8 is subtle, dog.
gamecreatorjj
gamecreatorjj - 3/26/2016, 11:26 AM
@Jimmierustler - LOL, sure man. You can't pass subpar bait as an actual opinion.
gamecreatorjj
gamecreatorjj - 3/26/2016, 8:28 PM
@Jimmierustler - I already gave my thoughts, it's pretty bad bait. If this were genuine, and god I hope it's not, well then may god have mercy on us all. I don't think the big guy will allow us to exist much longer when something so inane, so stupid, so mindbendingly dumb exists.

This article, against all odds, was somehow less coherent than Dawn of Justice.
DannRamm113
DannRamm113 - 3/26/2016, 9:02 AM
this is honestly one of the worst written article's I've ever read on this site. and i once read an article that consisted of words such as "josh wildings taint" and "rormachines fat pussy". you are right around there
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 3/26/2016, 9:05 AM
Seems to me the author of this article, has had his jimmies.....rustled...
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 3/26/2016, 9:08 AM
On a scale of 1-10, for how pathetic a person can be.

This guy has dedicated his name and vendetta just to the sole purpose of annoying people on the Internet all day long, cause he literally has nothing better to do with himself.

I say off the chart. What about you guys?
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 3/26/2016, 9:21 AM
@Jimmierustler - Not yet. But even if I don't like it, he'll even if I hate it, I won't agree with this. (looks at picture of dogshit in article). But your pic about sums up my feelings on your article.
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 3/26/2016, 10:08 AM
@Jimmierustler - yeah. Guess I should be glad I'm seeing this film for free.
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 3/26/2016, 10:14 AM
And the only thing I agree with here, is after the flop that was Fantastic Four, this films reviews are not helping these movies be taken more seriously. Except, this movie has already made 4x as much in one day as F4s entire run. So unless they fail to hit 700 million it's not a flop.
WYLEEJAY
WYLEEJAY - 3/26/2016, 10:17 AM
So in hindsight, I guess I don't even agree with you on that point. Yet.
BlackIceJoe
BlackIceJoe - 3/26/2016, 10:47 AM
DerekLake
DerekLake - 3/26/2016, 11:03 AM
Don't link me on these trash articles. Some of us who genuinely disliked the film have actual complaints with the substance of the film. You, however, seem only to care that the film is received poorly, no matter the actual quality of the film. This is tasteless, it is unprofessional, it is childish. Don't include me in your lists.
kong
kong - 3/26/2016, 11:04 AM
To love "dawg shit" is to love yourself @Jimmierustler
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